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4/28/2005 at 14:07
right here.

not my latest, not my greatest, just a random track I'm throwing out there. If there's another forum this kinda shit should go in, lemme know; I haven't really paid attention to these forums during my stay here.

am I fucked in the head? yes.

(a lot of people ask me that when they hear my shit)






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4/28/2005 at 14:14

Are you kidding me? Not to be mean or anything, but you fucking COMPLETELY SUCK. Now please stop creating music.






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4/28/2005 at 14:17

since when does 'elitism' equal 'criticism'?

I wasn't aware this forum was full of brilliant composers who can easily put me to shame.






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4/28/2005 at 14:42

Amphetamine: since when does 'elitism' equal 'criticism'?

Since when does elitism require an explanation?

As for me, I kinda liked it. it's obviously some at-home doodling with technology, but I think it has potential, and it reminded me, in a wierd way, of this, which, though labelled as BIll Laswell, is apparently done by a group called Laibach which I bought a tape of and roundly despised apart from this track.

Incidentally, this Laibach track makes me want to rip out of my clothes and run through the streets devouring people and skewering them on gladiatorial implements of destruction.

YMMV.






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4/28/2005 at 14:55

elitism requires no explanation. I've gotta at least make some attempt to hold my own, or risk being eaten alive, however. I know how this shit works.

do you like NIN? They're the first similar mainstream 'band' I can really equate my style to off the top of my head; and it's a pretty hit-or-miss category. I'm not much of a composer, I just fuck around with sequencers trying to create the oddities I hear in my head. Love it or hate it, or tear your clothes off to it.

if YMMV is some kinda leet-linkswarm-slang, I'm gonna need clues or some shit.






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4/28/2005 at 14:56

It is listenable, but I didn't hear Clapton, so I am very disappointed. This would make good background music for a video game.
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4/28/2005 at 15:00

this is a 'creepysad snowtheme' I made for a video game. Supposed to sound like a pilgrimage up a snowy mountain, or some shit. For something I pulled outta my ass in all of ten minutes, I really adore the end result.

jesus. Three shameless self-promotions in all of, what, an hour. Somebody castrate me.






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my balls your chin, get used to that idea


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4/28/2005 at 18:21

right here.


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am I fucked in the head? yes.

(a lot of people ask me that when they hear my shit)



Fucked in the head? NO.
Fucked in the Ass? Yes.
For your the benefit of mankind dont tell anybody else you make music. Please.


Keep Trying mayne...

[Edited on 28/4/2005 by Shweetbox]






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4/28/2005 at 20:34

ohhh snap. go go gadget song review

Death Of A Dream

first of all, you have the whole song mixed wayyyy to low. Open this puppy back up, and raise the master volume around 20% so every joe doesn't have to jack up their speakers when they play it.

Kind of a monotanous, drone like quality to the bass/kick you have going on here. Kind of boring IMHO but whatever at least it is of decent quality. My favorite section of the song is around 1:48, and is the only part of the track I even hear an inkling of similarity to NiN. The drums are okay, but really need to have some fidelity eq or fx put on them. Personally, to me they sound a bit muddy, I would raise the high end a bit, bring them forward a little bit in the mix. Maybe add a slight distortion (what software or sequencers are you using?). For the 'style' or feel this song has, the drums sound too clean and unaffected. IMO

around 2:56, a sound comes in that I like, but you need to lower the decay on that reverb you have on it, the sound is dragging on too much. Sounds too 'echoey'. Lower the decay and that will go away.

All in all at the very least an original song, which I respect, certainly n ot crap. The ending was the worst part of the whole song, and it gave me the impression (with the duh duh crash at the very end) that you weren't taking your own sound seriously.

Don't listen to attitude's like DENT. Keep writing music if that's what you're into. This isn't exactly the best place to get a real review or educated opinion (of electronica) though. Try http://www.soundclick.com for that.

I dabble a bit myself, though it's been a while since I've been able to finish a song. You can listen to a couple of my tunes here , here and here.



[Edited on 28/4/2005 by straydog1980]






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4/28/2005 at 23:27

Amphetamine, that's not too shabby, but the high-pitched thing got a little annoying.

Straydog, whut do you use fer music?






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4/29/2005 at 08:41

At the risk of de-railing this thread, Amphetemine Annie here needs to pick a new avatar. We cannot have two newbies in a month stealing Frans's Avatar.






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4/29/2005 at 11:23

dragonstaff: At the risk of de-railing this thread, Amphetemine Annie here needs to pick a new avatar. We cannot have two newbies in a month stealing Frans's Avatar.


If you are so concerned, why don't you buy frans an alpha account, so his avatar can be protected?
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4/29/2005 at 13:23

government_death_robot: Amphetamine, that's not too shabby, but the high-pitched thing got a little annoying.

Straydog, whut do you use fer music?


reason, soundforge primarily. Only until I can either buy better equipment or find room for my drumset and the time to start a real band.

uart. stop being a douche kthxbye.






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4/29/2005 at 13:28

DAN DEACON!


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4/29/2005 at 13:31

I like it, it's like Kraftwerk buttfucked Depeche Mode, and had a little sonic baby.






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4/29/2005 at 22:20

ghostrideryyz: I like it, it's like Kraftwerk buttfucked Depeche Mode, and had a little sonic baby.


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4/29/2005 at 22:29

Amp, some people in here DO create music. Some of us in here also create full tracks with instruments. I have posted music too, but I never know how to find shit in here.

keep trying and report back.







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4/30/2005 at 00:00

I suppose that if I took 2 hits of some mid grade acid and were driving down a dark empty road it would be ok............ someone email me some acid please. It's dry here....






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4/30/2005 at 01:24

Crackalackin:
ghostrideryyz: I like it, it's like Kraftwerk buttfucked Depeche Mode, and had a little sonic baby.


Imagine it's jeopardy, and you, sir, are correct: "How do you insult two groups in one sentence?"


and the craxy part is, i simply adore both groups.






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4/30/2005 at 02:16

I didn't mind it but I have terrible tastes in music. I agree with the Kraftwerk compairison.

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4/30/2005 at 03:55

ghostrideryyz:
Crackalackin:
ghostrideryyz: I like it, it's like Kraftwerk buttfucked Depeche Mode, and had a little sonic baby.


Imagine it's jeopardy, and you, sir, are correct: "How do you insult two groups in one sentence?"


and the craxy part is, i simply adore both groups.


Yes, they rock. I meant the insult was by comparing them to this music.
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