shitbox
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Whats your favorite quote from a film or show? Is it funny or is it gay? Let us see.
"Im one of the baddest muthafuckas ever. Im one of the best lookin and best singin muthafuckas you eva gone meet, hold my drink bitch"
Dave Chappelle(now famous Rick James skit)
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"Kill him! Kill the fuckin' indian! What am I watching here two fuckin' fags!?"
Rodney Dangerfield as Ed Wilson
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint  SSHOLEPosts: 833 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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5/2/2005 at 05:28 |
I have two from the same show:
Kennard Chamberlin: Do you really believe that court cases are decided by juries making decisions based on evidence and lawyers' arguments?
John Hamlinson: Oh Danny, how could you be so naive?
Kennard Chamberlin: Dan, court cases are decided by a series of blow jobs. In fact, our entire civilization is built on blow jobs.
Reverend Winton Dupree: Now I have a question and I know you all have it, too. WHAT is up Satan's ass? All he wants to do is fuck us up, the dicklicker! The lord said, "I am the light of the world." Now he could of easily have said, "I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain... Why would you FUCK with me?" I'm the only preacher with the fucking balls, and you know this, to say, "Satan I damn thee, you shit-eating, cock-sucking, mother-fucking son of a b!" Can I get a fuckin' a? |
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ghostrider
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5/2/2005 at 13:07 |
HAHAHA..this is my new favorite Dennis !
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straydog1980
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5/2/2005 at 15:38 |
"Never fear, madame, Secret Squirrel has just what you need right here! –(scream) –Wait! I didn't even pull it out yet."
Secret Squirrel, from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless  SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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5/2/2005 at 16:19 |
[after Butch saves Marsellus from rapists]
Butch: "You okay? "
Marsellus: "Naw man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay. "
Butch: "What now? "
Marsellus: "What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass. "
Butch: "I meant what now between me and you? "
Marsellus: "Oh, that what now. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more. "
Pulp Fiction
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Steel
If you want to keep your tongue, don't lick me in the Winter!  SSHOLEPosts: 518 Registered: 10/14/2004 Offline
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5/2/2005 at 16:42 |
You're gunna regret this, the rest of your life... Both seconds of it!
Sly aka John Spartan - Demolition Man |
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DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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5/2/2005 at 19:40 |
"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
- Fight Club
or from the cutting room floor
"I want to have your abortion."
- Fight Club
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire  SSHOLEPosts: 596 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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5/2/2005 at 20:16 |
Bitch, you beat me to my Fight Club quotes. |
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 953 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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5/2/2005 at 21:48 |
"Once I stopped selling real-estate, my sodomy cleared up like that *snap*"
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1935 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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5/2/2005 at 22:25 |
"Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people. And they've been that way ever since they came over to this country from France."
Family Guy
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DonQuixote
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5/2/2005 at 22:34 |
Freakmachine - its my favorite film to date. Well "Blazing Saddles" is a close second. You know for someone with a degree in fil you'd think I'd have better taste.
"What in the wide world of sports is going on here. I'm payin you boys to get some track laid not jump around like a bunch of Kansas city Faggots"
- Slim Pickens in Blazing Saddles.
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1546 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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5/2/2005 at 22:39 |
"But I, being poor, have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams."
"I assume you dream, Preston."
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1691 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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5/2/2005 at 22:49 |
"Bueller....Bueller"
"In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the... Anyone? Anyone?... the Great Depression, passed the... Anyone? Anyone? The tariff bill? The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act? Which, anyone? Raised or lowered?... raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the federal government. Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work, and the United States sank deeper into the Great Depression. Today we have a similar debate over this. Anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? The Laffer Curve. Anyone know what this says? It says that at this point on the revenue curve, you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point. This is very controversial. Does anyone know what Vice President Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something-d-o-o economics. "Voodoo" economics."
-Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2525 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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5/2/2005 at 23:16 |
"What do you have to listen on ? a pitiful portable ? come with Uncle Alex and hear all proper, hear angel trumpets and devil trombones"
Alex, speaking to two young girls skipping school, at a record store - A Clockwork Orange
'If they won't go to school, they must still get an education"
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FerdinandAwakens
Tender vittles  Posts: 3 Registered: 5/1/2005 Offline
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5/2/2005 at 23:28 |
ONLY STEERS OR QUEERS COME FROM TEXAS!!!11
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MadTurk
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5/2/2005 at 23:42 |
Chew, if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes.
-or-
I want more life fucker.
(realaudio links)
[Edited on 5/2/2005 by MadTurk]
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drunkpoet
Tender vittles  Posts: 32 Registered: 8/24/2004 Offline
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5/2/2005 at 23:57 |
"AWWWW"
from the best tv show that will ever exist, Everybody Loves Raymond
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vladtweano
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 517 Registered: 3/11/2002 Offline
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5/3/2005 at 00:04 |
"Now this really pisses me off to no end!" - Dave Lo Pan |
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straydog1980
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5/3/2005 at 00:05 |
that's one of my all time favorites also. Well, fuck, the whole movie is one of my all time favorites.
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straydog1980
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5/3/2005 at 00:23 |
"- it's not an easy thing to meet your maker...
* and what could he do for you?
- can the maker repair what he makes?
* would you.....like to be modified?
- I had in mind something a little more radical.
* what.........what seems to be the problem?
- death.
*death...??....I'm.....afraid that's out of my jurisdiction!
- I want more life.....FUCKER
* the facts of life. To make an alteration in the.....evolvement of an organic life system is failure. A cording sequence can not be revised once it has been establshed.
- why not?
* because, by the second day of incubation any cell that has....undergone reversion mutations give rise to revert colonies like.....rats leaving a sinking ship. THen.....teh ship..... sinks.
- what about iamous reculmination?
* we've already tried it. Ethyl methane, sulfinated in an alkiline agent. The potent mutagen created a....virus so lethal the ......subject was dead before he left the table.
- then a repressive protein that blocks the operating cells-
* wouldn't obstruct replication but it DOES give rise to an ERROR in replication so that the...newly formed DNA strand carries the mutation and you've got a virus again. But, uh...all of this....is academic. You were made as well as we could make you!
- but not to last.
* The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and you have burned so very very brightly, Roy. Look at you. you're the prodigal son! You're....quite a prize! But uhm....questionable things....also extraordinary things. REVEL in your time!
- i think the god of biomechanics wouldn't let you into heaven."
I wrote a song about this years ago, called salvia wings. Simple, but it goes along well with the audio I think. One of my very favorite movies. I'm fucking pissed they never rereleased this movie as was planned. WE WERE TEH ROBBED!!!!
[Edited on 3/5/2005 by straydog1980]
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xbrighteyesolt
Tender vittles  Posts: 6 Registered: 12/25/2004 Offline
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5/3/2005 at 06:41 |
SexNinjaMcDeath: "But I, being poor, have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams."
"I assume you dream, Preston."
equilibrium, that sir makes you badass. |
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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5/3/2005 at 07:23 |
All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break 'em for no-one you understand?
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BeachGoat
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5/3/2005 at 07:31 |
"See that? Ordinary people....I hate them, with their flat, empty lives. They actually believe their misery is important; they don't know it doesn't mean shit!"
"The more you drive, the less intelligent you are"
Repo Man
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea SSHOLEPosts: 979 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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5/3/2005 at 07:33 |
drunkpoet: "AWWWW"
from the best tv show that will ever exist, Everybody Loves Raymond
You, sir, should be sodomized multiple times in full view of your family.
"kill em! kill the fuckin indian, what am i watchin here to fuckin fags?"
"that meatman cocksucker, i broke her in and he grabbed her, honey call the cops!"
RIP Rondney Dangerfield NBK
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"Kill him! Kill the fuckin' indian! What am I watching here two fuckin' fags!?"
Rodney Dangerfield as Ed Wilson
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire SSHOLEPosts: 596 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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5/3/2005 at 18:35 |
"I think you’re the fucking antichrist"
"I need a father who's a role model, not some horny geek-boy who's gonna spray his shorts whenever I bring a girlfriend home from school."
"When you see something like that, it's like God is looking right at you, just for a second. And if you're careful, you can look right back."
"It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it, right? And this bag was like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and ... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid. Ever. Video's a poor excuse. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in."
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint SSHOLEPosts: 833 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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5/3/2005 at 19:00 |
My favorite serioius quote:
Louis: Eckhart saw Hell too. He said: The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, he said. They're freeing your soul. So, if you're frightened of dying and... and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth. |
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dagwood
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 425 Registered: 12/19/2004 Offline
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5/3/2005 at 19:35 |
"Dyin ain't much of a livin' boy!
"you get them holes aleakin' an I'm gonna whomp you with a knotted plowline."
Plus of course my sig
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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5/3/2005 at 19:52 |
I spend much time pondering this question. I watch many movies, and hold quite a few amongst my favorites. I'd have to say though, that my favorite movie quote ever was:
"Try not to suck any dick on the way out of the parking lot!" - Dante
although, I must say that this one is close:
"People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."" - Randall
That was a good movie and it was filmed not far from where I grew up, which gives it super-ultra-bonus points. |
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint SSHOLEPosts: 833 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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5/3/2005 at 20:20 |
"37"
"In a ROW?!" |
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mineralGod
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 87 Registered: 11/27/2003 Offline
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5/3/2005 at 20:42 |
"lets FUCK, I'll FUCK Anything that MOVES...!!!!"
......Blue Velvet
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