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1/25/2005 at 04:47
I'm an old advertising hack, so let's have a brainstorming session. What's yer submission for Unofficial Linkswarm Slogan? Be funny, irreverent, metaphysical or serious. Whatever. I'll start...

Linkswarm: At the Edge of Reason






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1/25/2005 at 05:00

LinkSwarm, Where Choke Sex Rulez






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1/25/2005 at 05:28

Linkswarm.com: Sex changes are painless and ass rapes are free






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1/25/2005 at 06:11

Linkswarm....Home of the lost penist hedz






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1/25/2005 at 08:38

Linkswarm - As useful as The Australian House Sitters Directory and as interesting as Nerd Boy

Just Kidding....

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1/25/2005 at 09:22

Linkswarm - Teh home of electronic barbarity






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1/25/2005 at 10:35

Linkswarm - Abusing alphabetical fruit, starting with the "z" apple
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1/25/2005 at 12:29

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1/25/2005 at 13:29

LinkSwarm: Come For The Sandwiches, Stay For The Metric Socket Wrenches






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1/25/2005 at 13:50

Link Swarm: It's cool to be an elitist prick when you really are the elite.






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1/25/2005 at 14:23

Linkswarm: Hotter than a post op Tara Reid






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I think you accidentally drew a hexapus.


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1/25/2005 at 15:09

Linkswarm - Where the suck stops.







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1/25/2005 at 15:12

LinkSwarm-Giving the 13 colonies back to the British






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1/25/2005 at 15:16

Linkswarm...Dare to post






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1/25/2005 at 15:16

Linkswarm.com - Giving Johnny Carson a Reach Around From the Other Side






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1/25/2005 at 15:25

Linkswarm: Where even the asses have hats.






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1/25/2005 at 15:31

linkswarm.com : Like Mecca for Infidels






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1/25/2005 at 15:34

Linkswarm - If you aint swarming you're teh ghey.






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1/25/2005 at 15:38

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Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get


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1/25/2005 at 15:53

LinkSwarm

Come on in and post, so we can abuse you,
We will call you a fucktard and cumcock and a dirty jew
You can comment in the forums and say what you wish,
But the swarmers will know you are still fucking jewish
Or type up a journal and tell us your personal thoughts,
We will just comment about your faggotry and your love for cock
But don't let that bother you and come join us in IRC,
You can have your address and phone number posted by Qwerty,
In here we will call you names that you have never heard,
Like anagravy, fuckbeard and cucmcockery - nothings too absurd
So let me introduce some of the assholes you will meet,
Ghostrideryyz, Sexninja and Tagnut, Dumbskull and Azron 123
Braindent, Vasudeva, Hobo and Straydog1980,
Evil Digitz and Metatron and that fucking faggot Qwerty
Magicchex, Fastlane, McgoatCheese and Dr. Cube,
MadTurk, Heather, Barch97 and Lefen and Ragoo
If I've left you out, it's because I could fucking care,
You are probably a boy fucker or an AIDS filled anal queer
So once again come join the family of the internet,
But a verbal beating and a mouth full of cum is the only thing you'll get...

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1/25/2005 at 16:02

LMAO Dent






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1/25/2005 at 16:03

Linkswarm.com: Abusing Qwerty and his strange beliefs since 'Ought-Four.






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1/25/2005 at 16:08

Linkswarm.com - Where the lunatics run the asylum.








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1/25/2005 at 16:39

Linkswarm.com, "Are we all having a killer time?"






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1/25/2005 at 16:44

Linkswarm.com - I will rend thee in gabberwarts with my burglecruncheon, see if I don't!






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1/25/2005 at 17:10

LinkSwarm.com - Join teh swarm or die.






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1/25/2005 at 17:24

Linkswarm... Please sir, may I have some more porn?

Linkswarm...How can you can have your porn if you don't lick your meat?






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1/25/2005 at 17:32

Linkswarm... We don't need no self control

I had to






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1/25/2005 at 17:33

LINKSWARM- DO YOU CYBER? (LOL)






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