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7/4/2005 at 13:45
This is awesome.

This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change.

See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.

The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.



Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert.



This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here.

Now, on to the original post...
wang doodle faptastic.

did I upload this shit? Yes. Is it good? Probably. Haven't seen it. But I do know it's HQ and the thumbnails looked appetizing enough, so eh. Dig in.






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7/4/2005 at 15:34

whut?






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7/4/2005 at 15:46

link no workie






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7/4/2005 at 17:31

straydog1980: link no workie

Avatar no workie either.






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7/4/2005 at 17:37

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7/4/2005 at 18:51

Try a different upload site. 89 kbps is to slow.






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7/4/2005 at 19:42

Movie sux...17 minutes of uneventful pseudosex following the shortporn formula.

1. Girl talks about herself while fully clothed.
2. Girl shows her pussy, talks about getting fuked.
3. Girl gives guy a skill-free blowjob.
4. Guy fuks girl dispasssionately in 2 or 3 different positions.
5. Guy jacks off into girl's mouth.
6. Girl plays with cum, but doesn't swallow.
7. Fade out.

Fuk this shit






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7/4/2005 at 19:47

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7/4/2005 at 21:24

i hate it when they dont swallow in porn films :/






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7/5/2005 at 01:15

http://www.dontspitswallow.com/

Nothing says "I love you" like gulping down your man's hot, creamy load. From erection to money shot, no blowjob is really complete without swallowing cum.






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7/8/2005 at 10:23

qwerty:

Nothing says "I love you" like gulping down your man's hot, creamy load. From erection to money shot, no blowjob is really complete without swallowing cum.


That should be a PSA on television
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I'm assuming the position!


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7/8/2005 at 11:08

qwerty: Nothing says "I love you" like gulping down your man's hot, creamy load. From erection to money shot, no blowjob is really complete without swallowing cum.


Qwerty woke up on the gay side of the bed this morning?






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7/8/2005 at 12:49

Qwerty's bed only has one side, and it's gay for miles and miles.






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7/8/2005 at 17:37

I like girls. Lesbians like girls.
Does this mean I to am a lesbian?
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7/8/2005 at 23:48

hay Qwerty, what's an Aussie such as yerself doing with a Lincoln quote ?






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7/9/2005 at 03:22

ghostrideryyz: hay Qwerty, what's an Aussie such as yerself doing with a Lincoln quote ?

Fuk. I just spent 15 nervous seconds trying to figure out which of Qwerty's comments were attributable to Lincoln -- the come-guzzling thing, or the self-as-lesbian thing -- before it dawned on me that you were referring to his sig.






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7/9/2005 at 17:19

ghostrideryyz: hay Qwerty, what's an Aussie such as yerself doing with a Lincoln quote ?


I'm practicing my american for when I get a chance to visit Hilary Duff in America






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7/9/2005 at 17:28

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