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6/27/2005 at 22:08




don't forget to have your cat spade


yes, come on up folks, get your cat spade here so little kitty can make that all important sand castle or even shovel the kitty litter over its own shit in style!!






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6/27/2005 at 22:33

I was smacked when I fisrt came here too........It hurt at first but then I taught to myself fuck this place rocks and went on with life. I Like all the fellow swarmers except the newbies who ask for porn......they really suck...........
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6/27/2005 at 22:53

just don't tell anyone you like being smacked, it's a win win situation






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6/27/2005 at 23:02

fit in or fuck off. Every board is like that. As I'm just having a little holiday in here I don't have to lick anyone's sweaty bollocks in the vain hope of being assimilated.


No licking expected. But would you suck a dick for a million bucks?






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6/27/2005 at 23:51

Acidburn: [No licking expected. But would you suck a dick for a million bucks?


Question is moot as the tentacle has stated it's got a vagina. The proper question should be would you lick a dirty asshole for $25.83?



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6/28/2005 at 21:26

I do like a man who plays with his flute






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6/28/2005 at 21:28



No licking expected. But would you suck a dick for a million bucks?

for a million bucks I'd suck like a dyson






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6/28/2005 at 22:29

lullaby:

No licking expected. But would you suck a dick for a million bucks?


for a million bucks I'd suck like a dyson

There's a quote button. Use it, jackass.






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6/29/2005 at 00:59

LordKahuna: Herbie Mann


I actually kind of like his music. The Whirling Dervishes were a kick ass group in their time. Never seen that album cover though - what was he THINKing???

vasudeva:
lullaby:

No licking expected. But would you suck a dick for a million bucks?


for a million bucks I'd suck like a dyson

There's a quote button. Use it, jackass.


Yeah, what he said: USE IT, you silly crapcock.

(And now, as Bugs Bunny would say: "ehhhhhhhhh.......{nosh}.... NEXT!")

[Edited on 6/29/2005 by MadTurk]






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6/29/2005 at 01:10

Sorry, the WAILING Dervishes, my bad. check out THIS funky album cover:


And hey, he had sexy chix to back him up, y0?








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6/29/2005 at 14:07


There's a quote button. Use it, jackass.

I do use it but by the time I've deleted the bits I don't want in the post it loses the highlighted bit.






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6/29/2005 at 14:12

lullaby:
There's a quote button. Use it, jackass.

I do use it but by the time I've deleted the bits I don't want in the post it loses the highlighted bit.

So... don't delete the bits inside square brackets saying "quote" and "/quote".

Leave those, and the "highlight" will remain around your chosen bits.






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vasudeva:
lullaby:



So... don't delete the bits inside square brackets saying "quote" and "/quote".

Leave those, and the "highlight" will remain around your chosen bits.


huzzah! do I get a small reward of some kind now?






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lullaby:
vasudeva:
lullaby:



So... don't delete the bits inside square brackets saying "quote" and "/quote".

Leave those, and the "highlight" will remain around your chosen bits.


huzzah! do I get a small reward of some kind now?

Yes -- legibility. The poster's greatest gift to himself </HALLMARK>






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lullaby:
vasudeva:
lullaby:



So... don't delete the bits inside square brackets saying "quote" and "/quote".

Leave those, and the "highlight" will remain around your chosen bits.


huzzah! do I get a small reward of some kind now?

You sound like a greedy greedy girl. Here's what you get a night at neverland ranch







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6/30/2005 at 19:55

I AIN'T NEVER LEAVING AGAIN








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ghostrideryyz:

I AIN'T NEVER LEAVING AGAIN


You think this is something? This ain't shit. You missed the whole wotak riot.






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6/30/2005 at 22:23

ghostrideryyz:

I AIN'T NEVER LEAVING AGAIN



Why what'd you miss?






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ghostrideryyz:

I AIN'T NEVER LEAVING AGAIN



purely coincidence. Ghostrideryyz disappears for a few days...I appear. Ghostie signs out, I sign in.
(I should be revising, stop tempting me with the nipples of the internet)







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6/30/2005 at 23:32

Me likey noob.
I have been informed and I vote yes.






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7/1/2005 at 11:03

What did I miss?






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