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5/3/2005 at 20:54

If our father had had his say, nobody who did not know how to catch a fish would be allowed to disgrace a fish by catching him.

My father was very sure about certain matters pertaining to the universe. To him, all good things - trout as well as eternal salvation - come by grace and grace comes by art and art does not come easy.








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5/3/2005 at 21:00

Listen to me. What happened between Mrs. Robinson and me was nothing. It didn't mean anything. We might just as well have been shaking hands.






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5/3/2005 at 21:21

^^ Good movie.
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5/3/2005 at 22:22

"Remember, there's always something cleverer than yourself."

"It is the doom of men that they forget."

"Looking at the cake is like looking at the future. Until you have tasted it, what do you really know? And then, of course, it will he too late."

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5/3/2005 at 22:27

dagwood: If our father had had his say, nobody who did not know how to catch a fish would be allowed to disgrace a fish by catching him.

My father was very sure about certain matters pertaining to the universe. To him, all good things - trout as well as eternal salvation - come by grace and grace comes by art and art does not come easy.




good movie, awesome book






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5/3/2005 at 23:57

xbrighteyesolt:equilibrium, that sir makes you badass.


Why thank you. That's one of my favorite scenes in the movie.






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5/4/2005 at 02:11

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me.".......Jame 'Buffalo Bill' Gumb aka. Ted Levine.. Silence of the Lambs.






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5/4/2005 at 02:28

Moff Jerjerrod: The Emperor's coming here?
Darth Vader: That is correct, Commander. And, he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.
Moff Jerjerrod: We shall double our efforts.
Darth Vader: I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.

So owned. Return of the Jedi, 1983






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5/4/2005 at 04:05

straydog1980: that's one of my all time favorites also. Well, fuck, the whole movie is one of my all time favorites.


Ya, prescient movie - I'm playing it this week for my Urban Sociology class. Bought the director's cut version, and have watched it three times now in the last week. It's amazing how much is hidden in the dark crevices of every corner of the movie.






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5/4/2005 at 04:20

Freakmachine:
"Remember, there's always something cleverer than yourself."

"It is the doom of men that they forget."

"Looking at the cake is like looking at the future. Until you have tasted it, what do you really know? And then, of course, it will he too late."

Ok what kinda code do you put in to highlight it?
One of my faves, I wonder how many know the movie with 2 Nigels in it.

I finally figured out Madturk's sig-very profound, I wanna but I won't spoil the mystery.






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5/4/2005 at 13:18

"Playing is for pleasure..."
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5/4/2005 at 13:32

Dante-I'm Making a broad statement

Veronica-You're making a statement about broads

-Clerks

[Edited on 4/5/2005 by ghostrideryyz]






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5/4/2005 at 18:49

"It was here. The battlefield was here. The Carthaginians defending the city were attacked by three Roman Legions. Carthaginians were proud and brave but they couldn't hold. They were massacred. Arab women stripped them of their tunics and their swords and lances. The soldiers lay naked in the sun, two thousand years ago; and I was here."

"Through the travail of ages,
midst the pomp and toils of war,
have I fought and strove and perished,
countless times among the stars.
As if through a glass and darkly,
the age old strife I see,
when I fought in many guises and many names,
but always me."

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It's insane, this guy's taint


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5/4/2005 at 20:02

Master Shake: I don't brush my teeth because...teeth are for gay people. That's why the tooth fairy comes to get them.

Peter Griffin: Of course a man made it Lois, it's a commercial, not a delicious turkey dinner.
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5/4/2005 at 20:17

Tv Show that Shake and Meatwad are watching :

"This is your left, This is your left......."
"This is your right, This is your right...."
"You're gonna die..!!!"






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5/4/2005 at 20:57

Actually, not here. Moving this thread to Movies forum.






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5/4/2005 at 21:04

I concur with this move.






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5/5/2005 at 13:32

I concur with your concurrence.
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5/5/2005 at 13:38

i couldn't agree more






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5/5/2005 at 14:03

"It's a MAD House!" Charlton Heston in Planet of the APE's






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5/5/2005 at 14:50

the sleeper must awake


use the force, luke


everything is forever, lisa

homer simpson

star trek quotes:
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar

(dr freud to data on the holodeck)

"Do you think He's really out there!?" (its about god)
[points to his heart] "He's not out there Bones, He's in here."


"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you oughtta go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid."
- Q

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5/5/2005 at 15:44

Sachenpaule + a million for quoting Q






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5/5/2005 at 17:37

Damn i really forgot one of the best startrek quotes:
"We do exactly what we would do if this Q never existed. If we're going to be damned, let's be damned for who we really are" -- Captain Picard (Encounter At Farpoint)


And, becourse Q is the coolest person in the whole star trek universe:

"Eaten any good books lately?"

Q to Worf

"You're dead, this is the afterlife - and I'm God"


"I add a little spice, a little excitement to your lives, and all
you do is complain!"


Data: "Can you recommend a way to counter the effect?"
Q: "Simple. Change the gravitational constant of the universe."
LaForge: "What?"


"Savage life forms never follow even their own rules."


"You [humans] reveal yourselves best in how you play."







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5/5/2005 at 19:21

"Wipe your ass with this, it won't rip your asshole"

-Mr. Whipple, the Charmin guy(paraphrased)






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5/5/2005 at 19:50

just heard it in the tv:

Bad to see, in constant movement the future is

Yoda






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5/6/2005 at 15:03

" I fart in your general direction! You
mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

"I wave my private parts at your aunties, you
heaving lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters."

" ZOOT: Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet
compared to yours. We are but eight score young blondes and
brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen and a half, cut off in
this castle with no one to protect us! Oh, it is a lonely life --
bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear.... We
are just not used to handsome knights. Nay, nay, come, come, you
may lie here. Oh, but you are wounded!"
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5/6/2005 at 18:11

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a cuckoo clock......?"
"........My ass..!! heew heew"
Betty - Kung Pow

"Why isn't the earth de-terraforming?"
Oglethorpe - ATHF

"Look at him he dumb as hell...........I'm dumb too.....you know this already.."
Meatwad -ATHF

"Stunt Cock! Stunt Cock!"
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5/6/2005 at 18:39

From "The Replacements"

The Kicker says to the reporter (in his jockstrap, helmet and a cig in his mouth and beer in hand)

"Cheers Bitch!"






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5/6/2005 at 20:14

freakmachine: "Remember, there's always something cleverer than yourself."

"It is the doom of men that they forget."

"Looking at the cake is like looking at the future. Until you have tasted it, what do you really know? And then, of course, it will he too late."

EXCALIBUR! My respect for you is finally restored, Freak.

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5/6/2005 at 23:19

Well, Heather knew, so now everybody does. I was wrong, just one Nigel, Merlin's name was Nicol. The charm of making still runs through my head sometimes--Translated it's : "Serpent's breath, charm of death and life, thy omen of making." The phonetic rendering, as spoken in the movie, is: /ana:l nathrakh, u:rth va:s bethud, dokhje:l djenve:






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