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3/23/2005 at 14:26
This is awesome.

This is the first pornsite I've found in years that I'd actually advertise to swarmers. When you first load it up, it looks just like every crappy scam site out there, except that it's real. It's huge, it's updated constantly, there's no spam, no popups, and no bullshit -- and it's completely free. When you sign up through that link above and respond to the confirmation email, I make a bit of loose change.

See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.

The thread below is what brought you here, but chances are by now the images are broken, the passwords don't work, and you can't get shit to load. You're welcome to try, of course, but This is your best bet.



Don't forget to respond to the confirmation email , or you won't get in, so check your spam filter, pervert.



This message is only shown to anonymous peeps coming in from other websites looking for porn. Registered users are not shown any ads here.

Now, on to the original post...
It's been done to death but I had alot of fun talking to this dude.

[14:20] {@vasudeva} yes?
[14:20] {Qwerty} ?
[14:24] {Qwerty} http://www.playhef.com/
[14:24] {poisonSock} Playboy - The Mansion
[14:24] {Qwerty} Playboy has released a PC games
[14:42] *** eastman (ChangeThis@218.27.54.244) joined
[14:42] {eastman} hi
[14:43] {Qwerty} hi
[14:43] {Qwerty} wat up
[14:43] {Qwerty} will you be my nigga?
[14:43] {eastman} what is the meaning of the word "wat"
[14:43] {@vasudeva} HAIL EASTMAN
[14:43] {Qwerty} word d0g u be bitchin
[14:44] {eastman} nigga?I can't catch you
[14:44] {Qwerty} wat means sour cream
[14:44] {eastman} hi,vasudeva
[14:44] {Qwerty} so I have sourcream on my up or roof
[14:44] {Qwerty} it's aussie slang
[14:44] {Qwerty} nigga means friend of another ethnic group
[14:45] {Qwerty} e.g. If I am Australian and you are not then you are a nigga
[14:45] {eastman} ha,I am chinese
[14:45] {eastman} My English is not very good
[14:45] {@vasudeva} you are a liar
[14:45] {Qwerty} eastman has good english?
[14:46] {Qwerty} why u lie to me eastman?
[14:46] {eastman} No,I didn't lie
[14:46] {@vasudeva} LIE
[14:46] {Qwerty} I thought we were nigga's!!
[14:47] {Qwerty} hell I was gonna invite you round for nacho's
[14:47] {eastman} I am live in Jilin provice in china
[14:47] {eastman} what is the meaning of "nacho's"
[14:48] {eastman} vasudeva,why do you said that I lie
[14:48] {Qwerty} nacho's is the tastiest food in the whole wide world
[14:48] {Qwerty} first get a hotdoh
[14:48] {Qwerty} hotdog
[14:49] {Qwerty} and then you cover it with sour cream
[14:49] {Qwerty} wrap it in a cornchip role
[14:49] {eastman} I find my English is so bad that I can't understand you all
[14:49] {Qwerty} and then put it in your mouth
[14:50] {eastman} where are you
[14:50] {Qwerty} hence why I have sourcream on my roof, I was eating my nacho
[14:50] {eastman} thank for your explaining
[14:50] {Qwerty} I am from Australia
[14:50] {Qwerty} what is china like?
[14:51] {eastman} a large country
[14:51] {eastman} but not very rich
[14:51] {Qwerty} do you have lots of animals?
[14:52] {eastman} a beautiful country
[14:52] {@vasudeva} @lsuser tantrum
[14:52] {poisonSock} http://www.linkswarm.com/modules.php?name=Your_Account&op=userinfo&uname=tantrum
[14:52] {eastman} yes,there are many animals in our country
[14:53] {Qwerty} what sort of animals?
[14:53] {Qwerty} Do you have any platypus's?
[14:53] {Qwerty} we have lots of them down here
[14:54] {Qwerty} they're so cool cause the swim good and also can jump really high
[14:55] {Qwerty} Here's a picture of me and a platypus http://www.bigata.com/COPS/natacha/Australie/John%20Wamsley%20&%20platypus.JPG
[14:55] {Qwerty} do you have a picture eastman?
[14:56] {eastman} what is your job
[14:56] {eastman} what picture do you want
[14:56] {Qwerty} A picture of you
[14:56] {@vasudeva} do you have a picture of you eating fetus soup?
[14:56] {@vasudeva} with large chunks of real baby?
[14:56] {Qwerty} :) I'll save that for later
[14:56] {Qwerty} when me and Eastman are better friends
[14:57] {@vasudeva} i'm talking to eastman, you prick
[14:57] {@vasudeva} he's the chinee
[14:57] {Qwerty} wotak!
[14:57] {eastman} how can I send them to you
[14:57] {Qwerty} via the email
[14:58] {Qwerty} or if you climb to the top of Changbaishan and throw it really hard you might reach me
[14:58] {eastman} vasudeva,I don't know what is fetus soup
[14:58] {@vasudeva} you know what is a human fetus?
[14:58] {Qwerty} oh I do
[14:58] {Qwerty} pick me
[14:59] {eastman} haha,you know Changbaishan,that's good
[14:59] {eastman} to vasudeva,yes I know
[15:00] {@vasudeva} k
[15:00] {@vasudeva} you know what is soup?
[15:00] {Qwerty} What does Dragon Bird taste like?
[15:00] {Qwerty} can you cook it in soup like chocolate monkey soup?
[15:00] {eastman} to vasudeva,yes I know
[15:00] {@vasudeva} k
[15:00] {@vasudeva} fetus soup
[15:01] {@vasudeva} put the two ideas together into one idea
[15:01] {eastman} what is Dragon Bird
[15:01] {Qwerty} Rare birds, such as the flying Dragon Bird, also make their home in this mountain forest.
[15:01] {Qwerty} near Changbaishan
[15:02] {eastman} I have never heard Dragon Bird
[15:02] {Qwerty} Vasudeva: That soup tastes yummy
[15:03] {eastman} to vasudeva,but we don't cook fetus
[15:03] {@vasudeva} qwerty
[15:03] {@vasudeva} you are such a fucking jew
[15:03] {Qwerty} http://www.christianbradley.com/personal/gallery2/dragonbird/S-wrthrc.jpg
[15:03] {@vasudeva} do you know that?
[15:04] {Qwerty} If by Jew you mean Platypus Lover then yes
[15:04] {@vasudeva} i mean you're a fucking jewbag
[15:05] {Qwerty} A dragonbird can also be found at http://www.lemonparty.org/#mountainBirds/DragonBird/Gallery1.html
[15:06] {eastman} Bueatiful animal,but I never see
[15:07] {Qwerty} yes Eastman I like animals
[15:07] {@vasudeva} @lsuser slippedhole
[15:07] {poisonSock} http://www.linkswarm.com/modules.php?name=Your_Account&op=userinfo&uname=slippedhole
[15:08] {Qwerty} W000t thanks Vas
[15:08] {eastman} I boubt if it is real in the world
[15:08] {Qwerty} If it's not real how come there are some many websites about it
[15:09] {eastman} when and where it lived
[15:10] {eastman} Are you a student?
[15:11] {Qwerty} I'm too old to be a student
[15:11] {Qwerty} didn't you look at my pic with the platypus?
[15:12] {Qwerty} http://www.lemonparty.org/#Gallery/Platypus/me.jpg
[15:12] {Qwerty} how old are you eastman?
[15:13] {eastman} I am 28
[15:14] {Qwerty} do you like my picture? (please stop private messages in IRC my chat program gives me errors
[15:15] {eastman} yes,I like that picture,a grandfatherly man and a lovely animal
[15:16] {eastman} would you like to tell me why do you come to this chat room
[15:16] {eastman} Is it a very famous chat room
[15:16] {@vasudeva} yes
[15:16] {Qwerty} Yes it's famous
[15:17] {@vasudeva} john goodman comes in here a lot
[15:17] {Qwerty} I come here alot because I like to talk to real American movie stars like John Goodman
[15:18] {Qwerty} he's a nigga just like you eastman
[15:18] {eastman} oh,sorry,I don't know him
[15:20] {Qwerty} Vasudeva can explain I'm going to bed.
[15:20] {Qwerty} you make a very good nigga eastman
[15:20] {Qwerty} I will dream of our chat
[15:20] {Qwerty} and my platypus
[15:21] Disconnected (2005-03-23 15:21:22)

[Edited on 23/3/2005 by qwerty]






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3/23/2005 at 16:43

Will you be my nigga?

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3/23/2005 at 17:32

Private message:
--- Log opened Wed Mar 23 09:03:41 2005
09:03 eastman> why do you say fucking jew
09:03 vasudeva> cause it's true
09:03 eastman> you don't like jew,do you
09:04 vasudeva> jew is cool!
09:04 eastman> where are you from
09:04 vasudeva> jewlandia
09:04 vasudeva> you?
09:06 eastman> Changchun,China
09:09 eastman> Are you an American
09:10 vasudeva> kinda
09:10 vasudeva> you?
09:10 eastman> I don't know the place you said
09:11 eastman> I think you don't know my hometown too
09:11 vasudeva> right on bro
09:13 eastman> what is your job
09:15 vasudeva> do you like chatting with me?
09:16 eastman> yes,it's my favor
09:17 vasudeva> do you want to cyber fucksex it
09:17 eastman> My English is bad,If I have any error in gramer,please tell me
09:18 eastman> I can't catch you
09:18 vasudeva> soupy fucksex cyberfuck
09:19 eastman> I still don't know
09:19 eastman> are you a male or a female
09:19 vasudeva> here ull show you
09:19 vasudeva> open yoru mouth
09:19 vasudeva> tell m e when your mouth is opened
09:19 vasudeva> so i'm going to shit in it
09:20 eastman> no,I don't like chatting with you,bye
09:20 vasudeva> no wait
09:20 vasudeva> ok i am friendly
09:20 vasudeva> ok!?
09:21 vasudeva> hi
09:21 vasudeva> ok
09:21 vasudeva> so
09:21 vasudeva> you therE?
--- Log closed Wed Mar 23 09:26:52 2005

Meanwhile back in the gayville Qwerty created:

09:20 Qwerty> you make a very good nigga eastman
09:20 Qwerty> I will dream of our chat
09:20 Qwerty> and my platypus
09:21 <<< Qwerty [~Qwerty@CPE-203-51-82-27.nsw.bigpond.net.au] has quitted
09:21 eastman> thank for your chatting
09:22 eastman> bye,my friend
09:22 vasudeva> ok eastman
09:22 vasudeva> r u ready
09:22 eastman> no
09:22 vasudeva> ok
09:22 vasudeva> you get ready
09:23 eastman> I think I know what is your mean,but I don't like it
09:23 vasudeva> what?
09:23 vasudeva> i am friendly with u now.
09:23 vasudeva> ok, like niggas.
09:24 eastman> how old are you
09:24 vasudeva> 14
09:25 vasudeva> big boobs, decent cock
09:25 eastman> you are so young,you should grow healthy
09:25 vasudeva> sry
09:25 vasudeva> i meant 21
09:25 vasudeva> damn keyboard lol
09:26 eastman> which websit do you visit regularly
09:26 vasudeva> linkswarm.com
09:27 vasudeva> and then lemonparty.com right after
09:27 eastman> ha,here?
09:27 eastman> which is the most famous websit in your country
09:27 vasudeva> http://www.linkswarm.com/
09:27 vasudeva> solid
09:27 poisonSock> LinkSwarm.com -- Giving Lindsey Lohan the Presidential Medal of Freedom for Christmas
09:27 vasudeva> see?
09:28 vasudeva> the president hangs out on linkswarm.com
09:28 eastman> I want to know where I can download some American film
09:29 eastman> really,you say the president
09:29 vasudeva> the president of the american usa
09:29 vasudeva> yeahs
09:30 eastman> which chat room attract more people
09:30 vasudeva> #megarad
09:30 vasudeva> do you wish to speak to the american usa pres.?
09:31 eastman> there are too few people here
09:31 vasudeva> FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CHINK
09:31 vasudeva> WHAT A JERK
09:31 vasudeva> GAH
09:31 eastman> no,he do nothing to me
09:32 vasudeva> do you love the bangles?
09:32 vasudeva> and their music.
09:33 eastman> do you have girl friend
09:33 vasudeva> a couple
09:33 vasudeva> do u?
09:34 <<< eastman [ChangeThis@218.27.54.244] has quitted
09:35 >>> ChangeThis [ChangeThis@218.27.54.244] has joined
09:36 <<< ChangeThis [ChangeThis@218.27.54.244] has quitted
09:38 vasudeva> fag







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3/23/2005 at 18:39

I imagine eastman looking something like pchimp's avatar, except less slick.
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3/23/2005 at 19:56

thank you for saving this thread, vas. for a moment there I was wallowing in teh gay created by our own little pedophile, TEH SQWERTMASTAH. see http://tinyurl.com/8ty for reference

[Edited on 23/3/2005 by straydog1980]






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