vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth  SSHOLEPosts: 4398 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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1/14/2005 at 18:42 |
You ever cry when afraid or in pain? To me, that's the wierd shit.
OH SHIT, LEG BROKE! I KNOW -- I'LL WEEP!
OMG ZOMBIES DOWNSTAIRS! I KNOW -- I'LL WEEP!
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Dumbskull
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1/14/2005 at 18:53 |
I cried when my grandson was born.
Other than that one slip, I have found drugs take away all emotions.
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Jacket
Tender vittles  Posts: 23 Registered: 12/20/2004 Offline
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1/14/2005 at 19:20 |
Moments that made me tear up:
Telling my dad that I was gonna be a father
When my daughter popped out (i was crying more than her)
When I graduated college (but that was less graduating and more saying goodbye to friends and the easy life)
When my ex threatened to take away my daughter
when I puke (no idea why, eyes just water up)
Bottom line, it's a-ok, if you wouldn't have teared up, all the guys in that meeting may have thought you a heartless prick. Let em fly when you have to. |
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Evildigitz
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 143 Registered: 4/6/2004 Offline
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1/14/2005 at 21:48 |
I dont think I cry enough, I cried last month but as I mentioned when I reintroduced myself after not popping here for most of a month - I had a reason too. Other then that, the only other time I cried within the last 5 years was about 8 months ago when my wife and I were going through a bad patch and were almost deciding to end our marriage there and then - it went like this
1) Talking to each other regarding the "situation"
2) 30 mins later - screaming and ranting and blaming each other for everything
3) 30 mins later - planning the date we were going to leave each other
4) 5 mins - later crying and hugging like little babies
Although it took a while to sort ourselfs out I think I realised how damn much I love my wife at that point.
Thats enought being serious --- YOU ARE ALL CRAPCOCKS and I'm an ooohhh tuffguy.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1894 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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1/14/2005 at 22:01 |
PUSSIES, every fucking one of you tough guyz are nuttin but bulshit pussies!
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ghostrider
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1/14/2005 at 22:08 |
Dumbskull: PUSSIES, every fucking one of you tough guyz are nuttin but bulshit pussies!
that makes me sad 
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Lefen
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1/14/2005 at 22:19 |
Dumbskull: I cried when my grandson was born.
Ha, GrannySkull
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 831 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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1/14/2005 at 23:51 |
OH SHIT, LEG BROKE! I KNOW -- I'LL WEEP!
OMG ZOMBIES DOWNSTAIRS! I KNOW -- I'LL WEEP!
I cannot stop laughing at that.
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 902 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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1/15/2005 at 04:35 |
I haven't cried in a long time.
The last thing I remember really crying about was when my cat died.
After that, I hated cats.
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Evildigitz
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 143 Registered: 4/6/2004 Offline
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1/15/2005 at 08:20 |
Vas: I think you are have issues regarding a future invasion of zombies. Just what exactly is it that you have inside info on? You can tell me, I can handle it, I’ve played and watched Resident Evil!
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dragonstaff
Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die  SSHOLEPosts: 741 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline
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1/15/2005 at 09:28 |
Speaking of tearing up, this did it for me:
In Phoenix, Arizona, a 26-year-old mother stared
down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of
terminal leukemia. Although her heart was filled
with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of
determination. Like any parent, she wanted her
son to grow up and fulfill all his dreams. Now
that was no longer possible.
The leukemia would see to that. But she still
wanted her son's dreams to come true. She took
her son's hand and asked, "Billy, did you ever
think about what you wanted to be once you grew
up? Did you ever dream and wish what you would do
with your life?"
Mommy, "I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up."
Mom smiled back and said, "Let's see if we can
make your wish come true."
Later that day she went to her local fire
department in Phoenix, Arizona, where she met
Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Phoenix.
She explained her son's final wish and asked if
it might be possible to give her six-year-old son
a ride around the block on a fire engine.
Fireman Bob said, "Look, we can do better than
that. If you'll have your son ready at seven
o'clock Wednesday morning, we'll make him an
honorary fireman for the whole day. He can come
down to the fire station, eat with us, go out on
all the fire calls, the whole nine yards! And if
you'll give us! his sizes, we'll get a real fire
uniform for him, with a real fire hat-not a toy
one-with the emblem of the Phoenix Fire
Department on it, a yellow slicker like we wear
and rubber boots. They're all manufactured right
here in Phoenix, so we can get them fast."
Three days later Fireman Bob picked up Billy,
dressed him in his fire uniform and escorted him
from his hospital bed to the waiting hook and
ladder truck. Billy got to sit on the back of the
truck and help steer it back to the fire station.
He was in heaven. There were three fire calls in
Phoenix that day and Billy got to go out on all
three calls. He rode in the different fire
engines, the paramedic's van, and even the fire chief's car.
He was also videotaped for the local news
program. Having his dream come true, with all the
love and attention that was lavished upon him, so
deeply touched Billy that he lived three months
longer than any doctor thought possible.
One night all of his vital signs began to drop
dramatically and the head nurse, who believed in
the hospice concept that no one should die alone,
began to call the family members to the hospital.
Then she remembered the day Billy had spent as a
fireman, so she called the Fire Chief and asked
if it would be possible to send a fireman in
uniform to the hospital to be with Billy as he
made his transition. The chief replied, "We can
do better than that. We'll be there in five
minutes. Will you please do me a favour?
When you hear the sirens screaming and see the
lights flashing, will you announce over the PA
system that there is not a fire? It's just the
fire department coming to see one of its finest
members one more time. And will you open the window to his room?
About five minutes later a hook and ladder truck
arrived at the hospital and extended its ladder
up to Billy's third floor open window
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1894 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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1/15/2005 at 09:31  |
You are going to get spanked!
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dragonstaff
Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die  SSHOLEPosts: 741 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline
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1/15/2005 at 10:25 |
Yeah,I know. But I once played Santa to a three year old girl with a tumor the size of a tennis ball growing out of her head, nearly a month before christmas. She died two weeks later, without ever being able to dream, let alone articulate them. So sick kids get to me everytime. ( Even more since I had rugrats of my own).
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barch97
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 588 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline
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1/15/2005 at 12:29 |
firemen don't wear "slickers".
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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1/15/2005 at 14:35 |
barch97: firemen don't wear "slickers".
Most almost mostly black people try to avoid being so anal.
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barch97
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 588 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline
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1/15/2005 at 17:01 |
it's not that I was being anal. it's more about the authenticity of your story. I am not nor do I aspire to be a fireman. I know far too many of them and I assure you, I want no part of their silliness. I think that anyone that's ever met a fireman and is reading your story will immediately recognize that a fireman would NEVER call it a "slicker". I and anyone else that's even bumped into a fireman will tell you that there is surely some acronym for the super dooper high-tech shit they wear. Sure to you and I, it's a "slicker" but to a fireman, it's a ERDS or some other foolishness.
It's pretty obvious that your story is fictional by the choice of character names but even more so that you would quote a fireman calling it a "slicker" is just plain stoopit.
do gooder next time.
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MadTurk
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 167 Registered: 3/11/2002 Offline
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1/15/2005 at 20:52 |
I couldn't believe the number of people audibly crying, sobbing even, behind me in the theater at the end of "Fellowship of the Ring" when Aragorn sets Boromir to rest. It really pissed me off - my willing suspension of disbelief in a great movie tampered with by a bunch of public-crying reality-deprived bullshit pussies.
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dragonstaff
Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die  SSHOLEPosts: 741 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline
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1/15/2005 at 23:58 |
Not my personal experience- Found the story somewhere and thought it was apt.
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fastlane
Zombie scream style  SSHOLEPosts: 649 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline
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1/16/2005 at 00:09 |
This thread makes me cry and giggle like a school gurl.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1894 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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1/16/2005 at 00:34 |
As opposed to way you cry and giggle like a school gurl all other times?
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Heather
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 602 Registered: 11/24/2004 Offline
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1/16/2005 at 02:02 |
mundhra: crying in public is just bad form, regardless of your sex. I concur.
ghostboy: Right-o...i've cried too much in my life. my life has been a volley of physical and mental pain, more than most people experience (my opinion). i don't really cry now, as i'm all cried out.
I'm cried-out too. Sometimes I regret it. But that starts a spiral of self pity that I've tired-out. Still sometimes I regret it. When I look over at my husband wiping his eyes after Extreme Makover, I wish I could be moved so easily. It's not that I get moved to tears often and have to fight it. I rarely get moved to tears. Didn't cry when my grandparents passed, when I dislocated my elbow, when I graduated or when I gave birth to the kids. |
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1894 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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1/16/2005 at 02:40 |
Good girl, suck it up, then let it all out with a wave of rage and emotion taking out strangers and bi-standers! YEAH!
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government_death_robot
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 902 Registered: 4/23/2004 Offline
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1/16/2005 at 02:50 |
Let's all be more angry and less sad.
Now.
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SexNinja
the illest nigga  SSHOLEPosts: 1517 Registered: 10/28/2007 Offline
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1/16/2005 at 02:53 |
:<
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Tagnut
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 219 Registered: 11/27/2004 Offline
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1/16/2005 at 02:54 |
government_death_robot: Let's all be more angry and less sad.
Now.
OK 
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qwerty
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 628 Registered: 9/8/2004 Offline
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1/17/2005 at 12:09  |

Hmmm I wonder if the growth of those accepting men cry and the growth of gay people has anything in common?
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dragonstaff
Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die  SSHOLEPosts: 741 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline
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1/17/2005 at 13:16 |
No.
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HOBO
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1/18/2005 at 02:54 |

This thread makes me cry. You make me ashamed. please stop. K? thnxs.
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Lumpy_McKwiz
All I know is I don't know  SSHOLEPosts: 63 Registered: 12/18/2004 Offline
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1/18/2005 at 06:39 |
I cried very few times in my life, considered somewhat of a badass by my peers. It was put to me once that if the world was coming to an end people would bring their families to me for protection, anyways....
All this was until my sister died 4 years ago at the age of 21. Almost instant deathfrom a brain aneurysm. We were pretty close, she was in ICU for several days all but braindead, I never cried a drop, my parents were wrecks, I did all the talking with the doctors. We decided to pull the plug, I choked back a few tears when we said goodbye. That night I was the one that took the call that she was gone and the organ "harvesting" had gone well. I lost it, sobbed uncontrollably for a good hour. Then back to normal except for 2 small differences.
1)Now everyone else's sorrows means less than shit to me.
"Your grandpa died? Go fuck yourself he was 80. Your moms in the hospital? Get over it ya fucking donut.
2) Certain movies make me cry when no movie could before. Like "What Dreams May Come" with Robin Williams, I sob like a Downsie that lost his helmet.
BTW, Dumbskull is extra vicious recently. Sounds like she needs a big....hug, yeah that's it
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wolfer
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 425 Registered: 12/1/2003 Offline
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1/18/2005 at 06:46 |
Hey Lumpy. I can see where that would get anybody losing a young close family member like that. But everyone else also has feeling for there loved ones.
Actually I didnt cry when the cops beat my ass. I cried when later the 3 broken ribs I had and the internal pains that I got from the beating made me lose my job and have to find something else to take care of my family. I felt bad that I couldnt do my job and take care of my family like I have been doing. Knowing that I would have to start over in a new profession. My spirits were broke and all because of a bastard pig.
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