lullaby
Tender vittles  Posts: 48 Registered: 6/25/2005 Offline
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6/25/2005 at 21:56 |
death free zone eh?
does that mean I can be as rude as I want to people and not get banned?
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint   SSHOLEPosts: 833 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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6/25/2005 at 22:04 |
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slippedhole
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 234 Registered: 4/24/2004 Offline
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6/25/2005 at 22:04  |
Hello there lullaby!
Welcome to linkswarm.com! I hope your stay here is uneventful and full of wonderful fellowship! Take care and have a great summer, if by chance you do not post again.
Your friend always,
slippedhole : )
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lullaby
Tender vittles Posts: 48 Registered: 6/25/2005 Offline
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6/25/2005 at 22:12 |
nocal: OH SHIT YOU'RE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE, D00D
look to the left of your keyboard...there is a little button that says "caps lock" if you turn it off, you'll find you sound much less of a twat : )
*this was a public service information post*
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lullaby
Tender vittles Posts: 48 Registered: 6/25/2005 Offline
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6/25/2005 at 22:14 |
Your friend always,
slippedhole : )
I own your soul now
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slippedhole
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 234 Registered: 4/24/2004 Offline
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6/25/2005 at 22:24 |
I own your soul now
Oh really?
We can move forward with that assumption for now.
Again, on behalf of all the rest of the absent regular members,I would like to welcome you to LS. It sure isn't often that we get a new member with such internet forum bravado and confidence as you so eagerly display. All I have to say in your regard is WOW...and how honored we all are to have you beseech us with your mighty presence.
Thank you, lullaby!
slippedhole
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless  SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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6/25/2005 at 22:33 |
Please wait until ghostrideryyz gets back before you post anything more. He didn't want to miss out on the fun this time.
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imfrans
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 246 Registered: 1/17/2004 Offline
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6/25/2005 at 22:39 |
death free zone eh?
does that mean I can be as rude as I want to people and not get banned?
LULLABYE! YOU'RE COMPULTION TO LASH OUT AT PEOPLE HERE AUTOMATICALLY IS ON THE PRECIPACE OF THE CLIFF AND TETERING...YOU HAVE THE CHOICE TO PULL BACK AND CONTRIBUTE SOMETHING MEANINGFUL AND WE SHALL ALL BE FUKING BEST FRIENDS ANDWE WILL LIVE LIKE KINGS WITH CUNTS AS NAPKINS AND PUSSYS AS PLATES! IT IS YR CHOICE TO SUCK THE COCK THAT IS DANGLING IN FRONT OF U OR NOT, FAGGOT! SAIL ON OR ABANDON FUKING SHIP!!! DESTRO! SILVER FACE! YES? ON YOU!
THANK U FRANS
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos  SSHOLEPosts: 789 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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6/25/2005 at 22:43 |
I have no idea why, but while I was reading frans' post, I could hear Eric Cartman singing "Come Sail Away" in my head. Oh, well...
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lullaby
Tender vittles Posts: 48 Registered: 6/25/2005 Offline
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6/25/2005 at 22:44 |
lol, retard. Do you catch the special bus to school and lick the windows?
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Demagogue
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 98 Registered: 4/6/2005 Offline
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6/25/2005 at 22:44 |
You've given your soul to the swarm.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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lullaby
Tender vittles Posts: 48 Registered: 6/25/2005 Offline
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6/25/2005 at 22:47 |
It sure isn't often that we get a new member with such internet forum bravado and confidence as you so eagerly display
listen mate, no matter how many times you p.m. me...I don't do cyber. Bloody site pervert, there's always one ; )
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lullaby
Tender vittles Posts: 48 Registered: 6/25/2005 Offline
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6/25/2005 at 22:51 |
Clavis_Apocalypticae: I have no idea why, but while I was reading frans' post, I could hear Eric Cartman singing "Come Sail Away" in my head. Oh, well...
I could hear some politician trying to defend the education system.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 908 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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6/25/2005 at 22:52 |
lullaby:
look to the left of your keyboard...there is a little button that says "caps lock" if you turn it off, you'll find you sound much less of a twat : )
we love it when people quote Maddox at us. LOLN00B
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lullaby
Tender vittles Posts: 48 Registered: 6/25/2005 Offline
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6/25/2005 at 22:55 |
who's maddox? Is he hard...I'll fight him. Gggrrrr. Unless he's bigger than me, then I'll cry.
what is this thing with capitals? TWUNT
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I think Clavis wins my heart <3 SSHOLEPosts: 908 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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6/25/2005 at 22:59 |
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slippedhole
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 234 Registered: 4/24/2004 Offline
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6/25/2005 at 23:05 |
listen mate, no matter how many times you p.m. me...I don't do cyber. Bloody site pervert, there's always one ; )
It's seems the olive branch I have extended has been broken and thrown back in my face.
It seems...the white dove..I released on your arrival...has..been killed and left on my doorstep.
As a direct representative of God, I am very dismayed at your sickening accusation and ask you cease from refering to me in such a manner again. My repuation on LS is immaculate and formidable and you do not want to continue down the trail you are blazing.
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lullaby
Tender vittles Posts: 48 Registered: 6/25/2005 Offline
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6/25/2005 at 23:16 |
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Jun 25, 2005, 8:57 PM
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I went to church the other day and it was really boring.
There was a big piss-up after, though.
If 'negroes' are so lazy, then how come so many of them do boxing? And play football?
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When did I realise I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realised I was talking to "myself."
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well, as you can see, god is busy posting on another board tonight, so I wouldn't expect too many favours...copy/paste doesn't work too well here. Do I have to do the proper url linking thing?
[Edited on 25/6/2005 by lullaby]
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imfrans
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 246 Registered: 1/17/2004 Offline
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6/25/2005 at 23:21 |
lol, retard. Do you catch the special bus to school and lick the windows?
could hear some politician trying to defend the education system.
FRANS IS BUT A SLIGHT MOLICULE OF RIDICULE AND DESTRUCTION THAT THE FUKING LINKSWARM FANG HAS TO INJECT INTO YR FAT FUKING NECK, U GAY FUKING GHOOLIE! YR DESTINY IS BORING AND ALREADY DONE TO DEATH IN A COCK LOAF SANDWHICH! CHEW IT UP, FAGGOT!
TELL US A LITTLE ABOUT YRSELF? YES? OK?
THANK U FRANS
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lullaby
Tender vittles Posts: 48 Registered: 6/25/2005 Offline
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6/25/2005 at 23:23 |
*puts hand up* I want to send a private message to slippedhole. I know you all love me already so would one of you kindly tell me how to do it? *bats eyelashes* (yes, I am a girl)
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lullaby
Tender vittles Posts: 48 Registered: 6/25/2005 Offline
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6/25/2005 at 23:28 |
FRANS IS BUT A SLIGHT MOLICULE OF RIDICULE AND DESTRUCTION THAT THE FUKING LINKSWARM FANG HAS TO INJECT INTO YR FAT FUKING NECK, U GAY FUKING GHOOLIE! YR DESTINY IS BORING AND ALREADY DONE TO DEATH IN A COCK LOAF SANDWHICH! CHEW IT UP, FAGGOT!
TELL US A LITTLE ABOUT YRSELF? YES? OK?
THANK U FRANS
cock loaf sandwich? pmsl !!!
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imfrans
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 246 Registered: 1/17/2004 Offline
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6/25/2005 at 23:33 |
*bats eyelashes* (yes, I am a girl)
YIKES.. FUK PEOPLES!
THE SITUATION IS WORSENING BY THE MINUTE S PEOPLES..YES? BOY-YOING! PLEASE PLUG THE BLOOD DAM BEFORE WE ALL DROWN IN YR MENSES! THE RED WATERMARK PREVIOUSLY SET BY DUMBSKULL IS SLEADILY APPROUCHING! YOU EVIL WITCH! THE COCKS TURN TO STONE AT YR GAZE! I MUST MEDITATE ON THIS..
THANK U FRANS
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1935 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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6/25/2005 at 23:38 |
Oooo a juicy noob to chew on. Where the hell is my damn STOMPER?
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slippedhole
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 234 Registered: 4/24/2004 Offline
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6/25/2005 at 23:45 |
*puts hand up* I want to send a private message to slippedhole. I know you all love me already so would one of you kindly tell me how to do it? *bats eyelashes* (yes, I am a girl)
Anything you need to write to me should be transfered through this public forum. Your gender is irrelevant.
To PM me go to the Memberlist, click on slippedhole, click on send slippedhole a private message.
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint SSHOLEPosts: 833 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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6/25/2005 at 23:56 |
I leave for a few hours, and I come back to this shitfuck of a mess. At least it has tits (allegedly)
lullaby, this guy demagogue nibbles nuts, if you are actually a man
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Demagogue
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 98 Registered: 4/6/2005 Offline
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6/26/2005 at 00:11 |
You all are fucktards.
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slippedhole
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 234 Registered: 4/24/2004 Offline
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6/26/2005 at 00:22 |
You all are fucktards.
No, I believe we are more like God's Firefighters, putting out the internet fires set by evil and inept forum posting arsonists.
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acheron
Cynical_Malcontent  SSHOLEPosts: 567 Registered: 4/29/2004 Offline
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6/26/2005 at 00:40 |
lullaby:
FRANS IS BUT A SLIGHT MOLICULE OF RIDICULE AND DESTRUCTION THAT THE FUKING LINKSWARM FANG HAS TO INJECT INTO YR FAT FUKING NECK, U GAY FUKING GHOOLIE! YR DESTINY IS BORING AND ALREADY DONE TO DEATH IN A COCK LOAF SANDWHICH! CHEW IT UP, FAGGOT!
TELL US A LITTLE ABOUT YRSELF? YES? OK?
THANK U FRANS
cock loaf sandwich? pmsl !!!
Well, at least it has a little spirit. More fun than BANGBUS PASSWORD PLZ LOLORZ.
But still not a lot of fun. Jackass.
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I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 809 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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6/26/2005 at 01:03 |
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You got Down Syndrome so bad you probably have up,left and right too.
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Zombie scream style  SSHOLEPosts: 725 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline
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6/26/2005 at 01:59 |
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