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National Steak & Blow Job Day Has COME at Last!         1532 reads

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3/25/2005 at 21:56
Today, March 25, is Nat'l. Steak & Blow Job Day! Whose idea it was I don't know, but it's only 1:30 p.m. here, the rib-eyes are still marinating, and my ol' man has already been "devastated" once (his words, not mine!). And the day is young yet, even if we're not.

So you LADIES out there (or guys if it applies...) who have a loving man you truly appreciate, this would be a really good way and a really good day to show him just how much!

It's WAYYYYY better than pondering on Good Friday or sitting around waiting for Terri Schiavo to finish dying. But it would be kinda cool if she died on the same day as Jesus did...maybe between blow jobs!

If ya love yer guy, give him a kiss --- Happy Spring, everybody! Happy Fall, Dragonstaff!






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3/26/2005 at 13:48

I would like a graphic description of the ribeyes, plz






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3/26/2005 at 19:05

Just under 1 lb. each, super tender & juicy, but hubby did the marinade -- it's his secret recipe, so I can't elaborate, and he can't walk today. Hope I wasn't too crude running off at the mouth like that; guess I was just feelin' kinda cocky!

(I told my son's girlfriend about S & BJ D on Wednesday; last night she called me all giggly and giddy to tell me that my son wanted her to thank me for him! How cute is that?)






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6/18/2005 at 12:28

At my house every day is steak and blowjob day.

Every day is Valentines day too.






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6/18/2005 at 20:08

Major props to Hellkat! You are a lucky man, Az






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6/18/2005 at 20:32

in Japan it's called Snake And Browjar day






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6/19/2005 at 02:00

RoozleRose: Major props to Hellkat! You are a lucky man, Az


Yes I really am. I know it and I take some time every day to let her know that I know.






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