Steel
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5/19/2005 at 15:20 |
Well folks, saw an advanced screening. I wasn't blown away. It was good, but I guess I was hoping for more. Visually amazing, I don't really know what could have made it better.
Well I do know a few things that would make it better, but won't spoil the Gheyness for the rest of you!
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qwerty
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5/19/2005 at 15:49 |
My guess: I think that maybe Ane and Senator Amidala do the hippity dippity and have a baby.
Also maybe The senate is destroyed by the dark lord, who is actually a good guy character from the first 2 movies.
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Lefen
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5/19/2005 at 16:17 |
Am going to see it in a few hours. I've heard pretty good things from the reviews I've read, and I'm pretty sure I know what happens anyways (THANKS INTERNET) so I hopefully it'll kill a few hours without getting too tedious.
GEEK FACT: this is the only episode of Star Wars featuring a fight where both the combatants have the same colour lightsabres. (I might have even read that on here, who knows?)
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mundhra
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5/19/2005 at 18:09 |
steel: I do know a few things that would make it better
I'LL TAKE GEORGE LUCAS' ABILITY TO WRITE DIALOG FOR A THOUSAND, ALEX!
p.s. choose your poison.
 
[Edited on 19/5/2005 by mundhra]
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vladtweano
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5/19/2005 at 18:29 |
i'll take a block of wood with "padme amidala" written on it for $500
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vasudeva
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5/19/2005 at 18:33 |
vladtweano: i'll take a block of wood with "padme amidala" written on it for $500
She was hot in Garden State though, so at least now I know why fanboys go handful-of-hot-grits for her.
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5/19/2005 at 18:39 |
vladtweano: i'll take a block of wood with "padme amidala" written on it for $500
or pretty much every actor... but who can blame them with all that green screen around?
[Edited on 19/5/2005 by mundhra]
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5/19/2005 at 19:39 |
Lefen: GEEK FACT: this is the only episode of Star Wars featuring a fight where both the combatants have the same colour lightsabres. (I might have even read that on here, who knows?)
GEEK FACT: Someone thought it was more "bad-ass" to give Samuel L. Jackson a purple lightsaber. This however made no sense, and kind of gheyed his character up. |
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vladtweano
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5/19/2005 at 19:43 |
the relatively high-priced talent in this current cast has been consistently out-acted by the original ensemble which included a nobody, a drug addict, harrison ford, alec guinness and a tall guy in a fur suit. hell, the jawas in the original movie convey more emotion than natalie portman and heyden chistianjinsinbinfrin combined.
i've never found the whole star wars good jedi vs evil sith luke vader father leia redemption it is your destiny story very compelling anyway, and imo that's about all that the prequels have going for them. no han solo-type everyman anti-heroes to root for at all.
at least this one has chewbacca, who, admit it, carried the original trilogy. no chewie = suck. i hope lucas doesn't reduce chewie to a feelgood yub yub cameo.
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mineralGod
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5/19/2005 at 19:48 |
Would totally launch my armada of semen at portman's planet ovarion.
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vladtweano
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5/19/2005 at 19:49 |
mundhra:
or pretty much every actor... but who can blame them with all that green screen around?
who? andy serkis, that's who.
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vasudeva
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5/19/2005 at 20:36 |
GEEK FACT: Someone thought it was more "bad-ass" to give Samuel L. Jackson a purple lightsaber. This however made no sense, and kind of gheyed his character up.
FAG FACT: SLJ was shoe-horned into Episodes 1-3 in a clumsy, Pepsi-generation attempt to bring street cred to the film -- an attempt only slightly less transparent than if they had cast Kirsten Dunst as Princess Amidala. SLJ is the woodenest part of the whole damn movie. At least Natalie Portman is good to look at.
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Lefen
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5/19/2005 at 23:38 |
just seen it and I WANT THOSE 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE BACK :'(
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mineralGod
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5/20/2005 at 00:57 |
/*GHEY!!!! SPOILERS***************************************************
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"Anakin Don't jump up here!! If you do I'm gonna fuck you up!!"
"I'm comin up there!!!!"
\anakin jumps\
\snikt!\
What a fucking gay ass ending to what was supposed to be the pinnacle duel! What the fuck was Lucas / writers thinking????
Lucas : Hmmmmm, I gotta end this fight. How do I do?
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Also Darth Vader as Frankenstein ???!!!???
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straydog1980
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5/20/2005 at 01:55 |
mineralGod: /*GHEY!!!! SPOILERS***************************************************
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"Anakin Don't jump up here!! If you do I'm gonna fuck you up!!"
"I'm comin up there!!!!"
anakin jumps
snikt!
What a fucking gay ass ending to what was supposed to be the pinnacle duel! What the fuck was Lucas / writers thinking????
Lucas : Hmmmmm, I gotta end this fight. How do I do?
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Also Darth Vader as Frankenstein ???!!!???
I hate you. I just thought you should know.
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mineralGod
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5/20/2005 at 02:58 |
Don't Hate.
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shitbox
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5/20/2005 at 04:42 |
vasudeva: vladtweano: i'll take a block of wood with "padme amidala" written on it for $500
She was hot in Garden State though, so at least now I know why fanboys go handful-of-hot-grits for her.
Garden State....LOL, my little sister has that movie, dork.
I must say, CLOSER was a bit more "revealing".
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea SSHOLEPosts: 979 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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5/20/2005 at 04:46 |
What!? No jar jar binks? |
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nocal
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5/20/2005 at 05:09 |
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vladtweano
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5/20/2005 at 12:41 |
lolsagna! there are so many things to love about ^that.
WHIFF! AAUGH! WHOA WHOA WHOA! repeat x72
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5/20/2005 at 12:58 |
Shweetbox: vasudeva: vladtweano: i'll take a block of wood with "padme amidala" written on it for $500
She was hot in Garden State though, so at least now I know why fanboys go handful-of-hot-grits for her.
Garden State....LOL, my little sister has that movie, dork.
So she has better taste in movies than in brothers. So what?
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5/20/2005 at 20:30 |
nigga please
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vasudeva
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5/20/2005 at 21:14 |
Shweetbox: nigga please
You should definitely quit sobriety. Remember when you didn't suck?
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dagwood
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5/21/2005 at 02:03 |
Why all this backin up anyway? In the original the Death Star was destroyed and the good guys won , right? What happens NEXT is what would be good to see, start a new fucking storyline. I'm hearin that the additional background and subplots goes largely unappreciated, why not start something brand new, oh yeah no imagination and harder to market. MFs will go see anything with the same name on it. I heard some dickwad interviewed who waited 336 hours for tickets, and he was 20th in line.
Don't listen to him Shweet, if you got it , keep it.
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Lever
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5/26/2005 at 04:37 |
vasudeva: GEEK FACT: Someone thought it was more "bad-ass" to give Samuel L. Jackson a purple lightsaber. This however made no sense, and kind of gheyed his character up.
FAG FACT: SLJ was shoe-horned into Episodes 1-3 in a clumsy, Pepsi-generation attempt to bring street cred to the film -- an attempt only slightly less transparent than if they had cast Kirsten Dunst as Princess Amidala. SLJ is the woodenest part of the whole damn movie. At least Natalie Portman is good to look at.
Agreed. Every scene with SLJ is just torture because he is so bad. It's like he's in a public access tv movie. Everything is just too straight - no inflection or pacing at all. 80% of his line readings in these movies make me cringe 100% of the time.
BTW...I've heard that is was SLJ's request that Mace have a purple lightsaber so that he could be "different" and so he, SLJ, could distinguish when he was the badass taking someone down in a "big" Jedi battle scene. |
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