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4/19/2005 at 08:19
Light 'em up!

I intend to smoke every hour, on the hour & on the half, from midnight to midight.

Its harder than you'd think.

What're y'all gonna do?






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4/19/2005 at 11:44

i'm having a birthday bash for Hitler






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4/19/2005 at 13:01

Shit! I've been packing bowls for six hours and just now realized that its only the 19th!

Let this be a lesson, Kids.....








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4/19/2005 at 13:21

that is too funny.....just a little pre-game plan.

+10 fer the Crumb animation






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4/19/2005 at 14:52

Did I get stuck in a time warp? My date/time stamp proclaims it is only 4/19!






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4/19/2005 at 18:52

The Good News is that there IS free ice cream at Ben & Jerry's Today 4-19. Mr. Goat Go get your Munchies on Sir!






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4/19/2005 at 22:20

The closest Ben & Jerry's is 60 miles away in Santa Maria, 2 blocks away from the Michael Jackson trial. I couldn't be altered enough for that freak show.

DumbSkull: "Did I get stuck in a time warp? My date/time stamp proclaims it is only 4/19!"

See above statement from six am.


I still stand by my earlier belief, taught to me in person by Tim Leary:

" It's not the short term memory loss, it's the long term memory gain; the things that only took a minute or two to happen now take twenty minutes or more to tell the story about, crowding out current events."

[Edited on 19/4/2005 by BeachGoat]






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4/19/2005 at 22:44

BeachGoat: DumbSkull: "Did I get stuck in a time warp? My date/time stamp proclaims it is only 4/19!"

See above statement from six am.

LAFFI. See above statement where she admitted re: a timewarp -- the irony.






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4/19/2005 at 22:50

i couldnt resist, i posted it in your birthday thread, but it also fits here i think:



" It's not the short term memory loss, it's the long term memory gain; the things that only took a minute or two to happen now take twenty minutes or more to tell the story about, crowding out current events."


First i wanted to write: whoa, in person, tim leary. dude.
After all, you met him, so what.
On the other side: he was a very fascinating person, from all which i read, saw, heard from him.
What was your impression?

I still like to quote leary, i have done this a few times with some agressive drunk dudes, and nobody could answer.
Verily, a smart way to fight dumbness.






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4/20/2005 at 00:02

That is pretty enough to be framed and hung on the wall.






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4/20/2005 at 00:29

Man what does 4/20 mean?

I could easily forget it...

That's why there is 4:20 twice a day! so you can forget the dumb date, just keep an eye on the clock.






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4/20/2005 at 00:47

4/20? Shit. I'm gonna sit back with a bottle of vodka, some porn and smell my dads balls like I have always done since the 3rd grade. Family traditions die hard.

[Edited on 20/4/2005 by Acidburn]






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4/20/2005 at 01:56

I'm going to go to class. THAT is how cool I am.






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4/20/2005 at 11:07

now it's 4-20, and ima spend my day....working






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4/20/2005 at 20:15

it's 4:17 EST on 4-20, I'm rolling down the windows and waiting to smell the breeze passing by.....






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4/20/2005 at 20:18

4:19 EST......






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4/20/2005 at 20:28

Since I'm not sure how pot will interact with this new stuff I'm taking for my thyroid, I sadly packed away my bowl and hookah. Another time, boys. Another time.

Making up for it with Corona on a hot summer day, though, very nice.
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4/21/2005 at 16:55

Newsflash...alcohol will have much more of an adverse affect on your thyroid meds than THC EVER will. Alcohol alters the pharmacokenetics (how its metabolized etc.) of EVERYTHING we take, eat, and smoke. HERB for thought.






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4/21/2005 at 20:38

Oh god damnit. I can't do anything right
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