shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea   SSHOLEPosts: 979 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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4/27/2006 at 04:09 |
government_death_robot: It is pretty cool to dress like an emofag and skate at my school this year.
Decay of society right before our very eyes.
Vas: I wear turtlenecks.
Fag.
Also throughout highschool I wore these interesting 'drug' shirts. Such as the 'weedler'(keebler) elves shirt. With a pic of the weedler elves tree, which happened to be all weed leaves, and a stoned elf proclaiming his 'cookies' were the dankest. One day it dissapeared. My father no doubt tossed it.
I also dressed like a fucking thug because well, I was a fucking thug. I became affiliated(not members of) two of the several gangs that permeated our city. So, I dressed like some of them. Sometimes.
Being in 5/6th grade when the whole 'hammer' pants thing was goin on and I participated in it. Ghey neon colored rope bracelets and all. Remember those goddamn slap bracelets? The whole "They'll cut your fucking hand off and you'll bleed to death" so they got banned from school bit? Ahhhhh those were the days.
Here is a photo of a good friend and I circa 1996. I was sixteen. Note the stupid handfull of rings and hemp pinky ring. Also note the faggit tool shirt, shit im glad I dont wear gay band shirts like that anymore....wait a minute....
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On 2006-04-26 at 23:12:46, shitbox praised Jejus
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Mofo
dont give a shit  SSHOLEPosts: 442 Registered: 2/8/2004 Offline
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4/27/2006 at 05:12 |
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freakbass
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 128 Registered: 2/12/2006 Offline
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4/27/2006 at 09:32 |
I never really thought that LordKahuna was homosexual for real until this thread..
Sure, it's not a horrible conversation, but the fact that he is interested in what we are all wearing proves that he is gay.
not that there's anything wrong with that...
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4618 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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4/27/2006 at 13:57 |
shitbox: Vas: I wear turtlenecks.
Fag.
the whole 'hammer' pants thing was goin on and I participated in it. Ghey neon colored rope bracelets and all. Remember those goddamn slap bracelets?
And you dare call anyone fag? In your fanny pack, you store scribbled love notes to Maynard and a tricked-out fortune fish that has as every final marriage partner some member of Tool.
You don't let anyone else use it.
middle_age_man: I've noticed a sickening trend around the university. Grown men wearing capri pants. WTF???
I'm hoping this is gay chic.
Incidentally, I have taken polls and to date I don't know any male who enjoys capri pants on girls. The conclusion I come to is that girls wear them for other girls... like shoes.
freakbass: I never really thought that LordKahuna was homosexual for real until this thread..
Sure, it's not a horrible conversation, but the fact that he is interested in what we are all wearing proves that he is gay.
And the fact that you responded at length -- twice -- proves that you are willing to be the catcher. Batter up, hogtie.
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LOki
Refusenik  SSHOLEPosts: 487 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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4/27/2006 at 17:16 |
The greatest fashion statement I made ever was when I was dressed in 2,000 pounds of 40 mph Volkswagen, and was NOT slowing down for the asshoel who, pants around his knees shuffling, was not getting to the sidewalk fast enough to get there alive.
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1690 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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4/27/2006 at 17:40 |
LOki: The greatest fashion statement I made ever was when I was dressed in 2,000 pounds of 40 mph Volkswagen, and was NOT slowing down for the asshoel who, pants around his knees shuffling, was not getting to the sidewalk fast enough to get there alive.
oh god how i want this to be true.
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MollyMillions
Tender vittles  Posts: 11 Registered: 4/4/2006 Offline
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4/27/2006 at 18:53 |
Since this seems to be the place to fashion fag out, here's a question:
Last weekend I went to a formal wedding. For said occasion, I wore a very nice, mid-60's cocktail dress and jacket. To complete the look I also wore a black pillbox hat with a little bit of netting on it. I was surprised that a couple of people asked me what "that black thing" on my head was. Jackie-fuckin-O, people. One of America's greatest style icons. Has no one seen an Oliver Stone movie? Besides that, the "thing" was ON MY HEAD. Should I chose to wear a flaming lump on shit on my head, it could, technically, be called a HAT.
So, two questions:
1. Is anyone aware that something called a "pillbox" hat exists?
2. Would anyone be able to recognize something like that, were it perched atop a woman's head? |
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4618 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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4/27/2006 at 19:15 |
mundhra: LOki: The greatest fashion statement I made ever was when I was dressed in 2,000 pounds of 40 mph Volkswagen, and was NOT slowing down for the asshoel who, pants around his knees shuffling, was not getting to the sidewalk fast enough to get there alive.
oh god how i want this to be true.
Somehow I suspect that it is.
MollyMillions: 1. Is anyone aware that something called a "pillbox" hat exists?
Yes, though I bet Sears doesn't carry them.
2. Would anyone be able to recognize something like that, were it perched atop a woman's head?
Yes, and as far as I know, no wife ever got fired for emulating Jackie O.
Was it a redneck wedding?
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Wrecker
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4/27/2006 at 19:21 |
I thought a pillbox was something that Sgt Rock was always throwing grenades into to kill Nazis.
Seriously though, these people didn't know that a pillbox is a hat?
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 917 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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4/27/2006 at 19:33 |
I graduated high school in 94', dead-center in alternateen land.
Remember the B.U.M. shirts? What the hell did that stand for? All my girlfriends back in the day wore jelly shoes. Skidz were popular back in the late 80's. Those were the cotton pants that were really baggy, but tight around the ankle, with skulls or other lame graphics.
Anyone ever tight-rolled their pants? How about "drug rugs"? I had a few of these.
I remember all the black kids in HS were wearing baby shit around their neck; bottles, binkies. I really hate b.p.
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Phlebas
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 250 Registered: 7/29/2005 Offline
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4/27/2006 at 20:04 |
I went through a bit of a wigger phase in the late 80's. Pegged Z Cavaricci's, turtlenecks and gold chains prominently displayed (cringe, shudder, cringe).
Like dent, I graduated H.S. in '94 when grunge ruled the land. Flannels, t-shirts, jeans, airwalks... really whatever wasn't too horribly filthy/putrid from teh dorm floor/hamper.
Nowadays, baggy cargo shorts and a button-up shirt with the sleeves rolled or a t-shirt are the standard hang-out attire.
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard SSHOLEPosts: 1690 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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4/27/2006 at 20:10 |
i guess i haven't contributed, not that i have much to contribute...
pretty much jeans, t-shirt, and boots. occasionally sneakers. summer goes shorts and sandals/sometimes sneakers.
work goes dockers/horrible short-sleeved plaid button-ups/polos/sweaters and boots.
i hated school cause my parent's couldn't afford nikes and other bullshit like that. i also invented the tight-roll. i know you don't believe me, but whatever. my mom always used to hem my pants and they'd look all stupid and super bell-bottomy. so i'd roll them up so they wouldn't be as dumb looking. people used to give me shit about when the flood was coming all the fucking time. then two years later? everybody was fucking doing it. well, except for the rednecks. then again, i was from bumfuck pa so maybe it was a parallel development.
graduated in '95. forgot about all the flannel i wore back then. LOL.
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MollyMillions
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4/27/2006 at 20:33 |
vasudeva:
2. Would anyone be able to recognize something like that, were it perched atop a woman's head?
Yes, and as far as I know, no wife ever got fired for emulating Jackie O.
Yeah, she was a real classy broad.
Was it a redneck wedding?
No, it was a Catholic wedding in California. Fucking California. Fucking Catholics. There I thought I was being and respectful and shizz by having my head covered in the church. Shows what I know. |
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MollyMillions
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4/27/2006 at 20:39 |
Wrecker: I thought a pillbox was something that Sgt Rock was always throwing grenades into to kill Nazis.
It's also where Sgt. Sodomy probes recruits with his rifle.
Seriously though, these people didn't know that a pillbox is a hat?
Like I said, it's California. These people are beautiful but dumb as a sack of hammers. I have found that they don't recognize a) rain b) hats or c) speed limits. |
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freakbass
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 128 Registered: 2/12/2006 Offline
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4/27/2006 at 21:25 |
hehe. I can't wait to get back there during the week of E3 and see what everyone is wearing. 
It will be nice to drive 80 miles an hour again. Most of the people in Honolulu have never experienced such things.
Of course, if it is raining in L.A., everyone will slam on their brakes and immediately start going 30.
this is because, as Molly eloquently pointed out, they are idiots.
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middle_age_man
Mostly Harmless  SSHOLEPosts: 427 Registered: 1/11/2005 Offline
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4/28/2006 at 02:49 |
dent: I graduated high school in 94', dead-center in alternateen land.
Remember the B.U.M. shirts? What the hell did that stand for? All my girlfriends back in the day wore jelly shoes. Skidz were popular back in the late 80's. Those were the cotton pants that were really baggy, but tight around the ankle, with skulls or other lame graphics.
Anyone ever tight-rolled their pants? How about "drug rugs"? I had a few of these.
I remember all the black kids in HS were wearing baby shit around their neck; bottles, binkies. I really hate b.p.
Do you mean one of these?
I had a few of them back in the blurry days. Complete with the requisite weed oil stains and pin hole burns.
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Uart
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 1228 Registered: 3/5/2005 Offline
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4/28/2006 at 04:46 |
vasudeva: middle_age_man: I've noticed a sickening trend around the university. Grown men wearing capri pants. WTF???
I'm hoping this is gay chic.
Incidentally, I have taken polls and to date I don't know any male who enjoys capri pants on girls. The conclusion I come to is that girls wear them for other girls... like shoes.
Agreed. The only thing that can make "capri" pants suck more is if guys start wearing them... Whatever happened to simplicity? When its hot, wear shorts, when it isn't, pants. Capris are like the pants for people too retarded to understand the weather report.
PS -- I used to make lame attempts at "grunge" while the whole grunge thing was on its downswing too... Afterwards I was locked into the polo-shirt world of prep school for four years, and now I wear whatever is given to me as a gift. I haven't been clothes shopping since middle school.
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire  SSHOLEPosts: 596 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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5/3/2006 at 04:40 |
This store just opened in town. It fills me with hate and loathing, I think.
Besides, I usually listen to music naked. |
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dinozoa
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 319 Registered: 7/18/2004 Offline
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5/3/2006 at 07:59 |
My basic theory about fashion is that at one point or another, you're not going to like the article of clothing you just bought, so you might as well go as cheap-o as possible.
free t-shirts and stained jeans and the like.
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IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhil
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 244 Registered: 3/17/2005 Offline
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5/5/2006 at 01:41 |
freakmachine: This store just opened in town. It fills me with hate and loathing, I think.
Besides, I usually listen to music naked.
Austin--yech!
go to goodwill, you don't need some trendy faggit fashion buyer to jack the price up 200-500%
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IMBOLCPunxsutawneyPhil
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 244 Registered: 3/17/2005 Offline
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5/5/2006 at 01:50 |
I have always found the goodwill liberating, the salvation army almost as such [except on the east cost where that polarity is different] and for you canuks in vancouver, there is the value village!
countless dead old people have somehow let go of their clothes and they are yours for a discount [rags!] price.
Just the other day I went down to the texass border and bought a pair of jeans for NINETYNINE CENTS--that's less than the cost of a shitty comercial coffee. These jeans were obviously a mechanic's [welding scars and grease baby!] and had been so abused by "real people" that they make the latest trendiest 300$ fashion whore jeans look like rip-offs.
They were a Sear's off brand that got rebranded in the late 90's and regardless of the sizing information had shrunk down to a perfect comfortable size.
On the other side--you can buy that 80$ calvin klein dress fancy pant's shrit for 5$ and then suddenly outclass all the whores trying to be fancy. It's funny what a pair of clothes can do to leverage one's social position.
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 953 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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5/5/2006 at 02:05 |
Goodwill is cool.
I bought a sports jacket for $5.
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dinozoa
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 319 Registered: 7/18/2004 Offline
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5/5/2006 at 03:12 |
All the goodwills and salvation armies and thrift shops have been mined out in the Bay Area. You're lucky if you can find a $15 pair of jeans at a fancy used clothing store.
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