zapple
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 86 Registered: 1/1/2005 Offline
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1/13/2005 at 18:43 |
You all are so interested in me, so I'll tell you about the real Zapple. My name is John, I'm 41 and have 3 kids who are pretty much the reason why I exist. Nothing much matters to me except them. My twins are 14 and thier younger sister is 12. I am a part time teacher and I'm hoping to get a full time position soon, otherwise I'll have to take a manufacturing job or something similar, which I would rather not so, but will if I have to. I have a GF but she is dead set on getting married and I am dead set against it. It's causing quite a rift in our relationship and I don't suspect we'll last much longer. I play guitar in a blues band. We don't gig much. We focus most of our energies on writing and recording. I have some of our stuff in mp3 if anyone is intersested in hearing it. I live in Portland, Maine and hate it. Too fucking cold. I want to leave here in a big way, but I can't be away from my kids.
Well, there you go. There's who Zap is.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth   SSHOLEPosts: 4394 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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1/13/2005 at 18:48 |
Hey Zap.
Can I see a picture of the twins?
Barring that, the girlfriend? Thx.
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zapple
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 86 Registered: 1/1/2005 Offline
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1/13/2005 at 18:59 |
I don't have any stored on my computer, and I don'thave a scanner, so the best I can do is wait until they're here this weekend and snap a pic with my digital cam. Then I can post one. |
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zapple
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 86 Registered: 1/1/2005 Offline
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1/13/2005 at 19:03 |
Are you being sincere or do you want to photoshop them? |
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ragoo
We are not amused.  SSHOLEPosts: 649 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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1/13/2005 at 19:08 |
zapple: Are you being sincere or do you want to photoshop them?
You can trust vas, Zap. Or not.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 896 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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1/13/2005 at 22:22 |
post some mp3's dude.
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4394 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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1/13/2005 at 22:24 |
zapple: Are you being sincere or do you want to photoshop them?
Let's stop interrogating a whiteboy, and pony up.
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Sachsenpaule
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 165 Registered: 11/16/2003 Offline
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1/13/2005 at 22:49 |
Why do you try to warrant your presence here?
I dont understand it.
Im just a guest here, ill know, but i never had the need to justify my presence here. And hey, im not an american, im from the evil "we dont support iraq war front"- germany.
So you have do to here, what everybody has to do here:
Your destination is to entertain us, im not in this irc stuff here, but as far as i can tell, you doing well in entertaining us.
You are (if you are what you are) linkswarms janet jackson.
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LOki
Refusenik  SSHOLEPosts: 483 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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1/13/2005 at 22:59 |
POST MP3S!!!!!!!!!!
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Sachsenpaule
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 165 Registered: 11/16/2003 Offline
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1/13/2005 at 23:12 |
ok, big white guy, thats your chance:
post mp3s 
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1608 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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1/13/2005 at 23:35 |
What is the name of your band?
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HOBO
* b0bo has quit IRC ('Exit')  SSHOLEPosts: 1113 Registered: 3/19/2002 Offline
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1/13/2005 at 23:40 |
The gay Zapple experience? MP3 up!
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1891 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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1/14/2005 at 01:47 |
LORDKAHUNA: What is the name of your band?
The Portland Penis Wrinklers
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dragonstaff
Too old to Rock and Roll...too young to die  SSHOLEPosts: 741 Registered: 8/19/2004 Offline
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1/14/2005 at 02:51 |
OK, if you want to be serious, lets here the damned music and see if you got what it takes.
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 828 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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1/14/2005 at 02:52 |
I fucking hate you, you piece of faggart.
But, I still want to hear mp3's, since i am a guitar god. Maybe if you can jam, MAYBE I will forget that you are a lying piece of niglet and actually almost respect you. So, cowboy up, you silly fuck.
With love,
me
xoxoxo
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ghostrider
liberal exit  SSHOLEPosts: 2410 Registered: 7/29/2004 Offline
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1/14/2005 at 03:05 |
some indians called corn "maize"
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position! SSHOLEPosts: 1891 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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1/14/2005 at 03:25 |
Hillbilly rednecks call it toilet paper.
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crystalpipes
Tender vittles  Posts: 21 Registered: 10/9/2004 Offline
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1/14/2005 at 10:01 |
Let us hear the music
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barch97
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 588 Registered: 6/18/2003 Offline
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1/14/2005 at 13:01 |
got any naked pictures of the girlfriend?
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache SSHOLEPosts: 1608 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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1/14/2005 at 13:24 |
ghostrideryyz: some indians called corn "maize"
Some Indians called buffalo "tatonka".
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azron123
I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.  SSHOLEPosts: 1505 Registered: 3/6/2003 Offline
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1/14/2005 at 13:49 |
LORDKAHUNA: ghostrideryyz: some indians called corn "maize"
Some Indians called buffalo "tatonka".
I call anything on four hooves dinner.
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Sachsenpaule
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 165 Registered: 11/16/2003 Offline
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1/14/2005 at 13:57 |
LORDKAHUNA: ghostrideryyz: some indians called corn "maize"
Some Indians called buffalo "tatonka".
Like the backpacks?
Corn is called "Mais" in germany.
The name mais derived from the indian "mays".
Therefore, the mayas called themself "people (humans) of corn"
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4394 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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1/14/2005 at 14:22 |
Better than the stupid Pueblos. "Hello. Welcome to our land. We are known as the People." Gaywads.
On the other hand, the tribe my grandfather's part of got their Americanized name from an enemy's slur. Every time you say "Sioux" you're saying "snakes".
So watch it, motherfuckers.
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mundhra
dread pirate neckbeard  SSHOLEPosts: 1615 Registered: 3/25/2002 Offline
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1/14/2005 at 15:35 |
you fuking SNAEK! |
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4394 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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1/14/2005 at 15:43 |
TOMAHAWK@YRSCALP
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mundhra
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1/14/2005 at 17:20 |
SMALLPOXBLANKETS@YRTEEPEE |
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get SSHOLEPosts: 828 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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1/14/2005 at 19:57 |
Back to the subject at hand, Zapple, redeem yourself. Send us some cool music and you could be taken seriously, for once.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position! SSHOLEPosts: 1891 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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1/14/2005 at 22:07 |
Fuck nuts... all of you. You want to bring the troll up to the surface you have to bait him with something that he will loosen his bowels as well as bring a tear to his glassy blank eyes.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3 SSHOLEPosts: 896 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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1/14/2005 at 22:22 |
Dumbskull:
You want to bring the troll up to the surface you have to bait him with something...
I bet naked pictures of GrannySkull would do the trick
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vasudeva
Bad Taste in your Mouth SSHOLEPosts: 4394 Registered: 3/8/2002 Offline
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1/14/2005 at 22:23 |
mundhra: SMALLPOXBLANKETS@YRTEEPEE
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