MOMAD
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7/1/2005 at 12:19  |
BROAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW.
That is all.
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Steel
If you want to keep your tongue, don't lick me in the Winter!  SSHOLEPosts: 512 Registered: 10/14/2004 Offline
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7/1/2005 at 12:23 |
Ummm... Is that supposed to mean the movie was good? or bad? I can't really tell. |
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straydog1980
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7/1/2005 at 13:37 |
my buddy saw it last night and told me it was 'awesome'. then again, that's the same response i got for his review of 'too fast too furious'
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JESUS_IS_LORD
Tender vittles  Posts: 43 Registered: 9/22/2004 Offline
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7/1/2005 at 13:38 |
Tom Cruise is a knee biter, and he's involved with a money hungry psuedo-religion.
There but by the grace of GOD go I.
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tom_cruise
Tender vittles  Posts: 4 Registered: 7/1/2005 Offline
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7/1/2005 at 13:48 |
do you even know the history of psychology? well I DO. And it's not pretty.
Ritilin is the devil! Did you know that it is a STREET DRUG now? And we're giving it to our kids? Making them into little junkie kindergartners who trip out to Sesame Street and drink Kool-aid? Is this what you want for you kids? |
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tom_cruise
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7/1/2005 at 13:51 |
JESUS_IS_LORD: Tom Cruise is a knee biter, and he's involved with a money hungry psuedo-religion.
There but by the grace of GOD go I.
you're a jerk, do you know that? you're....a JERK! do you understand? A JERK! |
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1665 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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7/1/2005 at 13:52 |
i have a hard time believing tom cruise knows anything.
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint  SSHOLEPosts: 820 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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7/1/2005 at 14:14 |
tom_cruise
I don't believe that you are actually Tom Cruise. |
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Lefen
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7/1/2005 at 14:19 |
Mrs Lefen booked tickets for tonight so |f it sux0r |'ll be sure to tell the Swarm.
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tom_cruise
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7/1/2005 at 14:46 |
nocal: tom_cruise
I don't believe that you are actually Tom Cruise.
count your days in office, schwarzanegger. I'M COMING FOR YOUR JOB. And my first action in office? MASS GENOCIDE OF PYSCHIATRISTS. |
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1534 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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7/1/2005 at 14:49 |
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard SSHOLEPosts: 1665 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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7/1/2005 at 14:58 |
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1664 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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7/1/2005 at 19:48 |
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 800 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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7/1/2005 at 21:30 |
Tom Cruise is a fag. He's cheap too.
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra SSHOLEPosts: 800 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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7/1/2005 at 21:32 |
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No you can't have my rights. I'm not through with them!
You got Down Syndrome so bad you probably have up,left and right too.
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magicchex
Fuckin' your bitches and stealin' your cars since 1985.  SSHOLEPosts: 505 Registered: 1/5/2005 Offline
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7/2/2005 at 00:51 |
LORDKAHUNA:
that game was the SHIT |
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Stump
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 310 Registered: 6/18/2002 Offline
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7/2/2005 at 05:14 |
I have a copy of that game, but can't get it to run quite right.
Pretty good movie, Dakota Fanning carried it. |
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 951 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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7/2/2005 at 20:17 |
Stump:
Pretty good movie, Dakota Fanning carried it.
Figures.
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MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline
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7/5/2005 at 22:08 |
First of all, this is not about Tom Cruise, he's lost his mind and that is a separate matter. What I'm talkin' about is the hotness of this movie. I thought it rocked accordingly. And those of you who have seen it must know what I mean by BROAWWWWWW. Comon, people. Ya gotta feel that BROAAAWW.
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tantrum
I'm a big boy now!  SSHOLEPosts: 474 Registered: 11/23/2003 Offline
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7/5/2005 at 22:26 |
I liked it ok. It was not worth the theater admission price, here's why:
1. Veeery weak resolution to story.
2. Aliens looked too much like Indepenence Day shites.
3. Tim Robbin's belly.
4. Too many reactions like "What is that?" instead of "Let's get the fuk out of here!" by main charactors and bystanders.
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tantrum
I'm a big boy now! SSHOLEPosts: 474 Registered: 11/23/2003 Offline
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7/5/2005 at 22:43 |
Oh and I almost forgot.
Parts of this movie are directly ripped off from Jurassic Park.
The BROAWWWWWW is exactly like the ROAWWWWG sound the T-rex makes to announce his arrival. Both sounds in both movies are used to the same effect.
The scene were the raptors hunt the kids down is almost scene for scene copied as well.
I guess Spielberg has a right to plager himself but not without me pointing out to him that if he would have sold his gold watch he could have saved one more jew!!!!
(sniffle) |
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Middle_Aged_Robot
Tender vittles  Posts: 4 Registered: 7/6/2005 Offline
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7/6/2005 at 00:03 |
Well spoken, little buddy. |
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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7/6/2005 at 00:07 |
Tom Cruise is a totally rad actor
I think you guys are just mad that he's hooked up with Katie Homes.
Me and Hilary Duff think it's sad you guys are so petty and shit. As if you could have really impressed a hawt hollywood act0r like Katie Homes enough to sleep with you, that's so childish.
As for War of the Worlds I'm going to watch it later today so ["WATCH THIS SPACE"]
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DonQuixote
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7/6/2005 at 00:21 |
It was ok. The first two acts are cool but the last act/crisis/denument sucked. What was spielburg a thinkin there? Pet projects by powerful directors usually either suck or are awesome. This one somehow met a fair middlin' of the twain.
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea SSHOLEPosts: 951 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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7/9/2005 at 21:30 |
I thought it was worth the watch. Then again, tom cruise is in it.
Things that sucked.
1. No Tom dispatching Tim Robbins scene.
2. Oddly Vauge.
3. Minority Report Search/Robot scene, minus icee bath plus dirty basement. (very similar to J.P. raptor chase also)
Things that were cool.
1. Vaporizing LAZERS
2. CGI for the most part was well done. Excluding the human eating anus.
3. Mindless. Loud. Entertaining.
I give it a 6 outta 10.
Jurrassic Park being a 9
Congo being a -3
[Edited on 11/7/2005 by Shweetbox]
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mundhra
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7/11/2005 at 11:28 |
but congo had bruce campbell, asshole
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Caladbolg
Blaggard to the Bone  SSHOLEPosts: 33 Registered: 4/26/2005 Offline
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7/11/2005 at 11:52 |
Every movie could use some Ash. Ash fighting mutant robots, that fire dead babies out of suped-up potato guns. Then he would stride upon a mountain of dead zombies and burning feces, cooly saying some badass line.
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truenative
I'm what makes bread wonder.  SSHOLEPosts: 325 Registered: 1/6/2005 Offline
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7/11/2005 at 13:22 |
Aliens come down in lightning strikes & immediately start roaming around in bad-ass robots. Everyone runs around screaming for an hour. Aliens get the flu and all die.
Thank you for your $9 have a nice day.
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Gothmog
busy lil bee bzz bzz bzz!  SSHOLEPosts: 205 Registered: 12/12/2003 Offline
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7/11/2005 at 15:01 |
Shweetbox: I thought it was worth the watch. Then again, tom cruise is in it.
Things that sucked.
1. No Tom dispathing Tim Robbins scene.
2. Oddly Vauge.
3. Minority Report Search/Robot scene, minus icee bath plus dirty basement. (very similar to J.P. raptor chase aslo)
Wow. Just wow.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLEPosts: 1664 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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7/11/2005 at 17:13 |
^ EDJAMACATION!
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