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5/15/2005 at 15:31
Here's the recipe from my mom. She seems to be referring to it as Sunday Morning Breakfast, though if that's because it's now Sunday and she's actually making this (which she is) or if it's because she thinks that's just a good name for it remains to be seen.

In any case, it's good. Best with thick serious sourdough toast.

Sunday Morning Breakfast


1 Can of Whole Tomatoes (large one if you are feeding many)
1 Green Bell Pepper
2-3 sprigs of Fresh Rosemary (you can use dried but fresh is SO much better)
Eggs

Core and slice the bell pepper. Cook it slowly in a couple teaspoons of oil. Cover and let steam till tender.
Add tomatoes and their juice. Add sprigs of rosemary, nestling them under the tomatoes. Cover and cook slowly about 15 minutes.
Remove the rosemary and toss it.
Gently slip eggs, one by one, into the tomato mixture making little holes for them in the mixture. Spoon some juice over them, cover and cook slowly till you touch the top of the eggs and they are firm.
You can squeeze a bit of fresh lemon into the mixture just before serving if you wish.
Spoon the eggs and tomato mixture into a bowl with two eggs.

Hint:
  • Read the label of the tomatoes and make sure no sugar has been added. It will ruin the dish. Hunts is a good brand. You can use fresh tomatoes too.

  • Cook this dish slowly or the eggs will be tough.


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5/15/2005 at 15:44

Thanks, Vas and thank your Mum on behalf of the people of Great Britain






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5/15/2005 at 16:27

Too much work. I'll stick to my egg and beans on toast, thanks.
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5/15/2005 at 16:39

Uart: Too much work. I'll stick to my egg and beans on toast, thanks.


Good thing your tribe didn't have didn't have a strong influence on early man, or we might all still be living in caves eating berries.

[Edited on 5/15/05 by Clavis_Apocalypticae]






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5/15/2005 at 16:56

Clavis_Apocalypticae: or we might all still be living in caves eating berries.


Don't knock it till you've tried it. Caves are mighty nice, and berries are delicious, especially when you send your women-folk out to gather them.






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5/15/2005 at 21:19

Mmmmm, poached eggs!
(vomits, wipes mouth, types this)






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5/15/2005 at 22:07

Say hello to Chilaquiles-or-Migas:

Madness>
10-12 Tortillas [the mestizo-eater kind, CORN, yellow even]
Corn Oil for fryin'
Tomatoes too. 2 cups worth
Onion diced up 1.75 cups or so [large onion]
salt, crushed garlic, cilantro {if you know what it is and can get some, and any other salsa ingedients.}
1.5 cups of munster cheese Shredded or cubed

Method>

A) Slice the tortilla [Torr-til-ass] into strips then slice the largest middle strips in half so nothing's to huge.

B) fry the torillas in waves in your oil, it maight take a wee bit with a handfull at a time for 3-4 minutes. You want them to come out like corn chips but a little more fresh than some shelf-bought shiat. Maybe a bit softer too. Put them in a papertowl lined bowl to drain.

C) In the same pan [yay lazy people] throw in the onions and let them scream and suffer in the firey heat of onion-hell. Move them around so they get all see-through and are but mere ghost's of their tear-inducing selves.

D) Add back the corn strips and then the tomatoes! [and add: cilantro if you got it, Garlic, jalapeno, serrano, ancho, poblano, hatch, chipotle, arbol, cayenne, red pepper or what ever salsa-like spices you dare introduce or have on hand--this stuff can handle it]

E) Simmer down, twizzle your handlebar mustache, adjust your bandolier and wait a few minutes as the corn chips absorb the wet tomatoe blood and steam escapes...

F.1) For Chilaquiles continue to the next step. They rock. Add salt.

F.2) For Migas, add some eggs and scramble them up, Add salt.

G) Introduce cheese--meldown and serve.
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Much better breakfast for the effort.






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5/15/2005 at 23:15

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5/16/2005 at 02:44

Phuking Philistines up in this piece.

Thank you Momma Vasudeva, for sharing your ovarian yummies. And thank you for yours, PunxsutawneyPhil. Chilaquiles own.

The rest of you mouth breathing swine just STFU and enjoy your fuking Manwich, or Swanson's or whatthefukever.

[Edited on 5/16/05 by Clavis_Apocalypticae]






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5/16/2005 at 11:37

IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhil: Say hello to Chilaquiles-or-Migas:

Post this in its own thread, faggo. Probably under Serious Shit, unless you can think of a better place for recipes to go. (I couldn't.)






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5/16/2005 at 13:47

vasudeva: Post this in its own thread, faggo.


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5/16/2005 at 13:59

that's not proper Lefen, i watched Quadrophenia again last night. you limey's are supposed to say FACK OFF.






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5/16/2005 at 14:22

WHy not post it in the recipes thread we had going a few months ago?
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5/16/2005 at 14:26

Stump: WHy not post it in the recipes thread we had going a few months ago?

Each recipe should have its own thread. This just "feels right."

If it seems to be a popular thing, I can make a separate Recipes forum.

Felt pretty gay typing that. YMMV.






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5/17/2005 at 19:45

YAY FOR RECIPE THREAD

One wittle corner for the girls as far away from money shots and favorite porn stars as possible.

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5/17/2005 at 19:51

Heather: YAY FOR RECIPE THREAD

One wittle corner for the girls as far away from money shots and favorite porn stars as possible.

That was some sexist shit, right there.






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5/17/2005 at 20:34

vasudeva: That was some sexist shit, right there.


fuh real, dawg!






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5/17/2005 at 21:43

Heather: YAY FOR RECIPE THREAD

One wittle corner for the girls as far away from money shots and favorite porn stars as possible.

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I FEEL THAT WE COULD SOMEHOW INCORPERATE THE TWO.






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5/17/2005 at 21:55

I'd like to incorporate you fuking off and me boot-kicking your lumpy head.

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5/21/2005 at 16:36

hah faggo me momma's boy!

at any rate the mezikan version of your poached shiznit was merely a variation, sorta kinda the same ingredients.

Maybe instead of reciepe thread we could call it "stuffin yo face" thread?

that would allow for the moneyshots and jizzbangers to get their fill too, I don't think they would like to be left out.






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