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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth   SSHOLE |
Posts: 4618 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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6/10/2002 at 23:45 |
Those of you subscribed to the Lockergnome Windows Digest recently received this lewd bit of fiction in your email:
Growin' up, I learned to be honest with my mouth - with my money.
Now the Internet has changed everything. Love it all, but baby,
I'll never pay. Microsoft really upset me with XP WPA. Just
because all of their monkeys can code doesn't mean they should
always have their way. Because I own the software - I just got it
last night off of my hacked-up version of KaZaA. Without me, this
industry, it wouldn't be anywhere - sitting there in my chair
because I own the software. Like a bum, I take everything I get my
digital hands on. Nevermind paying folks for their work; if they
whine, maybe you'll hear me claim: "You know, I own the software -
it's my god-given right to install it on all of systems. Without
me, all you losers would have nothing to write every night with
your might - because I own the software." Because I own the
software - all the bits and the bytes. I ignore all the nag
screens and the EULAs. Don't get me started on the music, 'cause I
own all that, too. Thanks to me, it's all free - because I own the
software.
See you in August,
Chris "Stick That in Your Pipe" Pirillo I don't know what that is, but it sure is ugly. When Lockergnome started getting popular -- like, your-Grandma-reads-it popular -- Pirillo started wrecking it with ultra-lame attempts at humor that remind me, more than anything else, of those "jokes" they tell on "America's Funniest Pet Videos."
That was bad enough.
But with this ersatz-rap social-commentary experience, I suspect whatever's been eating through Pirillo's skull for the last few years has finally reached his brain.
And that's just sad.
Ah, screw it. Let's just check out his wife, who is cute sometimes.
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I hope she has a few words for the fuckhead that ran over her. -- SillyRabbit
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