Mofo
dont give a shit   SSHOLEPosts: 442 Registered: 2/8/2004 Offline
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5/7/2005 at 03:46 |
How do you shoot women and children?
Easy, you just don't lead them as much.
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Butch: FUCK. MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW FUCKING STUPID YOU ARE? SHIT. FUCK
Tyler Durden: Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.
Tyler Durden: This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
Lawrence: Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9, it's the breast exams.
Milton Waddams: And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
Dwight: You shut the hell up, Jackie-Boy. You're dead. I'm just imagining this, so shut the hell up.
Patton: Rommel, you magnificent bastard. I read your book.
Animal Mother: All fucking niggers must fucking hang. |
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dagwood
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 425 Registered: 12/19/2004 Offline
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5/7/2005 at 09:58 |
Now, we're going to make a new rule. When you come in here and you hear me typing [types] or whether you DON'T hear me typing, or whatever the FUCK you hear me doing; when I'm in here, it means that I am working, THAT means don't come in! Now, do you think you can handle that?
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not intense purposes, not intensive purposes
FOR ALL INTENTS AND FOR ALL PURPOSES
INTENTS AND PURPOSES
FUCK- nocal |
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 979 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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5/8/2005 at 23:57  |
Frontline-"What if i told you that you were an African American?"
Clayton Bigsby-"What! No sir, i wont participate in any shape or form in any niggerdom!"
Clayton Bigsby-"I said look here nigger, if anyone gonna have sex with my sister its gonna be me!"
(on a black man picking up his sister for a date)
Clayton Bigsby-"kill him, kill that niagger, Jasper theres a nigger around, that filthy monkey was bangin on my hood, WHITE POWER!"
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"Kill him! Kill the fuckin' indian! What am I watching here two fuckin' fags!?"
Rodney Dangerfield as Ed Wilson
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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5/9/2005 at 03:45 |
Shweetbox: Frontline-"What if i told you that you were an African American?"
Clayton Bigsby-"What! No sir, i wont participate in any shape or form in any niggerdom!"
Clayton Bigsby-"I said look here nigger, if anyone gonna have sex with my sister its gonna be me!"
(on a black man picking up his sister for a date)
Clayton Bigsby-"kill him, kill that niagger, Jasper theres a nigger around, that filthy monkey was bangin on my hood, WHITE POWER!"
Congratulations, you are the reason why Chappelle Show quotes are all played out.
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 809 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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5/9/2005 at 05:14 |
dagwood: Now, we're going to make a new rule. When you come in here and you hear me typing [types] or whether you DON'T hear me typing, or whatever the FUCK you hear me doing; when I'm in here, it means that I am working, THAT means don't come in! Now, do you think you can handle that?
The Shining?
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No you can't have my rights. I'm not through with them!
You got Down Syndrome so bad you probably have up,left and right too.
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This is Rabbit. and it kills everyday.
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dagwood
DARTH MENSES Posts: 425 Registered: 12/19/2004 Offline
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5/9/2005 at 11:56  |
Wendy, let me explain something to you.
Whenever you come in here and interrupt me, you're breaking my concentration. You're distracting me! And it will then take me time to get back to where I was. You understand? (previous line)
I have to use this on occaision
Good. Now why don't you start right now
and get the fuck out of here? Hm? (next line)
Best King movie I think, IT was good, there are so many
You know it's weird, I was just killin some time
before my last final and ended up trying Steppenwolf
I have absofuckinlutely no clue and no right to play that
game, had to read the spoiler to get Meg off the deck
only to get shot. All the while "lookin at" some of the other episodes
I knew I'd seen somebody avatar that said," I am El Chupacabra."
So are you like a Grand Master of that game or something, I'm all like "Whoa, cool"
[Edited on 9/5/2005 by dagwood]
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not intense purposes, not intensive purposes
FOR ALL INTENTS AND FOR ALL PURPOSES
INTENTS AND PURPOSES
FUCK- nocal |
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea SSHOLEPosts: 979 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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5/9/2005 at 23:37 |
Uart: Shweetbox: Frontline-"What if i told you that you were an African American?"
Clayton Bigsby-"What! No sir, i wont participate in any shape or form in any niggerdom!"
Clayton Bigsby-"I said look here nigger, if anyone gonna have sex with my sister its gonna be me!"
(on a black man picking up his sister for a date)
Clayton Bigsby-"kill him, kill that niagger, Jasper theres a nigger around, that filthy monkey was bangin on my hood, WHITE POWER!"
Congratulations, you are the reason why Chappelle Show quotes are all played out.
Sorry to break it to ya my nigga, but that shit was played-the-fuck-out long ago. (however I DID contribute to that)
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"Kill him! Kill the fuckin' indian! What am I watching here two fuckin' fags!?"
Rodney Dangerfield as Ed Wilson
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mineralGod
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 87 Registered: 11/27/2003 Offline
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5/9/2005 at 23:52 |
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains.
The stains become a warning.
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
* The Mentat Mantra
Paul Atreides: I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
Paul Atreides: This is part of the weirding way that we will teach you. Some thoughts have a certain sound... that being the equivalent to a form. Through sound and motion you will be able to paralyze nerves, shatter bones, set fires, suffocate an enemy or burst his organs.... We will kill until no Harkonnen breathes Arrakeen air.
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"I don't want no cake..........I want me some PIE, ya dig what I'm sayin?" Boxy Brown |
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1691 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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5/10/2005 at 00:43 |
Big Tam: (ogling hot bartender chick (Samantha Fox yo).
"I'd shag you, shagging her"
Scrapper: (takes a swig of his beer, wipes chin)
"I'd let you"
--The Match--
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Guesser
Tender vittles  Posts: 47 Registered: 5/6/2005 Offline
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5/10/2005 at 04:29 |
Family Guy:
Brian: What the hell?
Gay Dog: Hey! You guys got any cheese doodles? *honk* *honk* See, that's what I do; I ask for a snack then I honk the horn.
Napoleon Dynamite:
Uncle Rico: I wish you wouldn't look at me like that, Napoleon.
Napoleon: I wish you'd get outta my life and shut up!
Napoleon: Do the chickens have large talons?
Farmer: Do they have what?
Napoleon: Large talons.
Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said.
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