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Tender vittles

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4/15/2005 at 19:41

girls will laugh at you if you are ever able to get to the point where the actually want to see it. Learn how to add 2 to 3 extra feet to your penis at http://www.xsorbit2.com/users/eggburger3/index.cgi
http://www.xsorbit2.com/users/egg burger3/index.cgi
[Edited on 15/4/2005 by eggy]

[Edited on 15/4/2005 by eggy]

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Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get

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4/15/2005 at 19:43

What the hell is this shit?

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Bad Taste in your Mouth

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4/15/2005 at 19:45

Oh good, fuking eggburger is back.

You better be interesting this time around.

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Tender vittles

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4/15/2005 at 19:58

ohhh, we will be interesting. And YOU can jump in on the ground floor of the best site evAr if you act now!

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4/15/2005 at 20:12

eggy: ohhh, we will be interesting.

Not of your own volition, I'll bet. But no need for anxiety. I've made sure you're posting at at least 300% of your usual interest quotient.

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4/15/2005 at 20:14

HAHA! YES EGGBOOGER!

I SEE U HAVE BEEN DEALT YR JUST DESSERTS! YES? THE TEXTWAR BLADE HAS DROPPED LIKE JUSTICE THROUGH YR FEEBLE LITTTLE NECK! YES? ABANDONSHIP MOTHERFUKER!

THANK U FRANS

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4/15/2005 at 20:40

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dread pirate neckbeard

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4/15/2005 at 21:06

imfrans: {awesome image}

SWEET!

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It's insane, this guy's taint

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4/15/2005 at 21:06

Eggburger is a collection of the queerest man-fags around. Didn't you rump rangers try to do a OMG LOLZ FORUM INVASION on fazed, and fail miserably?

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4/15/2005 at 21:32

i've occasionally wondered what frans looked liek...exactly as i pictured.

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DARTH MENSES

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4/16/2005 at 01:18

I happen to have a Very Large Penis!

I just don't have it with me.....

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I'm assuming the position!

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4/16/2005 at 01:26

I have a huge dick, it is sitting right next to me checking its gmail and getting ready to get us kicked off the net again.

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I am El Chupacabra

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4/16/2005 at 01:27

I have 6 inches of dangling death.... rawr

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I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.

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4/16/2005 at 02:20

I have the biggest dick in the mental hospital.

And eggburger still sucks ass

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DARTH MENSES

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5/3/2005 at 19:27

Who is the eggburger? I have not heard of him before, in what ways has he sucked ass?

Other than this, because this is pretty bad.

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SIR BABYHEAD

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5/3/2005 at 19:29

basically the extent of his stay here consisted of trying to advertise some lame ass site. nothing more. that's why he sucks so bad

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5/3/2005 at 19:40

McGoatCheese: basically the extent of his stay here consisted of trying to advertise some lame ass site. nothing more. that's why he sucks so bad

I see, and so he thinks that continued advertising, under basically the same username will make him get the ultimate internet success or something?

I think that falls very solidly under the definition of "dumbass"

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my balls your chin, get used to that idea

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5/3/2005 at 21:25

eggy: ohhh, we will be interesting. And YOU can jump in on the ground floor of the best site evAr if you act now!

You sir, are a shamless fucktard of the third degree.
(see Sofickingwat for hiearchy info)

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5/5/2005 at 00:37

imfrans:

i think that is the best image i have ever seen on the internet, EVER.

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5/5/2005 at 01:03

Ride your dong pony back to the saloon, fag.

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DARTH MENSES

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5/5/2005 at 01:32

Shweet - I'm still the sir fucktard the head of the knights fucktard, right? RIGHT?

Say something! OMG!

[Edited on 5/5/2005 by sofickingwat]

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I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.

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5/5/2005 at 06:17

Yes. You are.

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DARTH MENSES

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5/5/2005 at 08:06

Thanks Azron. I was scared for a moment there. Now I can sleep.

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5/6/2005 at 23:49

Eggy, don't make me spend money I ain't got to take that avatar from you, or more to get my own. Flip the script fag, the ocelot is mine.

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SENATOR BABYHEAD

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5/6/2005 at 23:50

Actually , I have a rather large penis, ot just doesn't get much use anymore.

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Tender vittles

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8/23/2005 at 14:24

faggburger 5|_|x0r5 bigtime

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Putting the semen in amusement

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8/23/2005 at 22:41

I'll add a foot to your penis, and one to your ass too.

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DARTH MENSES

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8/23/2005 at 22:52

shitbox:

eggy: ohhh, we will be interesting. And YOU can jump in on the ground floor of the best site evAr if you act now!

You sir, are a shamless fucktard of the third degree.
(see Sofickingwat for hiearchy info)

Eggy - Anymore shenanigans like this spam shit and you will be thrown out of my order! Now stop sucking (dick) and start bieng a funny monkey. Dance monkey! Dance!

Wait, why would I want my penis any bigger? Do you have any ball shrinking pills or sac reduction surgery? Cause I keep sitting on mine! Seriously!

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DARTH MENSES

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8/23/2005 at 22:54

dagwood: Gimme my avatar blah blah...

I dunno if you have noticed but your avatar isn't the ocelot anymore. Just sayin....

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dread pirate neckbeard

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8/23/2005 at 23:06

WELCOME TO FOUR MONTHS AGO, IDIOTS

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