Steel
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7/8/2005 at 01:02 |
This is awesome. This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change. See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners. The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.
 Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert. This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here. Now, on to the original post... Why do I set myself up? Sometimes ordinary shit is the funniest of all....
Mrs. Steel text messaged me today saying "Just 2 let U know. I won't share you with a man"
Well... this is a new and moderately disturbing development. So even though I am at work, I quickly phone her.
"WTF?" I enqire.
Her explaination, "So I'm watching Oprah and she's telling of this secret society called the DL, or the Down Low. It's a group of men who won't admit to being gay or bi-sexual, but love to go out and fuck other dudes".
Me "..."
Her "So yeah, they will go out, have gay sex, then come home and sleep with their wives. They are saying this is causing a spread of HIV in North America and that is getting to be a health epidemic."
So I say " Hey, just because a guy likes to go out and suck a cock everynow and again doesn't mean he's a fag, leave the confused lads alone"
(OK I didn't really say this, in fact, I had to reassure the wife I wasn't hoovering the cock)
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1622 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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7/8/2005 at 01:10 |
Steel: I LOVE COCK!
FIXT!
youre welcome
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4459 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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7/8/2005 at 01:13 |
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truenative
I'm what makes bread wonder.  SSHOLEPosts: 302 Registered: 1/6/2005 Offline
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7/8/2005 at 01:29 |
I play frisbee golf or Disc Golf Down here in Fl at a couple of public parks that have Courses. At both of the parks there is always, and I mean ALWAYS (Mon-Sun at any hour) a line of guys at the Rest Rooms or in the parking lot by the Rest Rooms Eager for the Cawk. The police have conducted Raids, the Golfers have taken down tag numbers and even just yelling and jeering the DL ass-pirates all with little or no effect on it's populatiry. There are all walks of life from the obviously gay to obvously family having married guys, white collar and blue collar alike.
I guess if you are just cock-hungry there just isn't a cure other than unprotected public restroom sex on your lunchbreak. I really have no problem with anyone who wants to pound ass as long as it is not my sweet virgin ass. I just wish they could find someplace other than a public facility to conduct their perverse man-fettish.
Besides, where the hell is the public restroom full of hot cock-hungry girls waiting to hoover my man-meat?
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 777 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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7/8/2005 at 01:33 |
truenative: I play frisbee golf or Disc Golf Down here in Fl at a couple of public parks that have Courses. At both of the parks there is always, and I mean ALWAYS (Mon-Sun at any hour) a line of guys at the Rest Rooms or in the parking lot by the Rest Rooms Eager for the Cawk. The police have conducted Raids, the Golfers have taken down tag numbers and even just yelling and jeering the DL ass-pirates all with little or no effect on it's populatiry. There are all walks of life from the obviously gay to obvously family having married guys, white collar and blue collar alike.
I guess if you are just cock-hungry there just isn't a cure other than unprotected public restroom sex on your lunchbreak. I really have no problem with anyone who wants to pound ass as long as it is not my sweet virgin ass. I just wish they could find someplace other than a public facility to conduct their perverse man-fettish.
Besides, where the hell is the public restroom full of hot cock-hungry girls waiting to hoover my man-meat?
Ask dumbskull
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Steel
If you want to keep your tongue, don't lick me in the Winter! SSHOLEPosts: 506 Registered: 10/14/2004 Offline
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7/8/2005 at 01:45 |
Well LK. I didn't want to tell the Swarm about the "Down Low" membership card I saw on your desk the other day. I noticed you had 4 of the cocks stamped. I guess your next one is free big guy! |
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2444 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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7/8/2005 at 01:48 |
i know where this is going..
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MrEdwards
Tender vittles  Posts: 4 Registered: 6/23/2005 Offline
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7/8/2005 at 02:06 |
"Is He Gay?
"Why do I have to label myself to make you comfortable?"
That is off the Oprah site quoting the guy she was interviewing about being on the DL...
Buddy, your in denial! Either your gay, bi or hetero, get a life and own up to it! Say it with me now, "I, J.L. King likes to take it up the ASS!" Now LOUDER!
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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7/8/2005 at 03:02 |
MrEdwards: I watch Oprah |
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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7/8/2005 at 04:47 |
truenative: I play frisbee golf or Disc Golf Down here in Fl at a couple of public parks that have Courses. At both of the parks there is always, and I mean ALWAYS (Mon-Sun at any hour) a line of guys at the Rest Rooms or in the parking lot by the Rest Rooms Eager for the Cawk. The police have conducted Raids, the Golfers have taken down tag numbers and even just yelling and jeering the DL ass-pirates all with little or no effect on it's populatiry. There are all walks of life from the obviously gay to obvously family having married guys, white collar and blue collar alike.
I guess if you are just cock-hungry there just isn't a cure other than unprotected public restroom sex on your lunchbreak. I really have no problem with anyone who wants to pound ass as long as it is not my sweet virgin ass. I just wish they could find someplace other than a public facility to conduct their perverse man-fettish.
Besides, where the hell is the public restroom full of hot cock-hungry girls waiting to hoover my man-meat?
True, true - the queers have taken over all the places that I used to goto to chill out and relax. It got so bad that they used to hide in the bushes and jump out at me when I went for a jog. It was like killing zombies but instead all it took was a couple big rocks to the head (couldn't say it without making it sound gay). i also had to resort to taking my dogs with me. The funny part of it all was one of my old teachers from school used to hang out there.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1901 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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7/8/2005 at 05:57 |
I was doing the laundry chore today and listening to Doprah "ooo and ahhh" over the revelations of BLACK MEN living on the DL, cock suckers on the sly who claim they are not gay. The whole point of the show was that AIDS is on the rise in black women of a certain age group 30 - 50 etc... and the married with children rump rangers are to blame.
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vladtweano
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 517 Registered: 3/11/2002 Offline
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7/8/2005 at 13:16 |
Steel: Well... this is a new and moderately disturbing development.
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barch97
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 588 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline
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7/8/2005 at 13:41 |
if these fat cunts spent a little less time on the couch eating cheetos watching oprah and little more time suckin' teh cock, they might not be getting so much hivs.
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Sachsenpaule
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 165 Registered: 11/16/2003 Offline
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7/8/2005 at 14:01 |
barch97: I hate HIV.
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barch97
DARTH MENSES Posts: 588 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline
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7/8/2005 at 14:37 |
Sachsenpaule: barch97: I hate HIV.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4459 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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7/8/2005 at 14:39 |
barch97: Sachsenpaule: barch97: I ate HIV. thank you for fixing that.
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barch97
DARTH MENSES Posts: 588 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline
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7/8/2005 at 15:03 |
that kinda foolishness is not going to find you more money in your email
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DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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7/8/2005 at 16:24 |
truenative: I play frisbee golf or Disc Golf Down here in Fl at a couple of public parks that have Courses. At both of the parks there is always, and I mean ALWAYS (Mon-Sun at any hour) a line of guys at the Rest Rooms or in the parking lot by the Rest Rooms Eager for the Cawk. The police have conducted Raids, the Golfers have taken down tag numbers and even just yelling and jeering the DL ass-pirates all with little or no effect on it's populatiry. There are all walks of life from the obviously gay to obvously family having married guys, white collar and blue collar alike.
I guess if you are just cock-hungry there just isn't a cure other than unprotected public restroom sex on your lunchbreak. I really have no problem with anyone who wants to pound ass as long as it is not my sweet virgin ass. I just wish they could find someplace other than a public facility to conduct their perverse man-fettish.
Besides, where the hell is the public restroom full of hot cock-hungry girls waiting to hoover my man-meat?
We have a place like that in LA its called West Hollywood. They have ghey theaters and everything. THey even have gay pride parades, which I find odd because in LA we're all over it. We won't bother them, unless they're in Eddie Murphy's car.
**Segway**
Hey! Where the label for us 1/4 fags out here? Huh? I want a label!!! I feel empty and nonplussed by the lack of a label for my kind.
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straydog1980
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 531 Registered: 6/16/2004 Offline
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7/8/2005 at 16:56 |
sofickingwat: Hey! Where the label for us 1/4 fags out here? Huh? I want a label!!! I feel empty and nonplussed by the lack of a label for my kind.
yeah, i think they call you guys fags where I'm from.
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MrEdwards
Tender vittles Posts: 4 Registered: 6/23/2005 Offline
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7/8/2005 at 17:29 |
barch97: which part of "they go out and have sex with other men then come home and sleep with their wives" didn't you understand? You can't get HIV if all you do is snore together!
And by your statement we are to assume that if your wife or girlfriend doesn't suck your dick you will happily go out and get it up the ass by another dude?
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straydog1980
DARTH MENSES Posts: 531 Registered: 6/16/2004 Offline
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7/8/2005 at 17:33 |
MrEdwards: barch97: which part of "they go out and have sex with other men then come home and sleep with their wives" didn't you understand? You can't get HIV if all you do is snore together!
And by your statement we are to assume that if your wife or girlfriend doesn't suck your dick you will happily go out and get it up the ass by another dude?
YAH BARCH, YAH!! wtf do you say that that? touche motherfucker!
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DARTH MENSES Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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7/8/2005 at 17:40 |
straydog1980: sofickingwat: Hey! Where the label for us 1/4 fags out here? Huh? I want a label!!! I feel empty and nonplussed by the lack of a label for my kind.
yeah, i think they call you guys fags where I'm from.
This word used to mean "happy," but it's
meaning changed when homosexuals used it
as code. They were thought of as clinically ill
and were thought only to exist as
homosexuals. The word "gay" gave them a
smaller word that was an adjective, not a
noun. This allowed those who used it to
identify as homosexual in addition to other
identities. Some people use it to include
bisexuals and lesbians. Now that bisexuals and
lesbians are gaining a separate voice, it usually
refers only to homosexual men.
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In other words - you are gay
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barch97
DARTH MENSES Posts: 588 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline
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7/8/2005 at 17:51 |
MrEdwards: barch97: which part of "they go out and have sex with other men then come home and sleep with their wives" didn't you understand? You can't get HIV if all you do is snore together!
And by your statement we are to assume that if your wife or girlfriend doesn't suck your dick you will happily go out and get it up the ass by another dude? Yes, exactly.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position! SSHOLEPosts: 1901 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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7/8/2005 at 17:57 |
Barch has proven time and time again he will "Hit" anything with a hole and a heartbeat, (heartbeat optional) as long as they don't smoke!
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4459 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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7/8/2005 at 18:30 |
sofickingwat: Hey! Where the label for us 1/4 fags out here? Huh? I want a label!!! I feel empty and nonplussed by the lack of a label for my kind.
Yes. In your enthusiasm for your new, magically-unlabellable state of being, you must have missed it when I answered this question.
To repeat: you are a special-needs, high-maintenance fag who refuses to admit the truth.
Hope you enjoy your fancy new label!
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra SSHOLEPosts: 777 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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7/8/2005 at 20:31 |
For a million dollars I'll join the DL
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barch97
DARTH MENSES Posts: 588 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline
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7/8/2005 at 21:33 |
I'll give ya $50
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Sachsenpaule
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 165 Registered: 11/16/2003 Offline
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7/8/2005 at 23:55 |
Acidburn: My Fate is HiV
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