vasudeva
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2/16/2005 at 19:54 |
14:30 vasudeva> OK YAY
14:31 magicchex> sorry the mp3s are so big, but to sound decent in my car they have to bed
14:31 vasudeva> i just had Yet Afukingnother Horrible Syracuse Dining Experience
14:31 metatr0n> haha
14:31 metatr0n> pray tell
14:31 metatr0n> (noc)
14:31 vasudeva> first i'm going to talk about the nachos
14:31 metatr0n was kicked from by vasudeva [but first that noc's gotta go]
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14:31 metatr0n> haha
14:31 metatr0n> nochos
14:31 metatr0n> LOL
14:31 metatr0n was kicked from by vasudeva [HAHA]
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14:31 metatr0n> so it was mexican
14:31 metatr0n> thats a good start
14:31 vasudeva> the nachos arrived and my heart sank immediately
14:31 metatr0n> haha
14:31 vasudeva> there were at least two cups of velveeta on top
14:31 metatr0n> were they all stale?
14:31 metatr0n> or saturated
14:31 metatr0n> awww
14:31 metatr0n> wotak!
14:32 vasudeva> now, i don't know about anyone else, but velveeta is neither cheese nor food
14:32 vasudeva> so it doesn't belong acting AS cheese ON food
14:32 vasudeva> but whatever
14:32 magicchex> ewww
14:32 vasudeva> then i discover that the nacho chips themselves?
14:32 vasudeva> are cold
14:32 vasudeva> and guess what?
14:32 vasudeva> so is the velveeta
14:32 metatr0n> name of restaurant?
14:32 vasudeva> 2 cups of cold velveeta dumped on some cheap-ass generic cold nacho chips out of
a 99-cent bag
14:33 vasudeva> "lebowski's" or similar
14:33 metatr0n> hahaha
14:33 vasudeva> so i hold off my hatred cause i have tacos coming
14:33 vasudeva> oh here come the tacos
14:33 vasudeva> now i'm going to talk about the tacos
14:33 metatr0n> ok
14:33 vasudeva> the waittress had primed me for them by saying how everyone loved their tacos
14:33 vasudeva> they come in some 12" shell which i guess is a big dael for some people
14:33 vasudeva> their menu states "HUUUUUGE tacos!"
14:33 magicchex> you need a good mexican place
14:34 vasudeva> so she comes out and explains that they were out of their signature 12" taco
shells
14:34 vasudeva> (at 12:30 on a wednesday)
14:34 metatr0n> haha
14:34 vasudeva> so she got me two 8"
14:34 magicchex> lol
14:34 metatr0n> this gets better?
14:34 vasudeva> which she says should excite me because that's like 4 extra inches of taco
somehow
14:34 vasudeva> she used the word somehow
14:34 vasudeva> the math was foreign to her i guss
14:34 magicchex> HAHAHA
14:34 vasudeva> so
14:34 magicchex> and its not anyways
14:34 vasudeva> i pick up one of the aforemntioned tacos
14:34 metatr0n> with a penis like yours
14:34 metatr0n> you should be happy w/ 4"
14:34 vasudeva> OH GOOD IT'S COLD JUST LIEK THE NACHOS
14:35 metatr0n> haha
14:35 vasudeva> and i don't mean it cooled off on its way out
14:35 magicchex> lol
14:35 metatr0n> did you complain?
14:35 vasudeva> i mean it never recieved the benefit of even a lowly white-trash microwaving
14:35 metatr0n> or thinkg about how you were gonna come back and complain to us
14:35 vasudeva> she did, oddly, microwave the meat itself
14:35 magicchex> you need some big ten burritto
14:35 vasudeva> which i find as i poke through the taco
14:35 magicchex> theyve been here for a year and already opened store 2 and 3
14:35 vasudeva> and that's when i make my final and most crushing discovery
14:35 magicchex> fucking amazing
14:35 vasudeva> the cheese inside the taco?
14:35 vasudeva> is one half of one slice of kraft cheese
14:35 metatr0n> LOL
14:35 metatr0n> HAHAHAHAHHAHA
14:35 vasudeva> WELCOEM TO FUCKING SYRACUSE
14:35 metatr0n> hahahaha
14:35 metatr0n> snap!
14:36 magicchex> HAHAH
14:36 metatr0n> funnay
14:36 magicchex> kraft cheese
14:36 magicchex> hahaha
14:36 vasudeva> i hate this place's dining events
14:36 vasudeva> they are exercises in puzzlement and outrage
14:36 metatr0n> thats a sad story
14:36 metatr0n> mexican here is delightful
14:37 vasudeva> i just typed a lot
14:37 vasudeva> i'm posting the log
14:37 magicchex> hahah
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dragonstaff
Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die  SSHOLEPosts: 741 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline
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2/16/2005 at 20:33 |
I haven't seen or heard of Velveeta in 30 years or more.
Even here ( and we are a looong way from Mexico ) they know better than to use processed cheese on hot food. It's rare to find it on sandwiches even. Yoy need to go live somewhere where they know how to cook ( or at least find a restaurant that does ).
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It's insane, this guy's taint  SSHOLEPosts: 811 Registered: 8/25/2004 Offline
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2/16/2005 at 21:04 |
You could not possibly find a Mexican place that shitty in CA. Here in PA...I swear to christ there aren't even Mexicans, let alone Mexican food. I would not be surprised if, outside of Philly, the average Mexican place would be equivalent to that. My friend (also from CA) goes to Taco Bell here because it's the only semblance of Mexican, and that should tell you something. |
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InfectionConnection
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 94 Registered: 9/24/2003 Offline
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2/16/2005 at 22:33 |
My rule: never eat mexican food east of the mississippi river. |
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InfectionConnection
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 94 Registered: 9/24/2003 Offline
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2/16/2005 at 22:33 |
or sushi more that 100 miles from the ocean. |
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BeachGoat
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 431 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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2/16/2005 at 22:42 |
We've got three GOOD family run Mexican food places in our town of 2500 and they're all different styles. (Northern Desert, Western Coast, and Penninsula) There are an additional five "Americanized" Mexican places here. No one but AM/PM uses Cheese Food Products.
For God's sake, won't someone put in a BBQ joint or an italian place?
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slippedhole
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 234 Registered: 4/24/2004 Offline
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2/17/2005 at 04:50 |
lippedhole: hi
LoudHead12: what up
Slippedhole: do u mexican it up?
LoudHead12: hell yeah
LoudHead12: steak milanesa to the max
Slippedhole: like all spicy and ...
LoudHead12: the spicier the better
Slippedhole: illigal alien
LoudHead12: who me?
Slippedhole: love spicy food like lil sadomasocists
LoudHead12: no
LoudHead12: yup yup
LoudHead12: I'm hot sauce insanity kid
Slippedhole: no...the mexican way of eating is akin to sadomasocists
Slippedhole: tabasco is fuking weak as ...f-f-fucking weak can be, bro
LoudHead12: tabasco blows
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Slippedhole: s-s-s-sorry i cant talk right...the chli is burning my mouth
LoudHead12: habanero is the way to enlightenment
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Slippedhole: oh yeah....ouch...f-f-f-fuking A
LoudHead12: I love to make a sandwich and have a whole habanero pepper to munch on the side
Slippedhole: i eat the stems of chilis...those migrents KNOW pain.
Slippedhole: i like qwerty chilis
Slippedhole: ever hear of those?
LoudHead12: no
Slippedhole: they are HOT, bro...
LoudHead12: where can I find them
Slippedhole: the only way to stiop the burning on yr lips is to douse them with cum.
Slippedhole: gay..yes...so i dont go to the trouble.
LoudHead12: what the fuck
LoudHead12: I'll leave my jizz for the ladies lips not mine
Slippedhole: i k-k-now...fuk i need some water...
LoudHead12: water never helps me I just deal with the burn
Slippedhole: u animal!...what yr favorite mexican food dish...and where do u live...can u get mexican?
LoudHead12: Bisteak Ranchero or Chile Relenos stuffed w/ meat no cheese
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Slippedhole: hi kenneth...do u eat mexican buffet, buffon?
LoudHead12: from Chicago so there are a million of mexican restaurants and buritto stands
LoudHead12: Steak Milanesa burritos are the shit too
Slippedhole: how does all the stuff stay inside the tortilla?
Slippedhole: if the burrito stands?
Slippedhole: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Slippedhole: LETS POUR BEANS ALL OVER OUR DRIVEWAY AND MAKE BEAN ANGELS, BRO.
Slippedhole: NOW THATS A MEXICAN DISH!
LoudHead12: refried frioles
Slippedhole: i dont eat leftover...fuk that refried shit.
LoudHead12: I really don't care just as long as it's tasty enough to eat
Slippedhole: refried beans are the blue cheese dressing of mexican food
Slippedhole: do u like head cheese?
LoudHead12: yes I do
Slippedhole: i like that shit smothered on my nachos
Slippedhole: cherry 7-up
LoudHead12: I like smothered on the corn on the cob with mayonaise and chili powder
Slippedhole: thats going to be my "last meal' before im gas chambered
Slippedhole: dude...you have just described the gayest meal a man can sit down to.
Slippedhole: no. red blooded american male would ever subject himself to corn on the cob w/ mayonaise all over it...EVAR.
LoudHead12: I do and I don't give a fuck
Slippedhole: yr not going to GET a fuk either, dude...from a woman....if u ever eat that shit in public...just lokkin out , bro.
LoudHead12: I eat corn on the cob maybe once a fuckin year so someone is lucky I'm seen eatin it
Slippedhole: not lucky...disgustingly unlucky...u closet corn fellator
Slippedhole: DO NOT FUK W/ CORN-RIGHT GHOSTRYYERZ?
LoudHead12: well whatever I gotta jet, fixin for some tamales
LoudHead12: peace out
Slippedhole: invite vas...he needs a hot shot of tamale
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BeachGoat
DARTH MENSES Posts: 431 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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2/17/2005 at 14:10 |
What sort of North Eastern Psuedo-Mex devices are:
steak milanesa
Bisteak Ranchero
They sound wonderful (MEAT!) but I have no idea what cut they might be. Here, the common cut is skirt steak, browned thin and quickly in chili and garlic and onion, then served in fresh, hand made tortillias with lime and diced fresh jalapenos & serrannos with cabbage and carrots.
Ranchero is usually a sirloin, cut in strips, thenbrowned & cooked long in red sauce until tender.
I love to eat & like cooking even more.
Details. Please.
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slippedhole
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 234 Registered: 4/24/2004 Offline
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2/17/2005 at 21:33 |
steak milanesa
bean angels
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SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 234 Registered: 4/24/2004 Offline
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2/17/2005 at 21:43 |
To whom ever this may concern:
If my calcualtions are correct (and they are) my textwar attacks should have ended. Please adress this issue by removing all such attacks with haste. Thanks in advance.
slippedhole
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BeachGoat
DARTH MENSES Posts: 431 Registered: 10/31/2003 Offline
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2/17/2005 at 23:10 |
In America They call those Chicken Fried Steaks
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