spanky
Tender vittles  Posts: 5 Registered: 1/26/2005 Offline
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1/26/2005 at 19:45  |
Tell me what you think of my pimped out site! 
http://www.pimpproject.com
[Edited on 23/2/2005 by spanky]
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straydog1980
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 531 Registered: 6/16/2004 Offline
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1/26/2005 at 19:54 |
Pimpin' Ain't E-Z
but picking on your site is. Try having at least one picture (not including redirects) on your front page that is a 3 or over on the 1-10 scale. Meet Mindy? NO THANK YOU.
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.   SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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1/26/2005 at 20:02 |
Tell me what you think of my pimped out site!
http://www.pimpproject.com
[Edited on 26/1/2005 by spanky]
It Sucks.
It takes more than a bunch of second rate dirty pictures to make a good porn site.
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spanky
Tender vittles Posts: 5 Registered: 1/26/2005 Offline
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1/26/2005 at 20:06 |
Wow, tough crowd. Thanks for the input, but I thought pics of naked chicks was a good thing?
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4618 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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1/26/2005 at 20:09 |
It's also the easiest thing to come by on the Internet.
Also, your front page is almost indistinguishable from those "FREE PREVIEW!!!" sites that don't really offer much of a free preview and instead make every link go to their signup page.
When I see those, I go back immediately, unless there's something funny in the pictures like landcrabs or the Village People.
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2525 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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1/26/2005 at 20:12 |
Like undressing the Village People with crapcock's such as myself's eyes
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magicchex
Fuckin' your bitches and stealin' your cars since 1985.  SSHOLEPosts: 561 Registered: 1/5/2005 Offline
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1/26/2005 at 20:53 |
WTF is this site. you're an idiot
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1935 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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1/26/2005 at 23:33 |
Thanks, I appreaciate having some dumb cunts twat shoved in my face as I open the site. Tell your sister to stop picking the scabs.
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Heather
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1/27/2005 at 00:32 |
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1691 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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1/27/2005 at 01:52 |
Goddammit man, need more Walruscock!
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acheron
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1/27/2005 at 02:09 |
Hah. Another "critique" successful.
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Evildigitz
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 143 Registered: 4/6/2004 Offline
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1/27/2005 at 15:00 |
Dumbskull: Thanks, I appreaciate having some dumb cunts twat shoved in my face as I open the site. Tell your sister to stop picking the scabs.
HAHAHAHA LOL'in Big time! +1 Ocelot to DS (not that I'm qualified to be handing out the Ocelots here but wtf-evAr)
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ran93r
Tender vittles  Posts: 42 Registered: 7/24/2003 Offline
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1/27/2005 at 16:04 |
I had Pink Shit once |
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Tagnut
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 219 Registered: 11/27/2004 Offline
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1/27/2005 at 16:16 |
We're sorry, but this element is no longer available. If you are the owner of this page, please delete this element.
WTF? 
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4618 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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1/27/2005 at 16:19 |
Evildigitz: Dumbskull: Thanks, I appreaciate having some dumb cunts twat shoved in my face as I open the site. Tell your sister to stop picking the scabs.
HAHAHAHA LOL'in Big time! +1 Ocelot to DS (not that I'm qualified to be handing out the Ocelots here but wtf-evAr)
Yeah, I'm not sure what's going on here, but Dumbskull has had the ocelot power lately. It feels like a trick from destiny.
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wolfer
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 483 Registered: 12/1/2003 Offline
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1/27/2005 at 17:09 |
First make the fucking link clickable. Its not that hard read the help section. Second as was stated I hate clicking on a pic only to get a sign up page that doesnt even have the fucking picture on it. More free pics and some video. Add in some beastiality and youll be getting somewhere.
[Edited on 27/1/2005 by wolfer]
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 917 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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1/27/2005 at 17:48 |
Baaa. I'll stick with TPG free porn sites. I'm not gonna make fun of your site because I don't open porn at work. But, from everyone else's opinion, I suggest you make your site not suck.
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spanky
Tender vittles Posts: 5 Registered: 1/26/2005 Offline
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2/23/2005 at 17:52 |
Thanks everyone, I took your advice and I think it's getting there. I tried to get rid of the blind links and there is now actual free porn there, with actual pictures that come up when you click on them
Any other suggestions would be appreciated. And hey, here's a hint, it's ok to be nice about it. I was really asking for advice.
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shitbox
my balls your chin, get used to that idea  SSHOLEPosts: 979 Registered: 1/9/2005 Offline
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2/24/2005 at 08:31 |
spanky: Thanks everyone, I took your advice and I think it's getting there. I tried to get rid of the blind links and there is now actual free porn there, with actual pictures that come up when you click on them
Any other suggestions would be appreciated. And hey, here's a hint, it's ok to be nice about it. I was really asking for advice.
Stop making websites
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spanky
Tender vittles Posts: 5 Registered: 1/26/2005 Offline
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2/24/2005 at 17:20 |
Stop using your computer as a medium to hide behind and act like a DICK.
Shweetbox: spanky: Thanks everyone, I took your advice and I think it's getting there. I tried to get rid of the blind links and there is now actual free porn there, with actual pictures that come up when you click on them
Any other suggestions would be appreciated. And hey, here's a hint, it's ok to be nice about it. I was really asking for advice.
Stop making websites
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 908 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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2/24/2005 at 18:18 |
Dude, do you think you could try and cram a little more bullshit advertising and blind links onto your site? Seriously, I really don't think you have enough to really piss off your visitors.
If you're trying to set up a porn blog or a tgp site, then you need moar actual content, but I suspect you're actually trying to just make a quick buck off innocent porn-surfers with pay-per-click advertising.
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spanky
Tender vittles Posts: 5 Registered: 1/26/2005 Offline
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2/24/2005 at 18:23 |
Thanks, I'll work on it.
Lefen: Dude, do you think you could try and cram a little more bullshit advertising and blind links onto your site? Seriously, I really don't think you have enough to really piss off your visitors.
If you're trying to set up a porn blog or a tgp site, then you need moar actual content, but I suspect you're actually trying to just make a quick buck off innocent porn-surfers with pay-per-click advertising.
Lefen awards 1 out a possible 5 limey points.
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