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11/14/2005 at 19:28

fuk qwerty.
my first kiss was when i was about 12 or so. this super hot guy just came up to me in the hallway at school and rammed his tongue down my throat. then he and i made off to lunch. it was cute







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11/14/2005 at 19:51

sunny77: fuk qwerty.
my first kiss was when i was about 12 or so. this super hot guy just came up to me in the hallway at school and rammed his tongue down my throat. then he and i made off to lunch. it was cute

oh ya I totally remember highschool luv, it made me the man I am today. Healthy and normal!!

I guess a persons first kiss really does affect wat you're destined to become when you grow up on a subconsious level.

Hence you sunny became a slut yo.

Somehow tho I always pictured you being the 13yr old in class that was dating the 25yr old dude who sucked cock for money.







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11/14/2005 at 20:00

qwerty, i really dont like you.






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11/14/2005 at 21:24

sunny77: fuk qwerty.
my first kiss was when i was about 12 or so. this super hot guy just came up to me in the hallway at school and rammed his tongue down my throat. then he and i made off to lunch. it was cute


Ah, the AttentionWhore Timewarp...

Maybe you could just read quietly to yourself while you get caught up on all you've missed over the last few years.






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11/14/2005 at 21:28

When I was 8 or so. My mom would drop me off with these 3 girls, blond too. I spent plent nights there and I guess when they started to learn things I was the "practice dummy" if you will. So yea I learned my first action kiss from my 3 babysitters before I turned 10. Lets say I had a few weird baby sitters.






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11/14/2005 at 23:42

wolfer: I'm lying on the interweb OMGs!


So, how old were the babysitters though?
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11/14/2005 at 23:58

Uart:
wolfer: I'm lying on the interweb OMGs!


So, how old were the babysitters though?


Its ok UART, there is no reason to be jealous. You will get some fat drunk bagina someday. I suppose they were teens so betwwen 12 and 16.. It was fun though






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11/15/2005 at 01:46

wolfer: Its ok UART, there is no reason to be jealous. You will get some fat drunk bagina someday.


LOLZ! THIS is what happened on my first kiss.
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11/15/2005 at 07:43

Uart:
wolfer: Its ok UART, there is no reason to be jealous. You will get some fat drunk bagina someday.


LOLZ! THIS is what happened on my first kiss.



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