ghostrider
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2/18/2005 at 22:05 |
good IRC chats today...so
Would you suck dick for a million dollars? don't lie, Linkswarm has a bullshit detecting extension.
talk amongst yourselves before answering.
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LilBabyPissmouth
AssQueen  SSHOLEPosts: 164 Registered: 7/10/2003 Offline
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2/19/2005 at 00:01 |
SURE FUKIN WILL!
(do no tell vas k thxs 
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1924 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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2/19/2005 at 00:19 |
Would you suck a dick for 5 bucks?
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1143 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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2/19/2005 at 00:26 |
for a million? sure. i can buy alot of mouthwash.
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LilBabyPissmouth
AssQueen SSHOLEPosts: 164 Registered: 7/10/2003 Offline
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2/19/2005 at 01:13 |
Dumbskull: Would you suck a dick for 5 bucks?
Come on now - HUGE difference between 5 bucks and 1 Million.
What do you think?
and are you saying you wouldn't (suck a cawk for a mil, of course)?
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position! SSHOLEPosts: 1924 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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2/19/2005 at 02:16 |
Since it has already been determined just what kind of cocksuckers you guys are... I just thought I would haggle with the price.
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LilBabyPissmouth
AssQueen SSHOLEPosts: 164 Registered: 7/10/2003 Offline
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2/19/2005 at 03:33 |
Dumbskull: Since it has already been determined just what kind of cocksuckers you guys are... I just thought I would haggle with the price.
It answers the question or it does get pitted!!!
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 938 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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2/19/2005 at 04:29 |
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wolfer
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 462 Registered: 12/1/2003 Offline
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2/19/2005 at 04:39 |
Does sucking you own dick count?
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 800 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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2/20/2005 at 00:56 |
Not only would I suck a dick for a million bucks but you can televise it live!
Besides, I'm not gay. I sucked a dick before and I didn't like it so I know I'm not gay....
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position! SSHOLEPosts: 1924 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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2/20/2005 at 02:36 |
Well there ya go sports fans... ya can't say ya don't like it unless ya try it first.
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Pchimp
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 159 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline
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2/20/2005 at 02:55 |
What a silly question. Of course. Lest it's pus-ridden and infectious, I suppose...
I sucked a dick before and I didn't like it so I know I'm not gay....
By this logic, I think there are a lot of "straight" women out there that ought to be questioning their sexuality.
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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2/20/2005 at 03:04 |
Yeah, probably. But I'd have to see a million in cash in my hand first. No checks.
Anybody crazy enough to pay me a million in cash for a $20 blow job is probably way too crazy to trust.
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BeachGoat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 431 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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2/20/2005 at 14:26 |
I wouldn't comprimise my beliefs or feelings for something as inconsequential as money. So, No, Not for a Million Dollars.
BUT
If it would get Bush, Cheney, and the MadMan Crew out of the cockpit, I'd take a rhino in the ass while eating corn from the snatch of a nickle whore.
You see, I have ethics.
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Uglyfuck
Tender vittles  Posts: 11 Registered: 2/12/2005 Offline
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2/20/2005 at 15:40 |
it depends... how long do you have to "work" for before earning your due? |
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 901 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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2/20/2005 at 16:08 |
Uglyfuck: it depends... how long do you have to "work" for before earning your due?
one assumes until the rich bastard empties his load into your whore-mouth.
and for 1 million, you'd better swallow, you fuking slut.
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1665 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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2/20/2005 at 16:43 |
Lefen: ...and for 1 million, you'd better swallow, you fuking slut.
beautiful. |
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Uglyfuck
Tender vittles Posts: 11 Registered: 2/12/2005 Offline
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2/20/2005 at 16:53 |
Lefen: and for 1 million, you'd better swallow, you fuking slut.
oh well that made me change my mind... maybe not then
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RoozleRose
Tender vittles  Posts: 48 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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2/21/2005 at 02:01  |
Lefen: and for 1 million, you'd better swallow, you fuking slut.
Well, duh...real women don't spit! And for a million bucks? HELL yeah, and my husband might even let me if I promised to buy him a Ferrari!
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magicchex
Fuckin' your bitches and stealin' your cars since 1985.  SSHOLEPosts: 505 Registered: 1/5/2005 Offline
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2/21/2005 at 02:05 |
i would totally do it |
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position! SSHOLEPosts: 1924 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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2/21/2005 at 02:40 |
magicchex, it has been previously revealed you would suck cock (for free) in order to tag team the slutty GF of your roommate.
This forum is for all of the less homo swarmers.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3 SSHOLEPosts: 901 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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2/21/2005 at 07:26 |
hay Skull, would you eat pussy for 1 million?
THATS porn i'd wanna see 
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position! SSHOLEPosts: 1924 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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2/21/2005 at 07:48 |
I ain't no stinkin Vegetarian!
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire  SSHOLEPosts: 592 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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2/21/2005 at 15:02 |
I would take the guy up on the offer if he had cash in hand, but I would secretly bring my potato cannon and shoot him and steal his money. |
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ghostrider
liberal exit SSHOLEPosts: 2502 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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2/21/2005 at 15:07 |
i'd do it of course
it would be the worse knobjob he's evar had
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 878 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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2/21/2005 at 15:44 |
Of course I would. I would even take some sort of payment plan.
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Heather
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2/21/2005 at 15:57 |
I posed this question to my husband over drinks on Friday night and he said he'd have to see the cash first. Then he'd give me the ok to do it.
Kept dancing away from whether he'd do it. Finally he said if the cash was in a briefcase, the handle grasped firmly in his fist, with the other he'd get the Libarachi almost there and touch tongue to pee pee only at the last second.
Said he'd spit too, and likely puke in the process. |
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position! SSHOLEPosts: 1924 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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2/21/2005 at 23:25 |
"A mark, a yen, a buck, or a pound
Is all that makes the world go around,
That clinking clanking sound
Can make the world go 'round."
Sealing the deal for blowjobs and hummers.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4528 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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2/21/2005 at 23:59 |
Heather: I posed this question to my husband over drinks on Friday night [..] Kept dancing away from whether he'd do it. Finally he said if the cash was in a briefcase, the handle grasped firmly in his fist, with the other he'd get the Libarachi almost there and touch tongue to pee pee only at the last second.
Said he'd spit too, and likely puke in the process.
Boy. Sounds like he sure gave it a lot of thought... How's his mouth? Purty?
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Heather
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2/22/2005 at 02:24 |
Real purty.
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