Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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5/2/2005 at 01:10 |
From UrbanDictionary.com:
1. Hairy Monkey
Before engaging in rough sex, the man shaves his pubes and puts them in a pile within a reachable distance. Then the man blows his load all over his partners face right before he grabs and hurls his pubes so that they stick all over her visage, making her look like a hairy monkey.
I love you more than anything; please accept this hairy monkey as a token of my appreciation. |
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea   SSHOLEPosts: 932 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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5/2/2005 at 08:30 |
Uart: From UrbanDictionary.com:
1. Hairy Monkey
Before engaging in rough sex, the man shaves his pubes and puts them in a pile within a reachable distance. Then the man blows his load all over his partners face right before he grabs and hurls his pubes so that they stick all over her visage, making her look like a hairy monkey.
I love you more than anything; please accept this hairy monkey as a token of my appreciation.
LOL
1. cleavland steamer
Also known as the Pasadena mudslide, California hot plate, or simply the "steamer", this term commonly involves some variation on the act of defecating on a chest of a lover as a means of revenge.
After hearing that her boyfriend had been cheating on her, Nancy gave him the cleveland steamer while he slept and left with his car.
Source: TheWrathfulBuddha, Jan 30, 2003
and this is kinda funny too
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos  SSHOLEPosts: 760 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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5/14/2005 at 16:59 |
Shweetbox: Uart: From UrbanDictionary.com:
1. Hairy Monkey
Before engaging in rough sex, the man shaves his pubes and puts them in a pile within a reachable distance. Then the man blows his load all over his partners face right before he grabs and hurls his pubes so that they stick all over her visage, making her look like a hairy monkey.
I love you more than anything; please accept this hairy monkey as a token of my appreciation.
LOL
1. cleavland steamer
Also known as the Pasadena mudslide, California hot plate, or simply the "steamer", this term commonly involves some variation on the act of defecating on a chest of a lover as a means of revenge.
After hearing that her boyfriend had been cheating on her, Nancy gave him the cleveland steamer while he slept and left with his car.
Source: TheWrathfulBuddha, Jan 30, 2003
and this is kinda funny too
And totally off-topic, fukstick. This tendancy seems to be a most unwelcome addition to your already meager list of talents here.
Back on topic....
I am lucky enough to be with a woman who is in love with my junk. She is fascinated with both the volume and distance. She loves to watch it spurt forth, and catch it with her mouth, face, hair, whatever. In return for this, I adore her, work like a fuking dog to get us nice things, and take every opportunity to express my love and gratitude. She is the living personification of a "lady in the parlor, whore in the bedroom". She is all I could ever want or ask for. Degradation is not even a factor.
Eat that, bitches.
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tantrum
I'm a big boy now!  SSHOLEPosts: 474 Registered: 11/23/2003 Offline
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5/14/2005 at 17:02 |
U WIN...NOW PICS. |
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straydog1980
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 531 Registered: 6/16/2004 Offline
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5/14/2005 at 17:03 |
PLZKTHX. we should all be so lucky.
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treble
Tender vittles  Posts: 42 Registered: 1/21/2005 Offline
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5/14/2005 at 17:23 |
I'm not into it just because I'm worried about getting jizz in my eyes or hair... But in porn, fine, whatever, do what you want. I absolutely cannot stand it when the girl foams semen through her teeth though. That makes me want to vomit from every pore. |
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos SSHOLEPosts: 760 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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5/14/2005 at 19:00 |
treble: That makes me want to vomit from every pore.
Pussy
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acheron
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5/14/2005 at 22:30 |
You guys are so cute in your little bee suits!
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
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5/14/2005 at 22:33 |
AcheronDCS: You guys are so cute in your little bee suits!
Yup. And the rest of you dicks would be all cute, too if you'd emailed Vas money.
Ah, it's good to be king.
[Edited on 5/14/05 by Clavis_Apocalypticae]
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1622 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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5/14/2005 at 22:43 |
I do the money shot from time to time, just not the face, no real reason though.
Maybe it's time to start.
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RoozleRose
Tender vittles  Posts: 48 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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5/15/2005 at 17:42 |
I gotta agree with Clavis's woman...if I had my own penis, I might not be so intrigued with my man's, but I don't, so it's very cool (and exciting) that he lets me play with his!!
Treble, don't be afraid of jizz...it's full of proteins and good for the complexion.
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treble
Tender vittles Posts: 42 Registered: 1/21/2005 Offline
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5/15/2005 at 18:35 |
Well we just broke up so no worries about that anymore.  |
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RoozleRose
Tender vittles Posts: 48 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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5/15/2005 at 19:16 |
I'm sorry to hear that...hope you feel better soon, and (when you're ready), may you find an even better, sexier guy to love and play with!  |
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLEPosts: 1622 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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5/16/2005 at 01:11 |
RoozleRose: I'm sorry to hear that...hope you feel better soon, and (when you're ready), may you find an even better, sexier guy to love and play with!
[puke] yuck [/puke]
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea SSHOLEPosts: 932 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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5/16/2005 at 05:21 |
You fucktards could get more 'facial' action if you looked at it from a passion standpoint. Not the "This skank whore swallowed my kids, what a slut" standpoint. If its YOUR baby batter and SHE is in love with you, you should be able to work something out. You just need to make it clear that launching your jizz cannon is what you desire. Couples dont talk enough about what they need and want.
Dr. Shitbox, out.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4460 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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5/16/2005 at 19:35 |
treble: Well we just broke up so no worries about that anymore.
LOLolOLOLoLoL YOU FUKING LOSER
J/K
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EDIT: BUNNYBEE ALSO SAY LOL YOU SUCH LOSER THE BUT THEN HE SAY HE JUST JOKES AND MAKE AS CUTE ANIME FACE
[Edited on 5/16/2005 by vasudeva]
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLEPosts: 1622 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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5/17/2005 at 02:19 |
Shweetbox: You fucktards could get more 'facial' action if you looked at it from a passion standpoint. Not the "This skank whore swallowed my kids, what a slut" standpoint. If its YOUR baby batter and SHE is in love with you, you should be able to work something out. You just need to make it clear that launching your jizz cannon is what you desire. Couples dont talk enough about what they need and want.
Dr. Shitbox, out.
Hay fukass, thanx for unsolicited Dr. Phil jizzshot advice.
YOU MAY NOW RESUME FUKING YOURSELF.
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