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Now, on to the original post...
You dig nubile young singers.
Lets end the debate once and for all

I recently found this eurochick (Alizée) who is surprisingly hair (in the NO places) free.


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7/10/2005 at 06:56

I found Shakira pretty entertaining.

Not when she was talking, though.






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7/10/2005 at 07:09

vasudeva: I found Shakira pretty entertaining.

Not when she was talking, though.


That accent was totally fake.






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7/10/2005 at 08:14

Bwadda bout chrissie in 80?

Or lydia pence (braile babe, voice only), or Kim Angelis?

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7/10/2005 at 09:57

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7/10/2005 at 12:29

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7/10/2005 at 16:05

You dig nubile young singers.
Lets end the debate once and for all

I recently found this eurochick (Alizée) who is surprisingly hair (in the NO places) free.



Oh, Alizee, "the product." She's got the look and moves of a industrially designed sex gadget fresh off factory conveyor belts. She's like a featured product of the month you would buy from IKEA that sells young starlets. You can almost feel the "Qualty Check Passed" stamped on her asscheeks. The problem is, the "best-if-used-by" date is very, very soon.

Seriously though, she does not sing that well, she's short, too slutty, and about half the french girls I met look as good or better. I do give Kahuna props for searching outside the box.

Call me old-fashioned, but when it comes to youn'uns, I'd take talent and integrity over T&A. Someone like, say, Alicia Keys. When a chick is good, really good, she doesn't need to show off any assets, and that's hot to me.

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7/10/2005 at 16:11

Alizee does seem like a *product*, but I still find her *hot*.

Celine Dion? WTF?






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7/10/2005 at 17:03

Like any product, does she have a money back gaurantee?






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7/10/2005 at 19:15

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Yeah, there is nothing like a 6'6" black chick who looks and sounds like a man.....WTF?






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7/10/2005 at 21:01

Cheryl Crow excites me in a milfy kind of way.






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7/10/2005 at 22:49

I recently found this eurochick (Alizée) who is surprisingly hair (in the NO places) free.


Euro-chicks aren't that bad with the hair, actually. This one is hot and she definitely loves the cock. I am a fan.

She's got the look and moves of a industrially designed sex gadget fresh off factory conveyor belts. ... The problem is, the "best-if-used-by" date is very, very soon.


So? You're saying you wouldn't bone her?

Someone like, say, Alicia Keys. When a chick is good, really good, she doesn't need to show off any assets, and that's hot to me.


Agreed, Alicia Keys is teh hot.
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Uart:
Someone like, say, Alicia Keys.

Agreed, Alicia Keys is teh hot.

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7/10/2005 at 23:48

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7/11/2005 at 10:33

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7/11/2005 at 11:24

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7/11/2005 at 11:32

Angela Gossow from Arch Enemy. Not exactly a celeb but hot and musical none the less.








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7/11/2005 at 13:56

Crackalackin:
Seriously though, she does not sing that well,


Oh, she can sing alright. Like my friend's 35 yr old mongoloid sister who repeats "God Bess Ame-ica Lan A A Love" because her that is the only song her Playskool (tm) pull-string operated music box toy knows.

EVERYONE can sing Cracka, and sing a beautiful song from their heart.
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7/11/2005 at 17:08

fmeh.

Shakira *is* pretty hot. Her music is not.






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7/11/2005 at 18:17

SexNinjaMcDeath: fmeh.

Shakira *is* pretty hot. Her music is not.


lol @ her new album title. ORAL FIXATION. desperate for sales much?






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7/16/2005 at 20:32

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7/17/2005 at 13:40



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I'd say Christina Aguilera for the win. You KNOW she knows how to take a length AND sing your national anthem at the same time.


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