Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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4/25/2005 at 00:53 |
I'm sure he's just looking for an upgrade to beating off to scrambled porn that he watches while sitting in the guest-room at his grandmother's house...
"Oh yeah! I think I see a nipple! YEs! Yes! Oh fuck, it was a dick.." |
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth   SSHOLEPosts: 4464 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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4/25/2005 at 01:03 |
You have earned with wit
gut wounds from my LOL pistol,
Seventies faggots
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 921 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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4/25/2005 at 01:27 |
Two Playboy boobies
Peeping from my monitor
Penis elation
FIRST HAIKU. YAY.
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 932 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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4/25/2005 at 07:34  |
user name:MYBALLSYOURCHIN
Password:LazyJAWcoxgobblin
YES, it IS case sensitive!!
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"Kill him! Kill the fuckin' indian! What am I watching here two fuckin' fags!?"
Rodney Dangerfield as Ed Wilson
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DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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4/25/2005 at 17:39  |
two types of people
the live ones and the dead ones
the rest are right here
That was my shitty attempt at haiku. I like the first two lines but the last one needs work any help?
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slippedhole
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 234 Registered: 4/24/2004 Offline
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4/25/2005 at 18:07 |
That was my shitty attempt at haiku 
his low self esteem
ploy will not get him passwords
now hear him say,"awwwwww"
You need to put some Jesus Juice into it, bro.
How about:
two types of people
the live ones and dead ones
they should never fuk
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Uart
DARTH MENSES Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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4/25/2005 at 22:13 |
slippedhole:You need to put some Jesus Juice into it, bro.
How about:
two types of people
the live ones and dead ones
they should never fuk
Let me see if I've figured this Haiku thing out:
Quivering penix
Hoping for the freebie porn
Forced to hump the dog
[Edited on 26/4/2005 by Uart] |
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES Posts: 921 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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4/25/2005 at 22:17 |
Uart: slippedhole:You need to put some Jesus Juice into it, bro.
How about:
two types of people
the live ones and dead ones
they should never fuk
Let me see if I've figured this Haiku thing out:
A quivering penix
Searching for titties
Gratified with Jergens
5/7/5.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1902 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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4/25/2005 at 22:18 |
It could be worse:
Quivering titties
Searching for penix
Ungratified by gherkins
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2446 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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4/25/2005 at 23:50 |
penis and some gin
this porn sure looks gay
i cross the line now
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acheron
Cynical_Malcontent  SSHOLEPosts: 559 Registered: 4/29/2004 Offline
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4/26/2005 at 00:02 |
I'm so sad you can't
figure out teh poetry!!!1!11
you lack ocelot
bitch
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