Steel
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4/27/2005 at 11:48 |
Bebe has been born healthy and safe! 
I'll let the big man tell all laterz...
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McGoatCheese
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 79 Registered: 7/22/2002 Offline
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4/27/2005 at 12:14 |
worlds first human/brocolli hybrid experiment a success! good job LK! |
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straydog1980
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 531 Registered: 6/16/2004 Offline
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4/27/2005 at 12:29 |
congrats LK. I hope all is well!
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2413 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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4/27/2005 at 12:58 |
can i have the umbelical cord ?
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Clavis_Apocalypticae
Beautiful Puppet of Chaos  SSHOLEPosts: 747 Registered: 5/16/2004 Offline
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4/27/2005 at 13:42 |
With all your Jewy goodness, Ghost, I thought you'd be clamoring for the foreskin...
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2413 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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4/27/2005 at 13:51 |
i've converted to wicca
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ragoo
We are not amused.  SSHOLEPosts: 650 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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4/27/2005 at 14:06 |
According to my mom, the pediatrician who birthed me regularly asked his patients for their placentas afterwards. He would use them to fertilize his garden.
BTW, congrats Kahuna. I see now that despite the efforts of people around the globe, Canadians continue to propagate.
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 832 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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4/27/2005 at 14:12 |
Congrats you smelly Canadian, I hope all is well with the fam!
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fastlane
Zombie scream style  SSHOLEPosts: 649 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline
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4/27/2005 at 14:18 |
Post the video. Congrats to you and the wief.
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dragonstaff
Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die  SSHOLEPosts: 741 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline
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4/27/2005 at 14:23 |
Yes. I too will join the line of those offering congratulations.
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1618 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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4/27/2005 at 14:23 |
congrats, ye of most potent sperms. |
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Heather
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 602 Registered: 11/24/2004 Offline
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4/27/2005 at 16:35 |
Congratulations, I'll ship a box of Placenta Helper to you for culinary delight. |
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Gothmog
busy lil bee bzz bzz bzz!  SSHOLEPosts: 195 Registered: 12/12/2003 Offline
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4/27/2005 at 17:54 |
Congrats, tell the wife that we're all proud of her allowing you to reproduce.
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless  SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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4/27/2005 at 18:06 |
Congratulations, hope all are healthy and happy.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4398 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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4/27/2005 at 18:21 |
I'd congratulate you, but I'll save it for this weekend.
This weekend including you is the reason I'm not posting about eating the young human instead. (w/ side of poutine. I imagine it'd taste like soft bacon.)
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metatron
Fighting The Good Fight ™  SSHOLEPosts: 468 Registered: 4/12/2002 Offline
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4/27/2005 at 19:56 |
CONGRATZ ELL KAY!
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint  SSHOLEPosts: 811 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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4/27/2005 at 20:07 |
Congratulations!
Unless this is because you didn't pull out in time. In that case, I'm sorry dude.
[Edited on 27/4/2005 by nocal] |
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LilBabyPissmouth
AssQueen  SSHOLEPosts: 164 Registered: 7/10/2003 Offline
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4/27/2005 at 21:26 |
SPROGHUNA SAYS:
CONGRATULATIONS, JOY &LK
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DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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4/27/2005 at 21:29  |
CONGRATS LORD-K. BLESINGS TO YOUR FAMILY.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1609 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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4/27/2005 at 22:02 |
Thx all youse guys, you are a ray of sunshine on my fat little heart.
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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4/27/2005 at 22:03 |
Most biting is done by older infants and toddlers, and they bite for many different reasons.
1. Exploration: Young children learn about their world by touching, smelling and tasting. They put things in their mouths then tongue or gum them to get information. "Is this soft? Is it hard? Have I tasted this before?"
A young child may bite another child, a caregiver's shoulder or a mother's breast in an effort to gain more information. While this behavior is not appreciated, it is normal.
2. Affection: Linda Harrison of the Dept. of Early Childhood Studies at The University of Melbourne says that biting may occur when children are expressing affection. From birth, young children receive tender kisses and gentle nibbling actions from adults. In time they try to return these loving "nibbles", but "...the toddler's kisses and hugs sometimes turn into bites. The child needs to be helped to understand about affection and taught how to express these feelings," Harrison said. As beginners, they don't have the small muscle control to "pucker" and kiss.
3. Communication: Mills said, "Biting is a precursor to communicating verbally. Not only is it normal, it should be expected behavior, especially in a group situation."
Being in group care with other kids is sometimes stressful. "Because toddlers do not have very good language skills, they often communicate physically. They point, they push, they shove - and they bite," Campbell said.
As beginners at learning language, young children understand more words than they are able to speak. When they become frustrated and want something another child has, they are unable to use their mouths to speak. Instead of saying, "You have the toy I want to use," they communicate by biting the offender.
Biting certainly gets results. In surprise (and sometimes in pain), the bitten child drops the toy, and the biter has what he wants. "Biting shows a desire to express ones self," Mills said.
Children don't intend to inflict pain when they bite. They "...may understand that other children cry when they bite them, but they don't really understand that it hurts that child," Campbell said.
4. Teething discomfort: Teething causes pressure and discomfort in children's gums. Pressing the gums onto another surface seems to bring relief. If the "surface" is a person, the result can be a painful bite.
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLEPosts: 1609 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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4/27/2005 at 22:25 |
You posting in a forum about my child fills me with a panicky gross feeling.
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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4/27/2005 at 22:53  |
What's wrong Kahuna? I'm sure you'd trust me if you knew me better.
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1114 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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4/27/2005 at 23:33  |
Thats one fine looking kid LK!! Congrats
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vladtweano
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 515 Registered: 3/11/2002 Offline
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4/27/2005 at 23:59 |
Congratsa, Kahuna. You are now a member of a heavily targeted market. Prepare for a deluge of pastel advertising! To be helpful and friendly, I give you this. |
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1894 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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4/28/2005 at 00:14 |
Congrats and happiness all around!
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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4/28/2005 at 00:54 |
I guess someone disregarded the safe-sex message of Steak and Blow Job day, huh?
Oh well, I guess this can all be overlooked since it occurred in the land that gave us Labatts (which is not an 80/~ but its better than what America has to offer in that dept.)
Also, if you look anything like your avatar, then I hope to god the kid looks like its mom. Hell, even if it looked like azron... |
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magicchex
Fuckin' your bitches and stealin' your cars since 1985.  SSHOLEPosts: 404 Registered: 1/5/2005 Offline
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4/28/2005 at 01:45 |
Congrats!
Any pictures of the new family member? |
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 902 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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4/28/2005 at 02:22 |
Don't lose too much sleep.
Except when you're sexing.
Which might not happen now.
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imfrans
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 243 Registered: 1/17/2004 Offline
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4/28/2005 at 02:43 |
LORD K!
FRANS BIDS U A FOND WISH OF PROSPEROUS DAYS FOR YR LOVELY CHILD WHICH STARTED SO MIRACULOUSLY AS A FORCEFUL THRUST OF THE HIP AND GROIN!...LET US SIT BACK IN AWE OF THE WAY YR CUM HAS TURNED OUT SO BEAUTIFULLY! LET US ADMIRE YR VIRULANT SEED AND THOUROUGH EJACULATION!
CONGRADULATIONS!
MAY WE ALL LIVE FOREVER IN HEALTH AND LAUGHTER IN HONOR OF YR CUM/EGG EXTRAVIGANZA!
THANK U
frans
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