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DARTH MENSES




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7/16/2005 at 03:15

^^^ I wonder how long he abused google images with the word "gay" before he found that one.

Hey, I am a linkswarm virgin poster, been here a long time pissing myself laughing, thought I'd change undies and rusty zipper and sign up.

And you can bash me hard as you like, cos wtf else is the intahwebs for?

PS, shweetbox, holiday snaps? That dude's slug looks kinda like a smurf standing up like that.
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Click it, newb.
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7/16/2005 at 06:45

I think I'm a noob. It says member by my avatar though. But I'm really a newb. When you pay attention you realize these guys know eachother pretty well and even hang together in Boston (go sox this weekend).

Question - How many times has Dumbskull been banned? IT seems like a good amount.

Anyways, derailing a good thread is bad. Howevar, I learned pretty quickly that asking people to haxx0r someone you hate with your soul is even worse.

Oh and don't tell what Enola Gay is all about. You ruin teh ten percent club. : P






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9/21/2005 at 01:11

Hullo All. I like this siteand might stay. How do you post links?






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9/21/2005 at 01:22

trumblinez: Hullo All. I like this siteand might stay. How do you post links?


Welcome.
Link1
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9/21/2005 at 01:23

trumblinez: Hullo All. I like this siteand might stay. How do you post links?


Click Here and scroll down


add:

Damn Deportal, you are fast

[Edited on 21/9/2005 by mcgarpat]

[Edited on 21/9/2005 by mcgarpat]






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9/22/2005 at 02:37

mcgarpat:

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Damn Deportal, you are fast

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9/22/2005 at 03:44

sweet






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8/25/2007 at 00:52

Hi. I'm new. I hate guitarjohn. I will not change my mind. That is all for tonight.
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8/25/2007 at 03:08

awshit: I hate guitarjohn.

welcome!






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8/25/2007 at 03:18

awshit: Hi. I'm new. I hate guitarjohn. I will not change my mind. That is all for tonight.


I think I like this new guy






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8/25/2007 at 13:17

Bah, everyone hates guitarjon. This guy is just another follower.

That's like saying that you hate Sunny and his giant forehead.






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I'm assuming the position!


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8/26/2007 at 17:50

I do not see how anyone can HATE guitarjon. Without guitarjon's moronic input into the swarm it would be just another day at Fark.






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8/27/2007 at 22:30

morons unite.

hi swarm, been here for a long time... i never post.

i think i will though

so here is a piece of glassware that i just inherited from my grandad.



what to do?

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8/27/2007 at 22:50

Ganglia: morons unite.

hi swarm, been here for a long time... i never post.

i think i will though

so here is a piece of glassware that i just inherited from my grandad.



what to do?

To do: realize the glassware is a wise gift from your grandfather: an object analogy teaching us that posting on LinkSwarm.com is like collecting transparent, featureless figurines, or perhaps proto-chesspieces.

Truly, a timeless lesson for young and old alike.






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8/30/2007 at 03:40

k... I've been told to post in the pit.


so there... now I have.




heheheh...

I figure I put a comment up on a random link, that should cover me right?





semi-long time lerker, and now, I've popped my LS forum newb piit cherry thing.

so there






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8/30/2007 at 03:48

you are now a swarm whore, welcome






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8/30/2007 at 11:28

HAI

Level-up by sending me titpictures.






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9/5/2007 at 00:34

i dont post a lot but I enjoy this site.
I get 90% of my news from here.
people check with me for the latest info "worlds largest squid, who's tits are on the internet this week, whats the govt. doing to fuck us."

keep up the good work






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