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4/2/2005 at 23:01
I went away, gone drinking,
get some entertainment, i couldnt and i wouldnt get this part from Soul
Music from Terry Pratchet
out of my mind.
I changed my signature to it.
I rated my friends according to it,
i rated the people in the bar.
Iam balancing between both positions, like you do, but, for the
most time i agree with death.

So, well here it is:

"This is all... ah i dont know"
Death bended down, till his head was on the height of the girl.
DIDNT YOU RECOGNIZE, THAT MOST HUMANS ARE DUMB AND WASTING THEIR LIVES?
DIDNT YOU LOOKED DOWN FROM BINKYS BACK TO THE CITY, AND DIDNT YOU THOUGHT HOW SIMILAR IT IS TO AN ANTHILL?
AN ANTHILL FULL OF BLIND CREATURES, WHO THINK THEIR LITTLE WORLD IS REAL...
YOU SEE THE LITTLE WINDOWS AND YOU WANT TO IMAGINE THAT INTERESTING STORYS ARE HAPPENING BEHIND THEM. BUT, YOU KNOW, THAT THERE ARE ONLY
BORING STORIES, BORING SOULS, FOOD-CONSUMERS, WHICH ARE MISTAKING THEIR
INSTINKS FOR FEELINGS, AND BELIEVING THAT THEIR BANAL LIVE IS MORE IMPORTANT THEN A BREEZE OF AIR.
The blue glow in the empty eye socket were unperpendicular deep,and seems to suck Susannes thoughts.
"No" she whispered. "No i didnt thought this, ever"
Death tightens his apperance proptly, and turned. WELL, THIS KIND OF IMAGINATION IS HELPFUL SOMETIMES.

[Edited on 2/4/2005 by Sachsenpaule]

[Edited on 2/4/2005 by Sachsenpaule]






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4/3/2005 at 02:07

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4/3/2005 at 09:31

Haha, you, you.. Food-Consuming Anthill uhm guy.

If you live in a city, you see more people then i do per day.
Come on, you never thought it?
Do you live in mushrooms with your blue friends singing "lalalalalala" all the day?






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4/3/2005 at 16:10

la, lala la lahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

sorry, had to finish it off there.

I wouldn't insult ants by comparing them to humans, their society is much more efficient, prosperous, and put together than we could ever hope to achieve.

And besides, insects really ARE important. If it weren't for them, who would eat Terri Schiavo?








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4/3/2005 at 17:06

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4/3/2005 at 17:53

the pope.

I wouldn't insult ants by comparing them to humans, their society is much more efficient, prosperous, and put together than we could ever hope to achieve.


Plus they are fascistic.
Fashism without beurocracy, the dream of everybody, with him on the top.
The more i think about it, insects are real cool, even without viewing them with microscopes.
If you are telling humans that their houses are burning they act like "mind you own stuff asshole".
If you are telling the king bad news, then you will maybe see your body from an unknown perspective becourse your head isnt longer attached on it.
In the case of ants: they inmediatly extinguish the fire.
And in the evening they meet each other and drink tiny cups of beer, ant-beer. And everybody can say "i helped saving the world today".






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4/4/2005 at 12:23

Sachsenpaule: the pope.And in the evening they meet each other and drink tiny cups of beer, ant-beer. And everybody can say "i helped saving the world today".

Dude ants drown in beer.

Or is that worms?

Or was that a dream I had?






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4/4/2005 at 12:27

I had an ant farm....them dudes can't grow shit!






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4/4/2005 at 17:11

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4/5/2005 at 05:53

got a beer dude i cant think know hello spinsssss
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