BeachGoat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 431 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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3/16/2005 at 06:39 |
Damn! I have read some funny shit here! What's your favorite LinkSwarm quote?
I'm kinda partial to Lefen's:
"should you not wish to donkey punch your lady next time you're enjoying doggy, you could always try moosing -- while you're banging away, position your open hands on either side of her head to form moose antlers and keep them there for as long as possible without her noticing."
But there's a lot to be said for others. What's your favorite?
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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3/16/2005 at 12:11 |
I always like it when I say "Hilary Duff R0x0r's"
But as for others. Stumps current journal entry where his cousin told his nephew that snickers had dick in them and that his nephew ate it. That was funny.
But then again imfrans has a way to turn me on with his sexy sentence structures, so he wins with this magical quote:
"FOR I DWELL AS ALL GREAT LEADERS DWELL! TORTURED!DETERMINED!AND SEXUALIZED! I GO FROM ONE STUPID MOTHERFUCKING MISUNDERSTANDING TO THE NEXT!(frans finshes the glass of vodka)MY CONFUSION AND DOUBT ARE SOUR LOADS TO SWALLOW BUT I AM STUBBORNLY FED BY THEIR BITTER PROTEIN! FUCK FUCK FUCK!DOOO NOT DOUBT THAT THIS FUCKING PEPTALK GOES UNHEARD IN FRANS' MIND!FUCK IT!BRUUUUUKGFHJSFHJ...AHHHHHH!"
It reads like Bill Shakespeare was born to a crackwhore and has been trippin' on shit all his life.
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ghostrider
liberal exit   SSHOLEPosts: 2525 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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3/16/2005 at 18:48 |
TAKE ON MY PERSPECTIVE, GO DIRECTLY TO AN ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET AND LOOK AROUND YOU. SEE THE SICK FEVER OF THE PEOPLE COMUTING BACK AND FORTH FROM THE BUFFET TO THEIR DINNER TABLES. LOOK DEEPLY INTO THE EYES OF THE PATRONS AND WITNESS THE DEMONIC TWINKLE OF HELL WITHIN THEM. THIS IS ALL JUST A SAMPLING OF THE HELLISH ATTACK WAGING AGAINST JESUS' CHILDREN.
OUR FOOD IS SLOWLY DISAPEARING INTO THE ENDLESSLY FED MOUTHS OF DEMONS. THIS IS NOT FOLLY FOR IDIOTS ON SOME STUPID WEBSITE. THIS IS REAL AND WE ARE VICTIMS OF A SECRET WAR.
I find Slippedhole to be funny/scary
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