Sachsenpaule
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2/20/2005 at 18:35 |
So, LordKahuna, you wanted to have details, here they are:
At first, it was a regional fair, my first one.
I dont know about other fairs (but i will a.s.a.p.) so dont generalize.
My job was to telling people about our projects and administrate the internet pcs we offered for the people who couldnt use the wlan hotspots.
Their internet connection system was sucking really hard.
It was really fast, but i had to re-enter the logins every hour, which keeped us
busy some time becourse we had 8 pcs.
One ethernet adapter were broken, so my boss sended someone to get a new one.
Of course he were the one who keeped the logins for every computer.
And, as murphys law predicts, 2 connections were going down just after he leaved.
So I went to the administration, ill liked the networking guy, (he had several nude
pictures on the wall) but sadly he was fully incompetent.
Youll had to know that the logins insisted on 6 special character for each user and password.
After some time he called me to his desktop, and, as he hadnt a printer (!)
ill had to write down 96 special characters, faultless(!).
Plus, whats the problem to unlock some computers, so that they
are permanently online?
After that ill downloaded firefox for every pc (just of principle) and activated
auto login becourse i dont wanted to enter the passwords every time.
(ok, ill only done it 4 times before i said my collegues how to deal with it)
Ill were bored, couldnt get away from our stand, so i browsed linswarm forums,
the fact of the day thread. And, as murphys law predicts, my boss appeared behind me
just when i scrolled slowly about this ugly old woman pussy eating pic. Fuck.
Evening dinner, very tasty, but not as tasty as the girls ive met.
We arranged to meet each other on the next day.
Next day ill wanted to crack the 3 wlan hotspots which i discovered.
But my "mission" failed as i detected that aircrack doesnt support the usb wlan
adapter which i brought from home. Fuck.
Some dumb girl wanted to open her mails and asked me how to get to her mail-provider. I had set google to start side, and opened a different news page for each pc. And she was asking like: Hey iam on CNN-Internet, how do i get to GMX-Internet?
What do this people do at home when they want to check their mails?
Ill talked one guy who is working for an private learning center who offered me a game or media design course for 3 years. Ill phone him next week.
I meet the girls, which then had to go away becourse of business. Fuck.
Ill wanted to know them "closer".
On evening ill read the history of every computer and discovered that some people saved their email accounts locally. Yeah, thanks god for auto login!
After ill overflewed their mails ill decided to never do this again.
I dont now what ill expected, nude pictures, sex and love storys, big dramas?
All i get was i big bag of boredom so i cleared the history.
While on packing together our stuff, ill offended the girlfriend of my boss.
I didnt even know he had one. Ill said like "What role are you playing here."
And: "WeŽll could transport one more screen if you dont drive with him".
Well loughted about this after all.
[Edited on 20/2/2005 by Sachsenpaule]
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ghostrider
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2/20/2005 at 18:48 |
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1607 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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2/20/2005 at 21:29 |
he was fully incompetent.
This was my favorite descriptive sentence fragment, I plan to incorporate it into daily use.
Rock on dude.
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Heather
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2/21/2005 at 16:15 |
I meet the girls, which then had to go away becourse of business. Fuck.
Ill wanted to know them "closer".
Elaborate, Pauly. |
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Sachsenpaule
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 165 Registered: 11/16/2003 Offline
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2/21/2005 at 18:37 |
Heather: I meet the girls, which then had to go away becourse of business. Fuck.
Ill wanted to know them "closer".
Elaborate, Pauly.
Ill wanted to stick my uhm penis thing in her....pussy...thing.
Make her pregnant and then leave her so we could meet again after 3 years in a talkshow.
seriously: beside of fucking her i would have liked to get her closer becourse she was quite intelligent. She could give me some "input", i dont meet such interesting girls often.
[Edited on 21/2/2005 by Sachsenpaule]
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mundhra
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2/21/2005 at 18:50 |
haha, you're awesome. |
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imfrans
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 243 Registered: 1/17/2004 Offline
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2/22/2005 at 04:11 |
seriously: beside of fucking her i would have liked to get her closer becourse she was quite intelligent. She could give me some "input", i dont meet such interesting girls often.
FELLOW LEVIATHON! (knock-knock...frans slowly moves to unlock his door...CRRREEEEk..HUNDREDS OF ENDLESS BELLYSHIRT BITCHES CLAD IN ENORMOUS BUSOM COME LAPDANCING INTO FRANS' HOUSE...'FUK! U EVIL CUNTS! FRANS IS SAVING HIMSELF FOR THE INTERESTING PUSSY AND INTELLIGENT PUSSY LIKE SAASSYPAUL! '' )
HAH! U FOOL! YR SHOT AT BECOMING A MULTI DIMENTIONAL CARING LIFE PARTNER FOR A MAN IS SLOWLY GAINING MOMENTUM! U MUST QUICKLY FUK FOR FUKING SAKE AND DROP A LOAD ON THE NEAREST FEMALE GRIMACE!HAHA! YES! OK? NOW OH.
BUT ALSO FRANS UNDERSTANDS AND EMBRACES THE DEEPER HUMAN SODA THAT WE ALL MUST SWALLOW AS HUMANS..YES?
FRANS KNOW FROM WHICH SALAD BOWL U ARE GETTING YR FUKING CROUTONS AND YR DIGITAL CAMERA HAS TITS/CUNT/AND MOUTH IN ITS PROVERBEAL SIGHTS!! REAL COMPOSURE REAPS REAL PUSSY! YES! DO NOT CURTAIL THE URGE TO PRY THE LETTER KEYS FROM YR COMPUTER KEYBOARDS THAT SPELL" FUK ME NOW CAUSE I LIKE THE WAY U SMELL" AND MAKE A NECKLACE OUT OF IT!(ALLEGIDALLY/FOR IINSTANCE) TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CREATIVITY THAT LUST INSPIRES IN YR LOINS AND DRINK MIGHTYLY FROM THE CHALISE OF CUM THAT YR BODY UNFOLDS AND UNFOLDS FOR YR MANIPULATIONS!!!!
FRANS UNDERSTANDS THE TREACHEROUS "LIMBAUGH" OF "input" THAT DRAGS LINKSWARM PEOPLES AROUND BY THE UNWASHED MASSES! WE ARE ALL JUST TRANSIENT MASSES OF ROTTING FLESH WAITING FOR THE WORDS, " I ACCEPT U"...FRANS OFFERS THAT U MUST TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS HUMAN CONDITIONBUT STATING IN RETURN..."IF U ACCEPT ME, ACCEPT THIS COCK/CUNT, AS A TOKEN OF MY APPRETIATION!" OK? YES!
FUKER! GO FORTH AND SERVE..OK..fuk?!
thank u
frans
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Sachsenpaule
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 165 Registered: 11/16/2003 Offline
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2/22/2005 at 09:20 |
EVEN IF YOU HAVENT USE CAPITALS this would sound hard, but i have to give you credit becourse your right, im smart enought to know that.
Verily, my capital abusing friend, Sex without Love - awful , like christmas without the easterbunny.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1890 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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2/22/2005 at 09:44 |
LOLLOLZOUTTHEASS
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Heather
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2/22/2005 at 18:06 |
*grimace* |
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imfrans
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 243 Registered: 1/17/2004 Offline
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2/23/2005 at 04:24 |
"EVEN IF YOU HAVENT USE CAPITALS ...Verily, my capital abusing friend" -SAUSAGEPAUL!
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Crackalackin
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 373 Registered: 7/19/2004 Offline
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2/23/2005 at 06:01 |
imfrans: WE ARE ALL JUST TRANSIENT MASSES OF ROTTING FLESH WAITING FOR THE WORDS, " I ACCEPT U"...FRANS OFFERS THAT U MUST TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS HUMAN CONDITIONBUT STATING IN RETURN..."IF U ACCEPT ME, ACCEPT THIS COCK/CUNT, AS A TOKEN OF MY APPRETIATION!"
Frans, this is some of your best material yet. I laughed, I cried, I fucked around myself. |
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Sachsenpaule
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 165 Registered: 11/16/2003 Offline
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2/23/2005 at 08:45 |
my opinion on capslock disabled keyboard users:
Wuff! Wuff!
[Edited on 23/2/2005 by Sachsenpaule]
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imfrans
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2/24/2005 at 04:18 |
Frans, this is some of your best material yet. I laughed, I cried, I fucked around myself.
Yes! the dead facts that frans parts with rest peacefully in yr heaven! ...haha! yes! oh kay! you are fuking doomed to squint hard if u don't UNDERSTAND! SEEE? which leads frans to this:
my opinion on capslock disabled keyboard users:
(Insert unspeakable picture defilings of frans!)
Wuff! Wuff!
FUKER! WOULD-BE SAD FACE! YOU GIVE FRANS NO HOPE TO BE FUKING CALM!....but no...off frans skates....a lonely figure 8....backlight by moonlight..the snow softly landing on frans' shoulders...as he makes his way towrd sausenpaul ....fuking CHECK TO THE HEAD FUKER! HOKEY SEASON HAS NOW COMMENCED FUKING FAGGOT ..FRANS DRAGS YR LIFELISS BODY BEHIND HIM ACROSS THE ICE....FUKING FRANS THROWS U IN THE PENALTY BOX! MARK AND REMMEMBER!
YOU SHOULD NEVER BE AFRAID TO GROW.
THANK u frans
[Edited on 24/2/2005 by imfrans]
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Sachsenpaule
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 165 Registered: 11/16/2003 Offline
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2/25/2005 at 13:26  |
own goal, my dear imfrans.
Nobody wins.
Ok, if you want to, lets do it like the apes (nooo, not what you want):
Sausagepaul throws Sauerkraut at you.
[Edited on 25/2/2005 by Sachsenpaule]
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