Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra   SSHOLEPosts: 809 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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8/21/2005 at 05:16 |
The first 5 minutes of EVERY day is spent hobbeling on the way to the bathroom because every joint is stiff as morning wood.
A cut takes alot longer to heal
It takes about a week to recover from a hangover.
Dropping acid scares you because you now know it DOES have side effects.
DUI's actually scare you now.
When you were young the beer was purchased in quantity. Now it's quality your after.
Doing burnouts were fun. Now there still fun but you know the cost of tires and brake jobs.
Donuts on the golf course was fun. Now you worry about flipping your car over.
Dinner consisting of a bag of Cheetos and a 2 liter of Pepsi is no longer yummy.
Gray hairs in the pubes.
You notice more spots and blimishes on your skin.
Spots on your skin make you nervous
[Edited on 21/8/2005 by Acidburn]
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mex
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 111 Registered: 6/22/2005 Offline
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8/21/2005 at 05:19 |
[quote]Fuk I feel old, I no longer get carded when buying smokes, I take fuking naps, I actually caught myself turning down my car stereo.
What makes you feel old? [/quote]
Now, instead of fighting the drunken asshole in the bar (sometimes I was "it") Now I use my wizdom and experience to know that I shouldn't reason with those youthful guys, 'cause I wouldn't fight me when I was nineteen years old. I'd get fucked up.
Now I just stab the little fuckers with my stiletto many, many times, and what makes me feel old is the fact that I'm now bored with mindless violence, and also tired of it. What a shame.
But fuck I enjoyed it twenty years ago!
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mex
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 111 Registered: 6/22/2005 Offline
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8/21/2005 at 06:10 |
[quote]Fuk I feel old, I no longer get carded when buying smokes, I take fuking naps, I actually caught myself turning down my car stereo.
What makes you feel old? [/quote]
Listening to this shit.! THAT makes me feel old. Stop complaining about where your back twinges and sleeping habits. Start complaining about why you don't get laid anymore.
HEY!!! YOUNG BITCHES. US OLDER MEN CAN STILL FUCK, AND ARE PROBABLY BETTER THAN THESE COLLEGE "two stroke" BOYS.
Pussy, that's what'll make you feel young, and I'm only 26.
CENTIMETERS.
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dragonstaff
Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die  SSHOLEPosts: 787 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline
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8/21/2005 at 12:52 |
I am currently watching a 40th anniversary show for one of the local TV networks, and believe me, it is making me feel really old.
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fastlane
Zombie scream style  SSHOLEPosts: 725 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline
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8/21/2005 at 13:37 |
Gray hairs and house shoes.
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless  SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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5/1/2006 at 01:37 |
At work the other day, I spotted a mother helping her first year daughter move out of the dorms and I thought they both looked kinda hot.
On 2006-04-30 at 20:39:33, middle_age_man praised Jejus
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Phlebas
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 250 Registered: 7/29/2005 Offline
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5/1/2006 at 13:13 |
Turning 30 tomorrow.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1935 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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5/1/2006 at 21:06 |
Post pics for photoshoping cocks in all body cavities.
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magicchex
Fuckin' your bitches and stealin' your cars since 1985.  SSHOLEPosts: 561 Registered: 1/5/2005 Offline
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5/1/2006 at 22:59 |
Birthday on Thursday
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