biltong
Tender vittles  Posts: 2 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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4/22/2005 at 19:42  |
This is awesome. This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change. See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners. The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.
 Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert. This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here. Now, on to the original post... Does anyone have a playboy plus password. thanks!!!
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Gothmog
busy lil bee bzz bzz bzz!   SSHOLEPosts: 198 Registered: 12/12/2003 Offline
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4/22/2005 at 19:44 |
login: fuckoff
password: cheapskate
enjoy!
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magicchex
Fuckin' your bitches and stealin' your cars since 1985.  SSHOLEPosts: 406 Registered: 1/5/2005 Offline
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4/22/2005 at 19:45 |
die |
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1117 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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4/22/2005 at 19:54 |
user: cumstain
password: biltongguzzlesmanjizz
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nocal
It's insane, this guy's taint  SSHOLEPosts: 811 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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4/22/2005 at 21:04 |
what the fuck do these people keep coming here for?
internet is filled with free porn, fucko. try emule, or kazaa even, or google fer chrissakes.
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2425 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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4/22/2005 at 23:40 |
Playboi ??!!
taht ain't even p0rn...you must be an Ambercrumble & Fidge kinda guy
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DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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4/22/2005 at 23:41  |
Hey guys ease up! The dude just wants to subvert the man. Speaking of the man I met Hugh once and he looked alot like my grampaw! When I am that old I want to be banging hot ass chicks. I'm cool for now with my hand.
Seriously, I think these message boards should have warez, P4$$W0rdz etc. I mean its not like we are trying to help the tsunami victims or something here. Did I say that?
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biltong
Tender vittles Posts: 2 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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4/23/2005 at 00:59  |
You know what i think, that u guys should put your tiny fucking dicks in your dogs ass, where it belong |
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slippedhole
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 234 Registered: 4/24/2004 Offline
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4/23/2005 at 01:04 |
I know alot of passwords but just don't give them out to anyone.
sofickingwat: I think what you need to do is prove yourself worthy. Please impress me with an original poem in the ancient art form of Haiku.
and then passwords will be gushing out to you like blood from Jesus' crucified hands and feet.
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slippedhole
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 234 Registered: 4/24/2004 Offline
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4/23/2005 at 01:10 |
slippedhole sends cue to ghostrideryyz.
ghostrideryyz : let's have some haiku, bro
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1517 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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4/23/2005 at 01:42 |
biltong: You know what i think, that u guys should put your tiny fucking dicks in your dogs ass, where it belong
PM ME FOR THE PASSWORD YOU COCK-JUGGLING THUNDERCUNT.
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2425 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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4/23/2005 at 02:09 |
looks for some passwords
to see the airbrushed psuedo-girl
instead we hear clouds
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slippedhole
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 234 Registered: 4/24/2004 Offline
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4/23/2005 at 02:20  |
THE BAR IS SET!!!! CAN YOU TOP IT?
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1896 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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4/23/2005 at 03:10  |
A jerk
At the Keyboard
Leaks seed in hand
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dagwood
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 357 Registered: 12/19/2004 Offline
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4/23/2005 at 06:18 |
Gets off on soft porn
Clueless broke horny alone
Usenet is 10 bucks
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dagwood
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 357 Registered: 12/19/2004 Offline
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4/23/2005 at 10:00 |
Beastiality
Projected on others fine
Little dick angry
Hey Rush fan man! I think its 5/7/5
[Edited on 23/4/2005 by dagwood]
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2425 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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4/23/2005 at 13:39 |
it is 5/7/5....yer point is ?
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 896 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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4/23/2005 at 14:53 |
biltong: You know what i think, that u guys should put your tiny fucking dicks in your dogs ass, where it belong
Asking us for porn
Usually has one outcome
Humiliation
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slippedhole
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 234 Registered: 4/24/2004 Offline
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4/23/2005 at 15:52 |
See bro, we are polished and disciplined at the high art of Haiku.
Your lack of participation is an admission of inadequacy.
There will be no passwords forthcoming.
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acheron
Cynical_Malcontent  SSHOLEPosts: 556 Registered: 4/29/2004 Offline
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4/23/2005 at 16:16 |
Pricks invade linkswarm
tentacle and troll alike
Still we eat their souls
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4415 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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4/23/2005 at 17:09 |
biltong: You know what i think, that u guys should put your tiny fucking dicks in your dogs ass, where it belong
I tihnk biltong and wallygator would enjoy sleepovers at each other's houses,
LinkSwarm.com: We may have retarded little baby dicks, but our e-penis is huge.
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BeachGoat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 431 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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4/23/2005 at 17:39 |
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IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhil
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 244 Registered: 3/17/2005 Offline
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4/23/2005 at 18:15 |
Not a password site
go google to find your own
now kindly fuck off.
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit') SSHOLEPosts: 1117 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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4/23/2005 at 18:50 |
Just use yer imagination and:
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dagwood
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 357 Registered: 12/19/2004 Offline
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4/23/2005 at 21:31 |
looks for some passwords
to see the airbrushed psuedo-girl
instead we hear clouds
Find girl to abuse
Leave us alone get the news
Or get a hobby
Hypocrite am I
Why dont I just level up?
Cause I'm cheap that's why
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2425 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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4/23/2005 at 21:49 |
order the McNigger
ketchup makes it taste so good
order is to go
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tantrum
I'm a big boy now!  SSHOLEPosts: 473 Registered: 11/23/2003 Offline
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4/23/2005 at 22:27  |
oh how I laughed at that one^ |
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SexNinja
the illest nigga SSHOLEPosts: 1517 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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4/23/2005 at 23:12 |
you do not love the razor, nor soap
what can I say
your smell perturbs me
coupled with hate for excess hair
I kick at your vagina with my feet
the tentacles fly at me
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slippedhole
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 234 Registered: 4/24/2004 Offline
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4/23/2005 at 23:30 |
LINKSWARM: rejoice as the world watches us turn trash posts into golden jewels of wit and superiority.
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eromreveN
Tender vittles  Posts: 9 Registered: 4/24/2005 Offline
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4/24/2005 at 14:32 |
Playboy? Why the fuck is dude wasting his time? The only thing not cheap about Playboy is the mansion.
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