ghostrider
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3/21/2005 at 21:30 |
One of the things I love about the new formats that have taken place in the recent months are the members' quotes at the bottom of pages. I refresh from time to time to read them. Although i heart being included a couple of times, i'd love this to be an evolving feature, with new quotes added weekly.
don't hit me
[Edited on 21/3/2005 by ghostrideryyz]
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I think you accidentally drew a hexapus.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4618 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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3/21/2005 at 21:33 |
i'd love to this be an evolving feature, with new quotes added weekly.
So start being funny, motherfucker.
I've kept a file of good LS quotes for a long time. I never knew what I was going to do with it. Then one fine day I came across Zapple denigrating us on TNFZ and found it too good to not share with everyone all the time.
The rest is clitsory.
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1690 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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3/21/2005 at 22:29 |
i find it irritating that i can't pause a page refresh in order to read a quote.
i also find it irritating that ghost is included in the quotes. just because. |
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 953 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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3/21/2005 at 23:19 |
don't hit me
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1546 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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3/22/2005 at 00:02 |
I find it irritating that the only quote on this little F5-party you cunts are throwing is something I did for a different website altogether. I'm sure there's something from Linkswarm itself that could be used.
Or, I'm just being a bitchy cunt and should stfu.
Do you agree or are you homosexual?
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BeachGoat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 431 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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3/22/2005 at 18:41 |
I agree you're homosexual.
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straydog1980
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 531 Registered: 6/16/2004 Offline
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3/22/2005 at 18:49 |
BeachGoat: I agree you're homosexual.
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[Edited on 22/3/2005 by straydog1980]
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SexNinja
the illest nigga SSHOLEPosts: 1546 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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3/22/2005 at 19:36 |
Took you long enough.
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2525 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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3/22/2005 at 23:32 |
there will always be SexNinja quotes, just not for the reasons he thinks.
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MstrLance ~
I think you accidentally drew a hexapus.
Dent ~I did, didn't I. |
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Heather
DARTH MENSES Got Textwar? Posts: 738 Registered: 11/24/2004 Offline
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3/23/2005 at 22:44 |
isn't it possible that all of us are just some nutty guys in our parent's basement who post weird shit on Linkswarm in between sessions on furious masturbation? -Uart
so what if i'm a pro-daemian cockfaggot? -Metatron
I'm going to vasudeva's tonight and by gunpoint i'm going to force him to smash LinkSwarm to pieces. I don't care how long or how many bottles of Tequila it takes. -Hobo
I like to get full on sassy with the quote box, quotation marks, italics and bold tagging the quoted. -Loki
reading a seemingly innocent forum, one might find cock avators a plenty and the occasional pic of a giant pussy with an eye poking out. Steel
Who knows, perhaps your answers will get published someday as breakthrough research. But I don't think so. Mad Turk
SHIT, the next thing ya know there will be a kiddy Korner with Barney reading stories to H0B0 and LK. FUCK! Dumbskull
I like a good eel movie or a beheading just like anyone else, but this whore box bullshit is what I'm here to avoid. Beachgoat
RANS IS MONITORING THIS SITUATION AND MEDITATING ON THE NEW IMPREGNATION OF MAGGOT BEASTS IN OUR FORESKIN/LABIA FLESH! Frans
LinkSwarm, as a collective, should run for president. Any enemies of the U.S. would be textwar'd. Ghostrideryyz
So as my first entry I thought I would be a fagatron
nocal
yeah, congratulations
JACKASS! Mundra
I'd be willing to give it a shot, especially if I could also levitate. Vasudeva
YEAH! WERD! OUR TERRORIST ATTACKS ARE BETTER THAN YOURS! Tantrum
I kinda like being a cunt anywayz 
Did you sex0r any london hookers? Like Lefen? Qwerty
It really breaks my heart to know that somewhere someone needs the sweet sweet lovin', but I can't deliver because my car is stuck in the mud. GDR
ADMIN EDIT: APPARENTLY YOU CAN'T CAPITALIZE ANY OF YOUR QUOTE TAGS, GENIUS. |
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Clamis_Apocalypicae
Tender vittles  Posts: 18 Registered: 10/11/2004 Offline
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3/23/2005 at 23:09 |
remember the alamo
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straydog1980
DARTH MENSES Posts: 531 Registered: 6/16/2004 Offline
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3/23/2005 at 23:13 |
i am personally offended by my lack of quote worthiness.
and this thread. in that order.
bitches
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Pchimp
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 159 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline
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3/23/2005 at 23:27 |
The horror of unbound quote tags...
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magicchex
Fuckin' your bitches and stealin' your cars since 1985.  SSHOLEPosts: 561 Registered: 1/5/2005 Offline
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3/23/2005 at 23:32 |
ADMIN EDIT: HAHA YOU MADE IT HAPPEN AGAIN BECAUSE YOU INCLUDED HEATHER'S CAPITALISED QUOTE TAG YOU FUCKASS.
that was the idea sir
[Edited on 3/24/2005 by vasudeva]
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4618 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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3/24/2005 at 00:14 |
Heather: so what if i'm a pro-daemian cockfaggot? -Metatron
I find this personally pleasing, though it won't travel well outside of 20 or 30 heads.
I like a good eel movie or a beheading just like anyone else, but this whore box bullshit is what I'm here to avoid. Beachgoat
Perfect, except even I don't remember what a whore box is.
LinkSwarm, as a collective, should run for president. Any enemies of the U.S. would be textwar'd. Ghostrideryyz
Gold. This one stands on its own, which is all I ask of anything.
I'd be willing to give it a shot, especially if I could also levitate. vasudeva
I'd like to know what the fuk I was talking about.
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Heather
DARTH MENSES Got Textwar?Posts: 738 Registered: 11/24/2004 Offline
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3/24/2005 at 02:29 |
I guess I just can't imagine somebody seriously weaving such a web of suck.
lord kahuna
i don't want to see that shit, and I hope I don't. However, if the link is there, I won't be able to not click it. The e-devil inside me will take control.
straydog
Dingo scat is worth billions I say , Billions.
dragonstaff
Hey SNMD i`ll help w/some coin if you find a hooker who takes paypal.
fastlane
I practice strict nihilistic hedonism, and appreciate a little sadism in my lovers.
littlebabypissmouth
this Bush thing has bored the fucking scabies off my skin.
dent
I have found the asscrack of the internet.
ragoo
I truely hate Frans.
slippedhole
Sometimes I use LS as a warm wet fucktoy to fill the existential void in my soul.
freakmachine
The problem might be that SexNinja is surrounded by West Coast Morons. What he needs is an East Coast Psycho.
Azron
check the expiration date on the CD's. I'm pretty sure they may have spoiled.
Dr Cube
I WILL STING YOUR NADBAG
Relli
Surely if you want to spread the word of God, you can at least attempt to do it without being a condescending little twat?
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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3/24/2005 at 02:38 |
I am honored to be mentioned, even though I am pretty sure that that wasn't me who said that, but rather mundhra replying to my very similar assertion which went as such:
Also, isn't it possible that Frans is just some nutty guy in his parent's basement who posts weird shit on Linkswarm in between sessions of furious masturbation?
Also, that quote about lefen being a London hooker is gold.
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Heather
DARTH MENSES Got Textwar?Posts: 738 Registered: 11/24/2004 Offline
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3/24/2005 at 15:08 |
Uart,
Nop
Though Mundra did quote you. |
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard SSHOLEPosts: 1690 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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3/24/2005 at 16:15 |
mundhra: Uart: Also, isn't it possible that Frans is just some nutty guy in his parent's basement who posts weird shit on Linkswarm in between sessions on furious masturbation?
Also, isn't it possible that all of us are just some nutty guy s in our parent's basement who post weird shit on Linkswarm in between sessions on furious masturbation?
SURVEY SAYS...
YIS
Heather: isn't it possible that all of us are just some nutty guys in our parent's basement who post weird shit on Linkswarm in between sessions on furious masturbation? -Uart
i got two quotes on the list and i didn't even have to use subterfuge. BOO-YAH.
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Heather
DARTH MENSES Got Textwar?Posts: 738 Registered: 11/24/2004 Offline
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8/30/2005 at 21:24 |
vasudeva:
KILL ALL SNAKES
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 979 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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8/31/2005 at 00:24 |
Acutely absent are my words...thats ok because my ass hurts.
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2525 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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8/31/2005 at 00:39 |
crapalicious: not the pants again
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2525 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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8/31/2005 at 00:46 |
Jesus Christ: fukin M&M's keep falling through my hands
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MstrLance ~
I think you accidentally drew a hexapus.
Dent ~I did, didn't I. |
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dagwood
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 425 Registered: 12/19/2004 Offline
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8/31/2005 at 01:27 |
IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhil
What kind of man admits to playing someone else's shitstained flute in an outhouse?
Vas: If insects were all giggly and cartoony like something out of Roger Rabbit, then we'd be cool, but they're not. They're gross and creepy and travel places they shouldn't.
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dagwood
DARTH MENSES Posts: 425 Registered: 12/19/2004 Offline
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8/31/2005 at 01:49 |
Vas: It must be some sort of prison ass habit, I surmise; life in a cellblock teaching her that more than two or four sheets of crude single-ply in two hasty wipes against the old dirty was asking for a shiv in the neck so Lucy the Dirt-Fish can nab the top bunk for a night.
LOL classic dunno how I found it, that story rocks grossly
I ain't doing no damn quote tags
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DonQuixote
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 641 Registered: 4/22/2005 Offline
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8/31/2005 at 02:40 |
I've been having such a giant shit of a day and it only gets worse.
I don't have any quotes in the rotation. Not even the "armchair faggot" one that vas liked so much!
My fav is LK's - "My stomach is like a peep condo" ITs just fucking hilarious cause I imagine some chubby guy sitting there eating peeps and then all of a sudden realizing that he is stuffed full of marshmallowy Peep goodness, then he feels the need to express it on the internetz. There's this whole mental movie I have going on in my head that if anyone else ever saw they'd vomit shards of their own pelvis.
Off Topic - The "Troll" journal will keep me laughing for days. There has to be a fuckload of golden quotes in there, not from me though cause I'm all clueless and shit.
[Edited on 31/8/2005 by sofickingwat]
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Mofo
dont give a shit  SSHOLEPosts: 442 Registered: 2/8/2004 Offline
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8/31/2005 at 02:58 |
magicchex> wtf ragoo
magicchex> i come back into IRC for 10 seconds
magicchex> see one line
magicchex> and no longer want to live
I see this quote more than any other quote on there. I've refreshed the page, and gotten it multiple times in a row. |
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ragoo
We are not amused.  SSHOLEPosts: 686 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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8/31/2005 at 03:31 |
Mofo:
magicchex> wtf ragoo
magicchex> i come back into IRC for 10 seconds
magicchex> see one line
magicchex> and no longer want to live
I see this quote more than any other quote on there. I've refreshed the page, and gotten it multiple times in a row.
Haha. I wish I could find the image that prompted that comment. JPEG HORROR!
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 917 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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8/31/2005 at 03:59 |
If you're gonna get qoutes, hit the irc room, that's some of the funniest shit ever. Sometimes I go in there just to clean my monitor with my yapspittle.
Anything that comes out of Freakmachine's mouth is always worthy of a qoute. That dude is fucked.
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 917 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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8/31/2005 at 04:00 |
P.S. Heather, I know you club-lipped me.
Sincerely,
Fucking cunt
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