BeachGoat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 431 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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4/17/2005 at 18:59 |
I have a friend who works at the animal shelter, and she was saying there's a goat there. The only other farm animal is a pot-bellied pig. The goat will hang out with the pig all day until someone goes out into the pen, then it runs out to the field and watches skittishly.
She commented on what great friends they had become.
No, I explained, Goats are prey animals. It can hear & smell all the dogs around. It hangs out with the pig because the pig just lays there. When people come out, the goat runs away and says, "Hey, look, there's perfectly good meat over there. And it's slow!"
In your group of friends, are you the goat? Or are you the one that everyone else will leave for the preditors?
"You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just need to be faster than the other guy. "
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache   SSHOLEPosts: 1691 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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4/17/2005 at 21:32 |
I'm more of the pig which evolved into the SOLO LOBO. After getting fuked over by "friends" I began to distance myself from ppl. I don't like this about myself, and I hate how people leave you hanging (kind of a shitty return on friendship). I am loyal to a fault, whenever I extend someone my friendship I'll fuking stand behind em.
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2525 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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4/18/2005 at 16:25 |
i'm the dogs, circling and circling
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I think you accidentally drew a hexapus.
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ragoo
We are not amused.  SSHOLEPosts: 686 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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4/18/2005 at 17:18 |
The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2525 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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4/18/2005 at 18:31 |
i love it in general when people imagine human values in animals
example:
Fat Old Lady In Mumu- "This is Maggie, my Pom..she thinks she's people"
Me- "oh, how interesting, wut do you mean"?
Fat Old Lady In Mumu- "she only eats wut i eat and she sits on the couch and watches tv"
Me- "i don't think she thinks she's people, i think she thinks you're a dog"
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I think you accidentally drew a hexapus.
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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4/18/2005 at 19:06 |
Hear hear Ghost.
The reason humans are the dominant species is because we don't run away from our preditors we hunt them using our knowledge and tools.
So by that logic I am the Man that saves both the pig and the goat from the dogs(so that I may eat them).
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Contrary to darwins natural selection theory we find that if the weaker of the species is killed then we also find that the stronger of the species will die within generations.
e.g. Man is stronger and faster than woman and children. However without women man can't breed and make children. And without children the species doesn't continue. Hence man must stop and fight back when the so called dogs are attacking.
So if you want me to choose then you'll need to accomadate those factors into your equation for I am neither pig or goat.
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1690 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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4/19/2005 at 00:30 |
qwerty: Contrary to darwins natural selection theory...
haha. what, you're a scientist instead of a jerkoff now? |
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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4/19/2005 at 02:36 |
mundhra: qwerty: Contrary to darwins natural selection theory...
haha. what, you're a scientist instead of a jerkoff now?
Yes...no wait I was never a jerkoff.
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