MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling   SSHOLE |
Posts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline
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6/11/2002 at 14:11  |
People will use anything as a weapon.
Fruit: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_605369.html?menu=news.weirdworld.strangecrime
Underwear: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_604837.html?menu=news.weirdworld.strangecrime
("After they took him to the police station at Hanau, he suddenly ripped off his trousers and underwear.
He is accused of repeatedly hitting one officer in the face with his underpants.")
Big summer blockbuster movie: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_604016.html?menu=news.weirdworld.strangecrime
Mass horror and trauma: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_603977.html?menu=news.weirdworld.sexlife
Ok, the last two weren't really "wars", but you have to recognize the battle that must have taken place within the dude in that last one. Harsh.
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vonbek
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 56 Registered: 3/9/2002 Offline
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6/11/2002 at 14:58 |
I don't know which is funnier. That he whacked himself off for the last time, or that some nut case went and grabbed it for him and packed it in ice. |
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4618 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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6/11/2002 at 15:45 |
Or that it took three fuking chops.
And then he still had the presence of mind to dispose of it properly, if throwing your amputated penis into a trash can be thought of as "proper." |
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mudvayne_69_69_69
Pride of Canadia  Posts: 979 Registered: 6/19/2003 Offline
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8/20/2003 at 15:54 |
It's not funny man...my dad's still recovering from that ordeal... |
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