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LK's Spawn Has Arrived!         1176 reads

Don't make me fuk your moustache


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4/28/2005 at 03:51

vladtweano: Congratsa, Kahuna. You are now a member of a heavily targeted market. Prepare for a deluge of pastel advertising! To be helpful and friendly, I give you this.

BEST GIFT EVAR!






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Don't make me fuk your moustache


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4/28/2005 at 03:52

imfrans: LORD K!

FRANS BIDS U A FOND WISH OF PROSPEROUS DAYS FOR YR LOVELY CHILD WHICH STARTED SO MIRACULOUSLY AS A FORCEFUL THRUST OF THE HIP AND GROIN!...LET US SIT BACK IN AWE OF THE WAY YR CUM HAS TURNED OUT SO BEAUTIFULLY! LET US ADMIRE YR VIRULANT SEED AND THOUROUGH EJACULATION!

CONGRADULATIONS!

MAY WE ALL LIVE FOREVER IN HEALTH AND LAUGHTER IN HONOR OF YR CUM/EGG EXTRAVIGANZA!

THANK U
frans


FRANS BLESSING = COOL BALM WHICH SOOTHS INDIAN/QWERTY BURN.

thank u frans.






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4/28/2005 at 06:11

Once again, proof why we shouldn't let Canadian drugs into the U.S. marketplace. Their contraceptives and condoms don't work right, why should we expect Grandma Ethel's heart medicine to?

Congrats, hope it came out with all eleven fingers and nine toes.
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4/28/2005 at 11:50

Congrats from Azron and HellKat.

Your life is now officially over.

You won't sleep for about a year.

You home will smell like baby shitpiss for about 2 years

Enjoy, Dude!






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4/28/2005 at 12:20

This brings mankind one step closer to hell,
or heaven...
congratulations, big-banger.






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