LinkSwarm Forums Index > Newb Posting Pit > newbs LinkSwarm Forums Register | Member List | Search | FAQ | Stats < Hello All, Im a N00B!    1    2      3     >> ah salaam aleichem > New Topic  Post Reply newbs         4751 reads magicchex Fuckin' your bitches and stealin' your cars since 1985. SSHOLE Posts: 561 Registered: 1/5/2005 Offline 3/21/2005 at 05:33 I feel like recently there's been an influx of newbies posting. REVEAL YOURSELVES SIRS. (hah i finally am at the point where OTHERS are new wooo)   Dumbskull I'm assuming the position! SSHOLE Posts: 1935 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline 3/21/2005 at 12:50 Hah I am finally pointing out that you are a dumb cunt who likes to be tea bagged by old homeless men who have not washed in weeks. EDIT: BANNED [Edited on 3/21/2005 by vasudeva] ____________________ Easier to get into than a community college. Direct URL ghostrider liberal exit SSHOLE Posts: 2525 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline 3/21/2005 at 12:56 HAH I am finally pointing out.... i got nothin ____________________ MstrLance ~ I think you accidentally drew a hexapus. Dent ~I did, didn't I. Direct URL HellKat SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 177 Registered: 1/19/2005 Offline 3/21/2005 at 15:21 what does EDIT: BANNED mean and why does it happen? I thought we were allowed to say anything here and nobody gave a shit? Just a curious n00b myself. ____________________ am I ignorant or apathetic? don't know, don't care..... Direct URL vasudeva Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLE Posts: 4618 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline 3/21/2005 at 15:37 I banned Dumbskull for ignoring all my polite hints about derailing yet another worthwhile thread with random pointless dreck. Apparently, this didn't didn't do any good, since the thread, which seemed so full of promise, is now fully derailed. ____________________ slippedhole> I am on to you and your evil intentions. I am the true protector of this website and am willing to do battle with you. Direct URL Gothmog busy lil bee bzz bzz bzz! SSHOLE Posts: 214 Registered: 12/12/2003 Offline 3/21/2005 at 15:57 Today is a great day for Linkswarm. ____________________ "There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line." - Oscar Levant Direct URL HOBO * b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit') SSHOLE Posts: 1148 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline 3/21/2005 at 16:09 THE SWARM IS TEH WINNAR!!!!! ____________________ " I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." ~Spock~ Direct URL IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhil SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 244 Registered: 3/17/2005 Offline 3/21/2005 at 16:30 There. back on track. i've been lurking the swarm for a few good months/year. Why do you want me to reveal myself? I don't do that. But I can gladly post pictures of freaks that do. ____________________ If you include a null character Direct URL putterfeld Tender vittles Posts: 33 Registered: 3/18/2005 Offline 3/21/2005 at 16:33 I'm here...what do you want? Direct URL Pchimp SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 159 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline 3/21/2005 at 17:09 putterfeld: I'm here...what do you want? To tickle the soft tissue of your reptilian complex, and receive a mental reacharound in exchange. To fuel the fire of an absurdist revolution with reparte and scooby snacks. To laugh at your physical and mental deformities. To enjoy vinegary snacks. Welcome, enjoy the next few hours. Soon it will be feeding time. V forever. ____________________ Weebles wobble but they don't fall down Direct URL magicchex Fuckin' your bitches and stealin' your cars since 1985. SSHOLE Posts: 561 Registered: 1/5/2005 Offline 3/21/2005 at 17:23 IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhil: Why do you want me to reveal myself? putterfeld: I'm here...what do you want? so i can make a mental list for future reference Direct URL Heather DARTH MENSES Got Textwar? Posts: 738 Registered: 11/24/2004 Offline 3/21/2005 at 17:36 Vingary snacks? Heretic. Direct URL putterfeld Tender vittles Posts: 33 Registered: 3/18/2005 Offline 3/21/2005 at 17:53 To enjoy vinegary snacks. I'm told my ass tastes a little bitter, is that close enough for you? Direct URL Uart DARTH MENSES Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline 3/21/2005 at 20:53 I'm new to the whole "having an account" thing. Does that count? I found this place after I got eternally banned from Fark.com (so I guess I feel Dumbskull's pain). Been lurking for a while, but the constant need to procrastinate led me to break down and sign up. Direct URL ghostrider liberal exit SSHOLE Posts: 2525 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline 3/21/2005 at 20:57 but the constant need to procrastinate led me to break down and sign up. if yer from Fark, it's understandable that yer sentence makes no sense. /just sayin [Edited on 21/3/2005 by ghostrideryyz] ____________________ MstrLance ~ I think you accidentally drew a hexapus. Dent ~I did, didn't I. Direct URL vasudeva Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLE Posts: 4618 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline 3/21/2005 at 21:05 Uart: I'm new to the whole "having an account" thing. Does that count? I think so. I found this place after I got eternally banned from Fark.com Haha. What'd you do? (so I guess I feel Dumbskull's pain). Feel Dumbskull's pain now. Feel the pain of Dumbskull soon. ____________________ slippedhole> I am on to you and your evil intentions. I am the true protector of this website and am willing to do battle with you. Direct URL mundhra dread pirate neckbeard SSHOLE Posts: 1690 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline 3/21/2005 at 21:25 vasudeva: Feel Dumbskull's pain now. Feel the pain of Dumbskull soon. :| Direct URL Uart DARTH MENSES Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline 3/21/2005 at 21:38 I found this place after I got eternally banned from Fark.com Haha. What'd you do? There was a string of Photoshops that the Nazi's over at Fark decided were "inappropriate" or something. Including this one, from "photoshop a Thunderbirds vehicle": Anyway, so I was essentially on my last thread apparently, and then I lent my "other" account to a friend who trolled up a storm and got us both evicted. That was maybe two years ago. They're pretty good about blocking me. I can change ISP's and create a new account, I guess, but why bother? Direct URL ghostrider liberal exit SSHOLE Posts: 2525 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline 3/21/2005 at 21:42 I created an account after hearing from friends about how easy it is to be kicked off. I can't seem to get banned, despite my best intentions. I have even insulted drew(gasp) and posted Lemonparty. I feel inadequate BTW, yer photoshop rawks [Edited on 21/3/2005 by ghostrideryyz] ____________________ MstrLance ~ I think you accidentally drew a hexapus. Dent ~I did, didn't I. Direct URL vasudeva Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLE Posts: 4618 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline 3/21/2005 at 21:52 Uart: There was a string of Photoshops that the Nazi's over at Fark decided were "inappropriate" or something. Including this one, from "photoshop a Thunderbirds vehicle": That's gay. They banned you for having fun with the New American Holocaust. NEVAR FORGET. ____________________ slippedhole> I am on to you and your evil intentions. I am the true protector of this website and am willing to do battle with you. Direct URL ragoo We are not amused. SSHOLE Posts: 686 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline 3/21/2005 at 21:54 Uart: Anyway, so I was essentially on my last thread apparently, and then I lent my "other" account to a friend who trolled up a storm and got us both evicted. That was maybe two years ago. Welcome to teh Swarm, brother. We take all comers. ____________________ Direct URL ghostrider liberal exit SSHOLE Posts: 2525 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline 3/21/2005 at 21:59 haha..jim jonesariffic ! ____________________ MstrLance ~ I think you accidentally drew a hexapus. Dent ~I did, didn't I. Direct URL Pchimp SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 159 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline 3/21/2005 at 22:33 putterfeld: I'm told my ass tastes a little bitter, is that close enough for you? 9 9 9 9!!! Vinegar is a sacred nectar second only to water! Kalimata olives, pickled onions, sea salt and vinegar chips, malt vinegar ketchup, pickled garlic, sauerkraut, raspberry vinaigrette, etc., etc. ad nauseum... What is life without these things? Making quality vinegar is an art and science -- a craft, not unlike brewing a good beer (which comes third on the list of hallowed fluids). I pity those who neglect worship at that shrine; you will wail a million wails in your caustic hell. ____________________ Weebles wobble but they don't fall down Direct URL IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhil SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 244 Registered: 3/17/2005 Offline 3/21/2005 at 23:03 Vinegar sucks. Case study: Fish and Chips--sounds ok until... The additions, those morally retarded neanderthals put Mayonaise and Malted VINEGAR on it. Tell me great chimp, how can one consume with gustatory abandon the refuse of a bad batch of wine? Nonetheless, I am sure our good pals at http://www.versatilevinegar.org/ will be gladd to give you a nice tall glass of cool-aide...er, Balsamic vinegar from the big bucket. yummy goodness! ____________________ If you include a null character Direct URL ghostrider liberal exit SSHOLE Posts: 2525 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline 3/21/2005 at 23:06 When in Jolly England, order the 'Piss-n-Shit'...eat like a local. ____________________ MstrLance ~ I think you accidentally drew a hexapus. Dent ~I did, didn't I. Direct URL Pchimp SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 159 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline 3/21/2005 at 23:08 Mayo + malt vinegar is likely as close as you'll come to ambrosia in this life, foo'. By the way, thanks for the link, Groundhog [Edited on 21/3/2005 by Pchimp] ____________________ Weebles wobble but they don't fall down Direct URL straydog1980 DARTH MENSES Posts: 531 Registered: 6/16/2004 Offline 3/22/2005 at 01:00 Dumbskull: Hah I am finally pointing out that you are a dumb cunt who likes to be tea bagged by old homeless men who have not washed in weeks. EDIT: BANNED had to get in on this thread. NO ONE IS SAFE FROM THE MIGHTY BANHAMMER!!! p.s. i vote IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhil coolest n00b. ____________________ i\'m going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet Direct URL Lefen I think Clavis wins my heart <3 SSHOLE Posts: 908 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline 3/22/2005 at 13:23 So where the fuk are all the Brit n00bs? This place only starts to come alive around 2/3pm ____________________ < barfass> hey, fuck your crumpets, postman pat Direct URL vasudeva Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLE Posts: 4618 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline 3/22/2005 at 13:41 Lefen: So where the fuk are all the Brit n00bs? This place only starts to come alive around 2/3pm Yeah, can we get some more limeys swarming up in this piece? Lefen gets lonely during his Internets time. Free scones to all that apply. ____________________ slippedhole> I am on to you and your evil intentions. I am the true protector of this website and am willing to do battle with you. Direct URL Tagnut SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 219 Registered: 11/27/2004 Offline 3/22/2005 at 13:58 Lefen: So where the fuk are all the Brit n00bs? This place only starts to come alive around 2/3pm Likewise^ More banter about Black Pudding,Bullseye and Viz needed here. ____________________ STOP STEALING MY OXYGEN ! 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