Steel
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7/1/2005 at 14:32 |
July 1st - What does Canada Day mean to you?
-Stores are closed 
-I work in a call center which services a mostly American customer base so I don't even get the day off
-Double Time and a Half Baby 
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vasudeva
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7/1/2005 at 14:40 |
I think it's cute that you guys get your own little "us day" party up there. 
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MrEdwards
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7/1/2005 at 15:14  |
Rain...it always rains on Canada. Hot as hell and then it rains.
Canada Day is great. It's the only day of the year where we all get out our flags and show how patriotic we are. It's the one day where people gather to admit we do live in a great country despite our shit. It's really too bad that the spirit doesn't last more than a day. I AM CANADIAN!
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MrEdwards
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7/1/2005 at 15:14 |
Rain...it always rains on Canada Day. Hot as hell and then it rains.
Canada Day is great. It's the only day of the year where we all get out our flags and show how patriotic we are. It's the one day where people gather to admit we do live in a great country despite our shit. It's really too bad that the spirit doesn't last more than a day. I AM CANADIAN!
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DonQuixote
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7/1/2005 at 16:06 |
Good for Canadians. They have joined the time honored tradition of inventing a day for narcissistic nationalism. I can't wait for the 4th. There will be some serious roman candle jousting!!
Ever watch two jackasses with pillows try and shoot each other with roman candles? Ever watch em do it in the middle of the street western style? Ever watch one of em have to go to ER for burns? It Is Awesome.
Oh and go Canada. You have purty gals in some areas.
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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7/1/2005 at 16:07 |
You are a double-poster!
I like Canada though. Tim Hortons is the best thing you guys ever did.
That and your low drinking age. |
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Steel
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7/1/2005 at 16:29 |
Don't forget our Strippers that reveal all of their components! |
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magicchex
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7/1/2005 at 17:20 |
Steel: Don't forget our Strippers that reveal all of their components!
We have that in Michigan.
(Because we are secretly part of Canada!) |
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 809 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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7/1/2005 at 17:40 |
magicchex: Steel: Don't forget our Strippers that reveal all of their components!
We have that in Michigan.
(Because we are secretly part of Canada!)
We got tha in California. But they don't serve alcohol in those places.
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McGoatCheese
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7/1/2005 at 19:26 |
I don't know what it is specifically , but every time i've driven in canada i've always considered their roads to suck serious ass. Specifically in terms of proper signage. More than once friends and i have been driving around and miss a proper turn out of insanity land because the sign was so small it was usually hidden behind a powerline or something. Could just be an issue of driving around the Niagra area, who knows...
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Steel
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7/1/2005 at 19:47 |
No, no what you are saying is true. We just pay more attention here. |
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middle_age_man
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7/1/2005 at 19:52 |
Barbequing and drinking beer with the family, CFL football on the tube followed by sitting in a cloud of mosquitoes at the park watching fireworks. Yay Canada.
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azron123
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7/1/2005 at 21:02 |
You guys are mostly OK. And I owe you the really great learning experience when my buddies and I made secret trips up to Val d'or for serious debauchery. I was 16 and the memories are still fresh.
And you really don't make bad neighbors. Living next to Canada is sort of like having a really friendly retarded giant living in the back yard.
I mean, sure it would be cooler if you were Australians but at least you aren't Brits.
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middle_age_man
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7/1/2005 at 22:06 |
azron123: You guys are mostly OK. And I owe you the really great learning experience when my buddies and I made secret trips up to Val d'or for serious debauchery. I was 16 and the memories are still fresh.
And you really don't make bad neighbors. Living next to Canada is sort of like having a really friendly retarded giant living in the back yard.
I mean, sure it would be cooler if you were Australians but at least you aren't Brits.
Ahh Val d'or, they turn boys into men and teach them a thing or two about microbiology.
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azron123
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7/2/2005 at 01:12 |
middle_age_man: azron123: You guys are mostly OK. And I owe you the really great learning experience when my buddies and I made secret trips up to Val d'or for serious debauchery. I was 16 and the memories are still fresh.
And you really don't make bad neighbors. Living next to Canada is sort of like having a really friendly retarded giant living in the back yard.
I mean, sure it would be cooler if you were Australians but at least you aren't Brits.
Ahh Val d'or, they turn boys into men and teach them a thing or two about microbiology.
WERDZ!!!
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ghostrider
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7/2/2005 at 05:46 |
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