Caladbolg
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5/16/2005 at 04:42 |
This is awesome. This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change. See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners. The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.
 Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert.  This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here. Now, on to the original post... Ahh....porno. I'm not a big fan of professional porn, i'm more of an amateur porn man myself, but there's one porn star i like in particular, Gia Paloma. She's my kinda girl looks-wise but she was better looking before she lost weight. At any rate, i'm curious to see who's the favorites of teh Swarmers. |
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2502 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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5/16/2005 at 04:53 |
Roberta Smallwood

[Edited on 16/5/2005 by ghostrideryyz]
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 951 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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5/16/2005 at 05:14 |
What the fuck is a PrOn star?
Shrimp porno!
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Rodney Dangerfield as Ed Wilson
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Crackalackin
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 387 Registered: 7/19/2004 Offline
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5/16/2005 at 05:14 |
With all due respect (don't count on much), she's fugly, built like a brick shithouse and I would not use her for a urinal. Ladies and gentlemen, exhibit A:
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Caladbolg
Blaggard to the Bone  SSHOLEPosts: 33 Registered: 4/26/2005 Offline
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5/16/2005 at 05:40 |
I think shes hot, id deffinatly whomp her if she werent already getting daily meat injections in the ass. Besides shes got a nice amount of plumpness,. What can i say my tastes aren't up to the Crackalackin code of quality. |
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dagwood
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 396 Registered: 12/19/2004 Offline
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5/16/2005 at 06:40 |
Kinda Asian, but not, Tera Patrick is very hot
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire  SSHOLEPosts: 592 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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5/16/2005 at 20:35  |
Professional porn stars are ALL grody. Any attractiveness they may have once had has been successfully defeated by the plastic surgery and makeup monster. Overdone cliche "I'm all hot and sexy" poses and facial expressions only exagerate the bitter disillusionment.
More to the point, who in LS actually knows enough about them to have a favorite? |
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2502 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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5/16/2005 at 20:39 |
everyone ?
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straydog1980
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 531 Registered: 6/16/2004 Offline
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5/16/2005 at 20:45 |
ghostrideryyz: everyone ?
lolzor. my standby favorite for years was Jenna Jameson until she started looking like a coked out prostitute. More recently i was a big fan of Gauge when she started popping up on Stilenetwork, but she turned coked out slut REALLLLLLLLL fast. And now she's just a cum receptacle.
I have a video at home that is awe inspiring. I will google the actress' name and get a pic, but DAYAM is she fine. One of those few stars that really is good enough at acting to make you believe she's into it.
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Caladbolg
Blaggard to the Bone  SSHOLEPosts: 33 Registered: 4/26/2005 Offline
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5/16/2005 at 20:56 |
Yeah i like Gauge as well, i like Gia because she dosnt have fake tits. Although she does alot of rough stuff that im not a big fan of, so her greens are pretty chewed up for a 19 year old. |
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1534 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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5/16/2005 at 21:49 |
Sydney Moon > all others and your mom.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1664 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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5/16/2005 at 21:55 |
This thread is just like when you and your buddies started looking at Dad's/Grandpa's/Uncle's smut behind the garage, trying to hide tiny pantsboners from each other, everyone is having fun cause naked bajoobies and ginas are new. Flash forward 10 years, you and your buddies are watching TV and someone pops porn into the DVD/VCR player, at that point you have come full circle, you are looking at smut with dudes, and you realize that everyone wishes that everyone else was gone.

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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2502 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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5/16/2005 at 22:03 |
i've never watched porn with other dudes, but i'm willing to give it a try.
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire  SSHOLEPosts: 592 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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5/16/2005 at 22:05 |
LORDKAHUNA: you are looking at smut with dudes, and you realize that everyone wishes that everyone else was gone.
don't wish that, just politely suggest a circle jerk. What's cooler than a bunch of guys sweating feverishly to Jenna Jameson together? |
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Caladbolg
Blaggard to the Bone  SSHOLEPosts: 33 Registered: 4/26/2005 Offline
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5/16/2005 at 22:14 |
Freakmachine: What's cooler than a bunch of guys sweating feverishly to Jenna Jameson together?
The long unconfortable silence afterward, broken only by the occasional sobbing. |
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acheron
Cynical_Malcontent  SSHOLEPosts: 562 Registered: 4/29/2004 Offline
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5/16/2005 at 23:20 |
There is something VERY skeezy about watching porn with other guys.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4528 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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5/16/2005 at 23:36 |
freakmachine: just politely suggest a circle jerk. What's cooler than a bunch of guys sweating feverishly to Jenna Jameson together?
Haha. Dude, you are NEVER sleeping on my couch.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1664 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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5/17/2005 at 00:21 |
AcheronDCS: There is something VERY skeezy about watching porn with other guys.
Werd, strip joints are almost as bad.
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straydog1980
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 531 Registered: 6/16/2004 Offline
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5/17/2005 at 00:51 |
booyah.

i've got a gread video if anyone is willing to host it.
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straydog1980
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 531 Registered: 6/16/2004 Offline
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5/17/2005 at 03:29 |
MEATWAGON: The long unconfortable silence afterward, broken only by the occasional sobbing.
best new guy post EVAR
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire  SSHOLEPosts: 592 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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5/17/2005 at 13:44 |
straydog1980: booyah.
i've got a gread video if anyone is willing to host it.
Vas, torrent this bitch. I promise I will clean your couch after. |
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