Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3   SSHOLEPosts: 908 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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2/22/2005 at 06:41 |
Dumbskull: I ain't no stinkin Vegetarian!
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1935 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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2/22/2005 at 06:52 |
Damn son you have spent WAAY too much time thinking about DS rug munching ... GOOD ONE! 
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magicchex
Fuckin' your bitches and stealin' your cars since 1985.  SSHOLEPosts: 561 Registered: 1/5/2005 Offline
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2/22/2005 at 14:56 |
HAHAHAH ANTHER POST WHERE MAGICHEX IS TEH GAY!!!!!!1!one
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RoozleRose
Tender vittles  Posts: 48 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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2/25/2005 at 04:24  |
My husband went totally ballistic when he found out what I said. I think his exact words were "I can't FUCKING BELIEVE you said that! You know damn well it would have to be a Lamborghini -- they're a LOT more expensive!" I think that means I would have to do it twice.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position! SSHOLEPosts: 1935 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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2/25/2005 at 04:30 |
They (the guys) are all cock sucking whores; regarless of what kind of car or how much cash they would expect after they wiped the cum off their lips.
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HellKat
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 177 Registered: 1/19/2005 Offline
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2/25/2005 at 12:09 |
anyone with a brain would have cash counted in hand first, then do what the fuck they wanted. Leave, stay, maime, point and laugh....
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BeachGoat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 431 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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2/25/2005 at 12:30 |
A million Dollars in twenties weighs 118 lbs. You don't count amounts like that at the time of transaction, you weigh them.
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra  SSHOLEPosts: 809 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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2/27/2005 at 04:36 |
Regardless if you would think I'm gay or whatever. Sucking dick is acceptable in todays society. So IF i sucked a dick for a million bones than it is ok. Besides. I could drink a shit load of booze, black out, suck a dick and wake up with 900,000 bucks. The other 100,000 would pay a homophobic muscle head to make sure all is well. Then you all would post "WOW that guy sucked a dick for a million bucks. What a fag". Then go to your mundane jobs and push papers and be "Yes men" while I sit back and think" Wow, I got a million bucks for sucking dick? I don't remember it." Think I'll vegitate for a bit before deciding what I am gonna do today....
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3 SSHOLEPosts: 908 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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2/27/2005 at 10:03 |
Acidburn: I could drink a shit load of booze, black out, suck a dick and wake up with 900,000 bucks
No way. You think some guy is gonna pay you that amount of money for you to give him some half-assed effort, probably all teeth and not enough playing with his balls? Fuck off.
For 1 million, you'd better be sober enough to give a world-class effort, that little tongue of yours had better be working overtime, all over that cockhead, you'd better moan like the little cumslut that you are and suck that juicy cock like you've spent 6 weeks in the fuking desert and he's gonna ejaculate FUKING MINERAL WATER in your mouth, and you want him to cum in your whore-mouth so bad, don't you, you little slut?
You'd better use one hand to rub his throbbing cock while you play with his sweaty balls with the other, and for ONE MILLION, you had better make it a long, indulgent affair, with plenty of 'mmmmmmmm' and 'oh, your cock is so big and I want it in my man-pussy' and FINALLY, when you got him just on the edge, you'd better stare up at him from beneath those pretty eyelashes (with your lipgloss all smeared - yeah bitch, you're wearing lipgloss) and ask cutely, 'would you like to cum in my mouth or over my whore-ass, Sir?' and then as you bring him to the best climax he's ever had in his fuking life, you moan like a man-whore and WHEREEVER he has chosen to cum, you make sure you scoop up every last drop with your fingers and swallow it all down. Finally, you're gonna gently take his balls in your mouth and play with them using your tongue while he writes out the cheque.
THATS a million-dollar blowjob, you cunt.
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HOBO
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2/27/2005 at 13:38 |
Acidburn: Sounds like lefen wants you to give him a BlowJob ASAP!
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3 SSHOLEPosts: 908 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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2/27/2005 at 13:40 |
hay, when I was describing the MDBJ up there, that give you a little wood?
Mahogany?
Teak?
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tantrum
I'm a big boy now!  SSHOLEPosts: 484 Registered: 11/23/2003 Offline
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2/27/2005 at 17:36  |
No way. You think some guy is gonna pay you that amount of money for you to give him some half-assed effort, probably all teeth and not enough playing with his balls? Fuck off.
For 1 million, you'd better be sober enough to give a world-class effort, that little tongue of yours had better be working overtime, all over that cockhead, you'd better moan like the little cumslut that you are and suck that juicy cock like you've spent 6 weeks in the fuking desert and he's gonna ejaculate FUKING MINERAL WATER in your mouth, and you want him to cum in your whore-mouth so bad, don't you, you little slut?
You'd better use one hand to rub his throbbing cock while you play with his sweaty balls with the other, and for ONE MILLION, you had better make it a long, indulgent affair, with plenty of 'mmmmmmmm' and 'oh, your cock is so big and I want it in my man-pussy' and FINALLY, when you got him just on the edge, you'd better stare up at him from beneath those pretty eyelashes (with your lipgloss all smeared - yeah bitch, you're wearing lipgloss) and ask cutely, 'would you like to cum in my mouth or over my whore-ass, Sir?' and then as you bring him to the best climax he's ever had in his fuking life, you moan like a man-whore and WHEREEVER he has chosen to cum, you make sure you scoop up every last drop with your fingers and swallow it all down. Finally, you're gonna gently take his balls in your mouth and play with them using your tongue while he writes out the cheque.
THATS a million-dollar blowjob, you cunt.
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra SSHOLEPosts: 809 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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2/28/2005 at 04:48 |
Lefen: Acidburn: I could drink a shit load of booze, black out, suck a dick and wake up with 900,000 bucks
No way. You think some guy is gonna pay you that amount of money for you to give him some half-assed effort, probably all teeth and not enough playing with his balls? Fuck off.
For 1 million, you'd better be sober enough to give a world-class effort, that little tongue of yours had better be working overtime, all over that cockhead, you'd better moan like the little cumslut that you are and suck that juicy cock like you've spent 6 weeks in the fuking desert and he's gonna ejaculate FUKING MINERAL WATER in your mouth, and you want him to cum in your whore-mouth so bad, don't you, you little slut?
You'd better use one hand to rub his throbbing cock while you play with his sweaty balls with the other, and for ONE MILLION, you had better make it a long, indulgent affair, with plenty of 'mmmmmmmm' and 'oh, your cock is so big and I want it in my man-pussy' and FINALLY, when you got him just on the edge, you'd better stare up at him from beneath those pretty eyelashes (with your lipgloss all smeared - yeah bitch, you're wearing lipgloss) and ask cutely, 'would you like to cum in my mouth or over my whore-ass, Sir?' and then as you bring him to the best climax he's ever had in his fuking life, you moan like a man-whore and WHEREEVER he has chosen to cum, you make sure you scoop up every last drop with your fingers and swallow it all down. Finally, you're gonna gently take his balls in your mouth and play with them using your tongue while he writes out the cheque.
THATS a million-dollar blowjob, you cunt.
OMG! Have you ever been laid? That sounds like you have ALOT of sexual agression in you thats just waiting to explode. Try sitting on your hand till it falls asleep. That way it feels like someone else is jerking you off..... And besides, you are getting mad at the wrong person... I didn't give you a small willy... god did... blame him for that crule joke..
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3 SSHOLEPosts: 908 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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2/28/2005 at 08:02 |
Acidburn:
OMG!
chut, n00b, i wasn't having a go at you. for serious, that whole bit sounded a lot funnier in my head.
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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2/28/2005 at 11:07 |
Lefen: Acidburn:
OMG!
chut, n00b, i wasn't having a go at you. for serious, that whole bit sounded a lot funnier in my head.
It's OK. They can't all be funny.
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Acidburn
I am El Chupacabra SSHOLEPosts: 809 Registered: 8/1/2004 Offline
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3/1/2005 at 03:16 |
h4r h4r. I wasn't attacking. Mine sounded funny as well.... in my head it had an echo
h4r h4r. I wasn't attacking. Mine sounded funny as well.... in my head it had an echo
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No you can't have my rights. I'm not through with them!
You got Down Syndrome so bad you probably have up,left and right too.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position! SSHOLEPosts: 1935 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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3/1/2005 at 05:37 |
Lefen, if you need to be consoled after the attack on your attempt to be funny (British Humor) then you are welcome to suckle on my dried up old tit.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3 SSHOLEPosts: 908 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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3/1/2005 at 11:42 |
0M6 H0T C'/83R1111!!!!111111!!11
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barch97
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 588 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline
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3/1/2005 at 20:10 |
Suck A Dick Fer One Million? To whom do I write the check?
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4618 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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3/1/2005 at 20:14 |
barch97: Suck A Dick Fer One Million? To whom do I write the check?
Yourself, of course.
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1690 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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3/1/2005 at 22:30 |
gross |
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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3/2/2005 at 13:23 |
Uh hah, I'm not falling for that again!!
Last time I said 'yes' everyone else said they were joking!! Fuck you all I'm straight god damn it!
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it. SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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3/2/2005 at 16:01 |
Yeah. Wanting to screw kids is OK as long as they're girls.
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