MOMAD
That Weird Stain on the Ceiling   SSHOLE |
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5/24/2002 at 13:38  |
You've probably heard about this story by now. I didn't know until yesterday that it happened in my hometown of Danbury, CT. This girl, like the rest of us, acknowledged the fact that there is jack shit to do in Danbury, but WOW did she go about amusing herself the wrong way. The picture of her being her secret "sexy" self looks like half of the girls in my junior high school, the ones who were seen as trashy and dirty. What the hell is wrong with that town? It's either white trash or white picket-fence, depending on the neighborhood. This girl managed to be both. If she had managed her Danbury boredom by hanging out at people's houses watching TV or getting stoned or going to Denny's like the rest of us, she'd still be alive. But I guess when you're 13, meeting people on the internet and having them pick you up and have sex is easier to do than going to a friend's house, since you can't drive. And the guy who killed her was in my graduating class. I beam with pride. http://www.newstimes.com/cgi-bin/dbs.cgi?db=news&view_records=1&id=29005
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4618 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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5/24/2002 at 14:54 |
Delicious.
"I’d see her every day, walking the dogs," said Cora Branson, one of their neighbors. "When I heard about her this morning, that’s what I thought of — who will be taking care of those dogs?" Haha. This neighbor of hers clearly had her priorities in place and understood the inherent worth of this girl. That is, as a dog-walker and little else. "Oh, she's dead? Good. I think we'd had enough of that little whore. But who's going to walk Mrs. Anderson's poor dogs?!"
On Friday Long went to the Danbury Fair mall to meet Saul Dos Reis, a 25-year-old Greenwich man. As in the past, they had sex. But this time Dos Reis ended the encounter in his car by strangling Long. That's a nice way to end any date, really. You ought to try it sometime. Makes your dates much more pliable.
This story made it onto rotten.com. If this alone wasn't enough Friday hilarity for you, here's an image of a Russian cop punching a Russian baby:
Damn, those Russians are spunky. Especially the police. (Taken from here.)
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