Amphetamine
Tender vittles  Posts: 49 Registered: 4/28/2005 Offline
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4/28/2005 at 14:46 |
This is awesome. This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change. See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners. The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.
 Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert. This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here. Now, on to the original post... forgive me if a similar thread's been done before.
anyway, on to the matter at hand: the fuckin money shots. How do you feel about em? Mainly, do you take that route, are you strictly a condom-through-and-through kinda motherfucker, what? Does it turn you off when a chic's kinky enough to ask for the shit, or do you just dive in head-first, so to speak?
me, personally - and this is quite the incriminating confession considering the batch of strangers I'm up against - but for whatever reason, I haven't stumbled upon a sex partner worth treating like a fuckin human being for years, literally, so hell, I have absolutely no qualms blasting these motherfuckers in the face like they're a goddamn napkin. Mwa ha ha. Can anyone relate (or at least tell me why I should give a shit to the contrary) ?
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth   SSHOLEPosts: 4618 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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4/28/2005 at 14:49 |
I'll do the facial shot every so often. It's fun and doesn't wear out your equipment the same way.
but for whatever reason, I haven't stumbled upon a sex partner worth treating like a fuckin human being for years, literally.
If I knew who the fuk you were, this would go in the random quote rotation at the bottom of the page.
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Steel
If you want to keep your tongue, don't lick me in the Winter!  SSHOLEPosts: 518 Registered: 10/14/2004 Offline
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4/28/2005 at 14:53 |
I'm likin this guy better now that he isn't plugging his website  |
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Amphetamine
Tender vittles Posts: 49 Registered: 4/28/2005 Offline
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4/28/2005 at 14:57 |
Steel: I'm likin this guy better now that he isn't plugging his website
yeah, forgive me for that. A shithead, I am, truly.
vasudeva: If I knew who the fuk you were, this would go in the random quote rotation at the bottom of the page.
whaddya need to know?
[Edited on 28/4/2005 by Amphetamine]
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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4/28/2005 at 15:08 |
Steel: I'm likin this guy better now that he isn't plugging his website
HAHAHAHA... his sig is "penis."
Oh man.
As for money shots... I'd reserve them for the skankiest of bitches, the ones who really deserve it. The kind who probably just gave you herpes. I would also like to admit that I have never attempted such a maneuver.
As far as watching it in porn, I dunno, it depends. For example on the BangBus.com sort of porn, its hilarious and awesome. Other times its overused and annoying, it really depends on the porno in question. |
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Amphetamine
Tender vittles Posts: 49 Registered: 4/28/2005 Offline
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4/28/2005 at 15:27 |
yeah, it's pretty much a trademark of porno, but it's not necessarily something that has to happen in real life, which is why I asked. The way I look at it, unless a chic asks for it, I'm being an asshole by pointing that shit deliberately. I mean, pulling out and frosting the stomach is one thing, but yanking her hair and just delivering a BAM to the dome...that's a whole different story.
so if I even remotely care about the chic, I won't do it (unless I offer numerous clever warnings beforehand and she fails to resist violently)...but if she's just Random Obnoxious Sexpartner A, she's definitely gettin slapped with a wad
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tantrum
I'm a big boy now!  SSHOLEPosts: 484 Registered: 11/23/2003 Offline
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4/28/2005 at 15:28 |
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straydog1980
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 531 Registered: 6/16/2004 Offline
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4/28/2005 at 15:33 |
contrary to you lucky fucks, I haven't found a sexual partner yet that's LET me blast her in the face. Given the opportunity, I'd give it to her firehose style, treat her like her face is AIDS and my sperm is TEH CURE.
Besides that, my fiance hasn't liked me enough in years to even suck my dick,so....facials? Out of the question. Unless you count computer screens.
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Steel
If you want to keep your tongue, don't lick me in the Winter! SSHOLEPosts: 518 Registered: 10/14/2004 Offline
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4/28/2005 at 15:44 |
No Blow Jobs? Poor bastard. Don't bother enhancing the fiance to wife status I say.... I can't say more on this subject... |
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4618 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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4/28/2005 at 16:27 |
tantrum: mothefuker
Haha. THEY PUSHIN UP ON YOU G TELL EM TO GET STEPPIN
That's funny.
straydog: contrary to you lucky fucks, I haven't found a sexual partner yet that's LET me blast her in the face... Besides that, my fiance hasn't liked me enough in years to even suck my dick
That's not.
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acheron
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4/28/2005 at 16:45 |
sad 
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 979 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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4/28/2005 at 18:50 |
straydog1980: contrary to you lucky fucks, I haven't found a sexual partner yet that's LET me blast her in the face. Given the opportunity, I'd give it to her firehose style, treat her like her face is AIDS and my sperm is TEH CURE.
Besides that, my fiance hasn't liked me enough in years to even suck my dick,so....facials? Out of the question. Unless you count computer screens.
Damn, you got issues...if that is something you want sexually that woman SHOULD find some sort of way to help you out.
On my birthday last weekend while at the hotel out of town, my lady friend and I (who treats me right, wink) purchased a Adult film on the pay-per-view thingy. It was pretty hardcore, girl on girl, bjs, all the good stuff. At the end of each scene the MONEY SHOTS were edited out!!! I was SOOOOO pissed. I didnt pay 12bucks to see some guys face grimace and the scene end. FUCKING AYE!!! I did win $50 x 2 on some lottery tickets. It was a good weekend.
[Edited on 29/4/2005 by Shweetbox]
[Edited on 29/4/2005 by Shweetbox]
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 908 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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4/28/2005 at 20:18 |
Lefen leik romantic walks in the moonlight.
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acheron
Cynical_Malcontent SSHOLEPosts: 567 Registered: 4/29/2004 Offline
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4/29/2005 at 02:24 |
Lefen: Lefen leik romantic walks in the moonlight.
While fucking fat chicks?
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metatron
Fighting The Good Fight ™  SSHOLEPosts: 508 Registered: 4/12/2002 Offline
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4/29/2005 at 03:37 |
Sadly, the only facial blast I've ever had the pleasure of giving happened my sr. year of high school with the first girl I'd ever been with. Think of the cliche sappy highschool sweetheart mutual devirginized relationship - that was it. After I splattered her in the cheek, it seemed to me like I'd just devalued her as a human and as a "partner." I felt really awful about it.
Conversely, I didn't feel really awful when I gave her the occasional unexpected suprise load in the mouf (so quick that it had nowhere to go but down). She wasn't down with swallowing at all.
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dagwood
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 425 Registered: 12/19/2004 Offline
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4/29/2005 at 09:33 |
Nothin says lovin like swallowin when I'm shovin
Had a few girls who would take it on the face fewer who swallow. I delight in being allowed to cut loose, either on or in freely with a woman who appreciates the act almost as much as I do, where they feel good for makin me feel good, that's satisfaction. If you like it and you're with somebody you care about who returns the sentiment, you oughta be able to ask, blow a wad and take a shower together.
I think the facial is a fairly recent development as far as popularity and frequency in videos and stuff. It is kinda degrading, but not so much if she eats it, good protein, low calories you know.
Would you suck my dick if I washed it?
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straydog1980
DARTH MENSES Posts: 531 Registered: 6/16/2004 Offline
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4/29/2005 at 13:28 |
Shweetbox: Damn, you got issues...if that is something you want sexually that woman SHOULD find some sort of way to help you out.
Just to clarify: she isn't prude or anything. I mean, she's open to anal (HARHAR) and is a bit of a freak, but just doesn't like to have it on her face. And i haven't gotten a bj in a long time, which sucks. She used to put the HOO in hoover, lately it's the OVER in hoover instead.
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painfullyshy
Tender vittles  Posts: 3 Registered: 4/25/2005 Offline
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4/29/2005 at 21:57 |
money shots, you've gotta luv em, I never known anyone to say no, but then I only ever go out with skanks |
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DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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4/29/2005 at 21:59  |
I prefer the swallow to the money shot. And no condoms please. They make me itch.
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Crackalackin
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 421 Registered: 7/19/2004 Offline
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4/29/2005 at 22:28 |
You misspelled the title of this forum: "Lies about things that I always wished I could do"
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 953 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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4/29/2005 at 22:30 |
sofickingwat: I prefer the swallow to the money shot. And no condoms please. They make me itch.
So you've had a lot of rashes in your mouth lately?
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea SSHOLEPosts: 979 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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4/30/2005 at 22:31 |
government_death_robot: sofickingwat: I prefer the swallow to the money shot. And no condoms please. They make me itch.
So you've had a lot of rashes in your mouth lately?
lol, easy kill.
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DARTH MENSES Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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4/30/2005 at 22:35 |
Shweetbox: government_death_robot: sofickingwat: I prefer the swallow to the money shot. And no condoms please. They make me itch.
So you've had a lot of rashes in your mouth lately?
lol, easy kill.
I believe a more appropriate response to that would have been, "zing!"
Then again, I watch too many bad sitcoms... Way too many. |
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ghostrider
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5/1/2005 at 01:53 |
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HellKat
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 177 Registered: 1/19/2005 Offline
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5/1/2005 at 02:16 |
I don't get the whole "money shot" thing. I am guessing that iffin I needed to do it, that I would. But there has got to be something damn good in it for me too. On a personal level, I think the "money shot" is popularized by porn producers as an overrated make-believe orgasm. Get creative and find out what fun it can really be with an enthusiastic partner.
Some of the things you guys say is scary. No bj, no condom....dammit, that is why they make FULL BODY condoms and a wide varity of novelty condoms.
STRAYDOG....get a new fiancee.....it only gets worse from here.
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imfrans
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 246 Registered: 1/17/2004 Offline
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5/1/2005 at 06:46 |
fuker yes..let frans get this out o fthe way before he illuminates the versatile world of cum placement...
Amphetamine: GET OFF FRANS' MOTHERFUKING AVATAR! FAGGOT! THE UNITED FRONT OF GOD-LIKE CALIFORNIA BLONDE CUNT WILL BE WITHHELD FROM FROM YR HORNY PRAYERS! CEASE AND ASSIST OR YR NEWBIE SHIP WILL BE SHOT FULL OF HOLES AND SUNK W/ HASTE!
ok? yes...now!
frans must add this reality to the facial cumming equation!
most woman have approximatly 25-45 times of debasement quotent per year....meaning...frans can debase and sexually overinhibit the same woman only 25-45 times before she either begins to resent frans' male domination and whines OR more seriously ..she calls the proper authorities to deal with frans harshly...
yes..there is exceptions to every rule...some women believe that a stout cum shot to the face is akin to a handshake (keep these woman close to u EVEN if they are morbidly ugly...they will serve u well) but mOst adhere to the 25-45 debasement rule...belive frans men ...it is a product of diminishing returns...CUM WISELY...FUK ONLY ASSES THAT SCREAM FOR MORE...COAT THE MOUTHS OF ONLY EAGER CUM RECIEVERS...ONLY SLAP THE ASS WHEN THE RYTHM TAKES U...
thank you
frans
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Tender vittles  Posts: 3 Registered: 5/1/2005 Offline
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5/1/2005 at 22:53 |
imfrans:thank you
frans
YOU ARE WELCOME. WOULD YOU LIKE A MONEY SHOT TO GO WITH THAT?
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5/1/2005 at 23:04 |
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tantrum
I'm a big boy now! SSHOLEPosts: 484 Registered: 11/23/2003 Offline
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5/1/2005 at 23:44 |
YOU ARE WELCOME. WOULD YOU LIKE A MONEY SHOT TO GO WITH THAT?
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2525 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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5/1/2005 at 23:54 |
such, a metamorph turns...
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