shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea   SSHOLEPosts: 979 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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7/6/2005 at 07:05 |
Chronic Dislocation of the right shoulder.
Some degenration of the cervical spine.(im 25!)
And two surgeries that have caused unreversable nerve damage. Headaches and shooting-lightning-shock pain throughout the neck, shoulder, and back. Absolutely tremendous!
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DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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7/6/2005 at 16:39 |
BeachGoat: sofickingwat
Sorry, but every time I read your name I see it as "some fucking twat" and I crack up. I can't help it. Thanks. It's the little things that help you hang on.
No prob. Screen name is not one of my big worries in life.
Oh, and I did that epi shit after my vas in 1980 for a half a year. my sympathy to you completly . My your pants never bind.
You had a vasectomy in 1980?!?!?! If you were my dad I would have nevAr been born!!
Whats the age range in this group?
Anyways, the nerve block surgery involves the surgeon putting a small catheter next to the nerve that is causeing you the el problemo. That catheter is hooked up to a i v type dealy and it adminiters very small doeses of like morphine. Not enough to affect you just enough to deaden the nerve. They probably issue you a little fanny pack that has a small IV push machine (my dad had one for chemo and it worked great) that will constatly keep the nerve medicated but not you. Voila no pain from that specific nerve and no effects to the rest of your bod. There's another one where they remove whole tracts of nerves but that ones a little more risky. Either way I wish you the best of luck.
Pardon my shitty spelling.
[Edited on 6/7/2005 by sofickingwat]
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BeachGoat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 431 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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7/6/2005 at 17:34 |
"You had a vasectomy in 1980?!?!?! If you were my dad I would have nevAr been born!! "
Did my best, but here you are anyway!
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Heather
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 738 Registered: 11/24/2004 Offline
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7/6/2005 at 18:00 |
sofickingwat: Whats the age range in this group?
This should answer your question.
sofickingwat: Pardon my shitty spelling.
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vladtweano
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 517 Registered: 3/11/2002 Offline
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7/6/2005 at 19:02 |
i'm so damned lost. is this some sort of leather date thread?
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DonQuixote
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7/6/2005 at 20:43 |
Heather:
sofickingwat: Pardon my shitty spelling.
N-E-V-E-R
You spelled nevAr wrong!
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onemob
Tender vittles  Posts: 18 Registered: 7/16/2005 Offline
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7/27/2005 at 02:22 |
to add to this i'll add my list of injuries
My hands are fukkered from Rugby and football, plus drunken stoopidity. They just dont quite look right nor do the fingers so too straight anymore.
Left wrist was broken in 2 places when i was a teen
Left knee had ACL surgery.
Right ankle, tore some ligamnets on x-mas eve a few years back, still kinda funky.
Left shoulder, third degree dislocation of the AC joint, good old rugby is fun for yewr body
Herniated disc and pinched nerve at present
Various scars and non serious injuries from life
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 809 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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7/27/2005 at 03:00 |
Update for me!!! I have been taking Osteo Bi-Flex for my knees"Almost no cartlidge in da fukers" After the 3rd day of taking these huge fuking horse pills I am glad to report that today is the first day in years I have woke up and was able to walk with out a bit of pain. Also noticed this fuked up limp I got due to the pain always being there. Osteo Bi-Flex...... therapy in a bottle..
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You got Down Syndrome so bad you probably have up,left and right too.
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless  SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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8/29/2005 at 18:06 |
This morning I rolled a 7’ length of 6x6 pressure treated off of the workbench and into my thigh which of coarse then landed behind the steel toe. OUCH!
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Sachsenpaule
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 167 Registered: 11/16/2003 Offline
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8/29/2005 at 18:29  |
Beachgoat:
Where is the hope?
I dont have any physical problems.
I dont even cough from smoking.
I expect my wrists beginning to hurt in 5-10 years.
And i wear glasses.
Is this enought to park on a handicapped parking lot?
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Phlebas
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 250 Registered: 7/29/2005 Offline
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8/30/2005 at 01:59 |
fucked the knees up in car wrecks. Now anytime a cloudbursts, my knee looks like a pygmie giving assbirth to a watermelon and the stairs look like fukin' Pike's Peak, but that's all nothin', really.
Dude, I really hope that gets better for you SOON.
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KrazEEyes
Tender vittles  Posts: 42 Registered: 8/6/2005 Offline
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8/30/2005 at 09:20 |
SexNinjaMcDeath: I don't sleep well. I always lay in bed for an hour and a half before I fall asleep, tossing and turning. I just can't force my mind to shut down. When I wake up I usually have a headache, my back hurts, and I'm tired throughout the day. It sucks. I wish I didn't have to sleep at all.
I go through the same thing once in awhile, which would explain why I'm up at 5am posting this reply. I was going to complain about my back pain because of kyphosis (outward curve in the upper spine - like a hunchback) but after hearing what BeachGoat and the rest of you are going through it suddenly doesn't feel so bad.
BG: The best treatment for back pain = massage from your lovely wife. Best treatment for depression = massage from your lovely wife. May RozzleRose continue to be the rock you lean on. Your friends at LS are here for you also. Great forum topic! We're clearly all a bunch of decrepit aging fuks! 
[Edited on 30/8/2005 by KrazEEyes]
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea SSHOLEPosts: 979 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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8/30/2005 at 09:44 |
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