freakmachine
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6/17/2005 at 14:46 |
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acheron
Cynical_Malcontent  SSHOLEPosts: 556 Registered: 4/29/2004 Offline
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6/17/2005 at 18:06 |
I have some mosquito bites. They itch.
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azron123
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6/17/2005 at 19:41 |
^PUSSY^
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4415 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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6/17/2005 at 20:36 |
^ COCKSUCKER BY CHOISE ^
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1117 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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6/17/2005 at 21:06 |
this afternoon LOki and I were comparing my gout like symptons to his migraine headache.
LOki says,"How about I kick you in the balls? bet you won't be thinking about your foot anymore."
Genius. pure genius.
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LOki
Refusenik  SSHOLEPosts: 483 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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6/17/2005 at 22:53 |
HOBO: this afternoon LOki and I were comparing my gout like symptons to his migraine headache.
LOki says,"How about I kick you in the balls? bet you won't be thinking about your foot anymore."
Genius. pure genius.
BeachGoat: I've been unable to walk for the last few days or do anything but crawl and cry, today being the first in five that I could even sit up and type at all, and that's only because of the 16 vicodin, 12 darvon, six topomax, 6 -1000mg ibuprophin and a half pint of whiskey with eight beers...
That's just the thing about those headaches, kick me in the ball duriing one, and I'll will continue to glare at you in my pain, because i can't move, and I can't consider revenge--only hate.
And BeachGoat: It doesn't look like your backpain prevents you from partying.
LOki family motto: "No sympathy spoken here."
Somebody please translate that into latin for me.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1611 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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6/17/2005 at 23:20 |
"haud compassio potestas hac"
Best I could dredge from my ol' monestary days.
I probably fuked it all up.
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless  SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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6/18/2005 at 01:06 |
Over the past few years, I developed a bone spur in my left heel. I'm fairly active and walk at least 15 kms a day so this caused me a great deal of pain. After a 400 dollar touch for custom molded orthotic inserts for my shoes, I'm able to walk and jog mostly pain free.
LOki: My wife has started using Zomig for migraines with fairly good results. Have you ever tried it?
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LOki
Refusenik SSHOLEPosts: 483 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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6/18/2005 at 01:54 |
middle_age_man: LOki: My wife has started using Zomig for migraines with fairly good results. Have you ever tried it?
I am one of those unusual motherfukers for whom every medication work exactly as expected without any side effects or allergic reactions--except for migrane medication, in particular: Zomig.
20 minutes after taking it, I had to stop what I was doing and drink 15 gallons of water to moisten the constricted dry throat it gave me. IOW, the first allergic reaction I've had to medication ever.
[Edited on 18/6/2005 by LOki]
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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6/18/2005 at 03:01 |
LOki: middle_age_man: LOki: My wife has started using Zomig for migraines with fairly good results. Have you ever tried it?
I am one of those unusual motherfukers for whom every medication work exactly as expected without any side effects or allergic reactions--except for migrane medication, in particular: Zomig.
20 minutes after taking it, I had to stop what I was doing and drink 15 gallons of water to moisten the constricted dry throat it gave me. IOW, the first allergic reaction I've had to medication ever.
[Edited on 18/6/2005 by LOki]
That sucks, it was a godsend for my wife. .
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Senor_Smoke
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 286 Registered: 9/9/2004 Offline
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6/18/2005 at 04:55 |
Javelin: Senor Smoke, while that bed may work great, I’m sure its the same device they strap you to in Alien Abduction Anal Probings. But hell if it stops the pain then jump right on.
This here bed worked wonders for me (minus the anal probe).
I DEMAND A FULL REPORT FROM THE BEACHGOAT DUDE!!
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BeachGoat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 431 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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6/18/2005 at 08:48 |
"And BeachGoat: It doesn't look like your backpain prevents you from partying."
Fuck You!
This is no party. This is not a buzz. This is not fun. this is not getting high. This is barely enough to be able to suppress the screams.
No shit. Ask my wife. Its the most horrible thing that's ever happened to me. Without the help I have through meditation, my wife's love & support, and phamacologicals i would have blown out my brains years ago.
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LOki
Refusenik SSHOLEPosts: 483 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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6/18/2005 at 12:34 |
BeachGoat: "And BeachGoat: It doesn't look like your backpain prevents you from partying."
Fuck You!
This is no party. This is not a buzz. This is not fun. this is not getting high. This is barely enough to be able to suppress the screams.
No shit. Ask my wife. Its the most horrible thing that's ever happened to me. Without the help I have through meditation, my wife's love & support, and phamacologicals i would have blown out my brains years ago.
[LOki sighs and and presents an apologetic and sympathetic face for BeachGoat ....]
PARTY ON DUDE!!!!1111!1!11!!1!!1
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BeachGoat
DARTH MENSES Posts: 431 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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6/18/2005 at 13:09 |
No foul....that's why dey call me bitch goat
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HOBO
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6/18/2005 at 21:20 |
One of the wonders of the human brain is it doess not let you remember the sensation of pain. You remember that something hurt, but you can not recall the actual sensation. If you could you would probably go insane.
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MadTurk
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 167 Registered: 3/11/2002 Offline
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6/19/2005 at 01:44 |
HOBO: One of the wonders of the human brain is it doess not let you remember the sensation of pain. You remember that something hurt, but you can not recall the actual sensation. If you could you would probably go insane.
True, with the odd exception of phantom pain. Although not strictly the "remembrance" of pain., it defines the existence of pain where no physical source (other than brain neurons) exists. V.F. Ramachandran has written voluminously on the topic. Chegidout.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1896 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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6/20/2005 at 01:27 |
One of the wonders of the human brain is that it does remember smells with the recollection of who or what when a familiar smell detected.
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2425 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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6/20/2005 at 01:32 |
Dumbskull: One of the wonders of the human brain is that it does remember smells with the recollection of who or what when a familiar smell detected.
heard the one about the blind man at the fish market ? he tips his hat and says, "Good afternoon, ladies"
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 908 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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6/20/2005 at 01:42 |
One of the wonders of the human brain is that it seems larger and smarter than it really does because of google.com
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2425 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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6/20/2005 at 01:43 |
werd
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gotbeer
Tender vittles  Posts: 18 Registered: 1/15/2005 Offline
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7/5/2005 at 04:57 |
what till the good ole sciatic nerve kicks in sucks like hell and hurts |
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dagwood
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 357 Registered: 12/19/2004 Offline
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7/5/2005 at 06:37 |
Years on the track in close proximity to many racehorses
broke all of my toes at least once. Other incidents left me with a twice fractured right ankle that clicks and pops, worse with weather. I just endure, pretty high pain threshold.
I've had a few muscle sprains/strains in my back,
but Goat I don't know how you live with that shit day in and out.
Have you considered acupuncture? I have seen it do miracles for lame horses. Had a game ass filly one time at Pimlico, well-bred, fiesty, mean little bitch-Could not fucking walk. My trainer had a friend who pioneered acupunture on horses pay her a visit as he was passing through the area. After half an hour and a dozen needles, she threw up her heels and literally kicked the overhead bulb out of the stall. Jumped up and won three more races before going to be bred. The shit works, Crystal Garden didn't believe in it, but it helped her, try it. Hope something helps man.
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 763 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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7/5/2005 at 07:23 |
straydog1980: my knees fuck with me. They pop every time I breathe, it seems like. And for a long time they never hurt, just popped all the time, cracked when I walked up the stairs, kneeled, etc..
Now, If I sit on my knees, or kneel down, or sit indian style for too long (5 minutes or so) the joints get really really sore and I can't even walk for around 2-3 minutes. I'm not sure what to do about it, but I'm really worried about the future seeing as how I'm only 24.
Me too stray_dog. My quack told me that I have about as much cartilidge in my knee as I have a chance of shooting a load of man juice in Britiny Spears face. Knee replacements are out of the question because they only last about 10 years and at 33 the insuriscam company won't pay for it yet.
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BeachGoat
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7/5/2005 at 23:07 |
Just as well. Knee replacement killed my mother-in law after three year from rejection and infection. All I wanted was to walk with her on the beach. It fucking killed her. Literally, from the bacteria. Ate her brain.
Bad day today
I thank Dog I'm a Coward. I'm not afraid of death, but it can't hurt. That's what always stops me, so far...
[Edited on 5/7/2005 by BeachGoat]
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DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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7/6/2005 at 00:16 |
Goat,
That totally sucks. There is a nerve block surgery that can be done to stop all pain coming from that area. My mother is a medical case manqager and deals with alot of people who suffer from chronic pain. I think I remember something about her saying a lady had had this surgery for her back. I'll check and see what I can find out. Then PM you if its ok. Oh and don't kill youself!! There some good shit to live for.
All said and done all your problems make my chronic epididymitis. THat's right. Teh tubes going to my balls get all swollen and hurt like I've been kicked in the nackers for a week or so at a time. Usually take advil for it. It sucks but not that bad. I guess Goat put everything in perspective here.
I do have an anxiety disorder that really interfere's with my life. Take Zoloft and Clonapin as well as Omega 3 fatty acids and B 100 vitamin complex. I've managed to work through most of my fear (which manafested after my father got cancer) but I still can't get passed flying and just a general fear of death. That shit scares me awake some times. Clonopin or xanax or any of those benzos rule but leave me feeling like I just lost half a day to video games and cigarettes cause I no longer cared what happened.
Again, I feel like a pussy compared to goat. I will check on the nerve block surgery.
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Demagogue
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 98 Registered: 4/6/2005 Offline
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7/6/2005 at 00:48 |
Fire ant bites, slight mental problems stemming from lack of sleep. That's it.
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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7/6/2005 at 00:56 |
Demagogue: Fire ant bites, slight mental problems stemming from lack of sleep. That's it.
I thought you'd made a dramatic exit.
Edit: I'm a dumb fuck. Sorry not you.
[Edited on 6/7/2005 by middle_age_man]
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BeachGoat
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7/6/2005 at 01:37 |
sofickingwat
Sorry, but every time I read your name I see it as "some fucking twat" and I crack up. I can't help it. Thanks. It's the little things that help you hang on.
Oh, and I did that epi shit after my vas in 1980 for a half a year. my sympathy to you completly . My your pants never bind.
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it. SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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7/6/2005 at 02:58 |
Considering my recent history I may not be the best one to say this.
If you got to that point and changed your mind it has nothing at all to do with being a coward or pussy.
In your situation, like mine, it takes more guts to face tomorrow than it does to end your pain.
Try not to loose hope Goat. You have a good lady. Like I do.
And some times we're a bunch of assholes but you have a bunch of friends here rooting for you.
Be well
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos  SSHOLEPosts: 749 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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7/6/2005 at 06:35 |
BeachGoat: Just as well. Knee replacement killed my mother-in law after three year from rejection and infection. All I wanted was to walk with her on the beach. It fucking killed her. Literally, from the bacteria. Ate her brain.
[Edited on 5/7/2005 by BeachGoat]
I thought you hated your mother-in-law...
BeachGoat: My Mother-in-Law had a twin she absorbed in the womb, and when she was in middle-age, they took out her utereus and found fingernails, teeth, and hair from it, still clinging to the side of her gut sack. I always knew she was too evil for just one bitch.
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