vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLE |
Posts: 4618 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
|
5/27/2002 at 16:12 |
Perhaps some of you have heard of Triumph from the Conan O'Brien show. I hadn't before now, although if I recall correctly, he comes straight from the glorious archives of Animal Funhouse.
Anyway, this is about ten minutes of footage of a puppet dog harassing Star Wars fanatics outside a showing of Episode II. Hilarious stuff. It's 17 MB, but worth it even if you're on a 56k link.
Highlights:
A deranged-looking older black man dressed as some nominal character from the Lord of the Rings realm shows up, proclaiming himself "Blackwolf, the Dragon Master." At which point Triumph reminds him "don't forget to finish your Filet O' Fish, Dragon Master." "Blackwolf" is, indeed, carrying a half-eaten Filet O' Fish with him, presumably in his non-magic hand.
To a random group of stuffy nerds trying to maintain the illusion of dignity: "Who wants to hear a spoiler? You. Will. Die. Alone."
To a larger man who, again, is trying to scrabble up some self-respect in the face of taunting: "You're not breathing heavily... pretend you've just run 10 feet.
Ah... the nadir of human playtime.
____________________ slippedhole> I am on to you and your evil intentions. I am the true protector of this website and am willing to do battle with you. |
| |
mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1690 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
|
5/27/2002 at 19:05 |
wonderfully funny, although i did get embarassed just watching it. |
| |
MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling  SSHOLEPosts: 449 Registered: 3/12/2002 Offline
|
5/27/2002 at 20:39 |
Fukin' hilarious! Worth the hour it took to load. I never thought I'd see Darth Vadar get humped by a puppet dog. "Thees button helps you to breathe, huh? Wheech button calls your parents to come pick you up?" Hehehe. Definitely quality entertainment. For me to poop on. |
| |
mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1690 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
|
5/28/2002 at 02:16 |
it's almost worth me getting cable so i can watch conan again. hrm... |
| |