DrCube
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1/8/2005 at 09:56 |
I heard about this a few months ago, but it appears that Budweiser has finally gone public with advertising and I think they are now selling it at local package stores.
Reviews I've read so far have reported that it tastes like shit. If any of you have had redbull by itself, you know that it doesn't really have the best taste. Add vodka to it and you have a bad tasting heart attack in a glass.
The thing I don't understand is how the FDA actually approved a drink which combines stimulants and depressents. I mean, they are only 10oz cans, but I doubt it is healthy for you. Then again, its Budweiser, and it will taste like crap and RedNecks trying to stay awake on their tractors will love it.
Back to Early Morning Pulp Fiction/Resevoir Dogs/Kill Bill Marathon
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zapple
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1/8/2005 at 12:38 |
Budweiser=Drunk redneck inbred fuck puking in the back of police cruiser.
Q. What does a Bud drinker's daughter say.
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ragoo
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1/8/2005 at 14:54 |
Q. How do you circumcise a Bud drinker?
A. Kick his sister in the chin.
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Dumbskull
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1/8/2005 at 16:36 |
"Contemporary adults thirst for variety and what's new, and our B-to-the-E delivers a beverage that is true to their lifestyles and range of drinking occasions," said Pat McGauley, senior director of New Products and High End Brands, Anheuser-Busch, Inc. "Our new B-to-the-E provides caffeine, guarana, and ginseng in a great tasting beer."
No true Redneck would ever tough that shit.
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1/8/2005 at 17:04 |
You got that right skull.
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zapple
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1/8/2005 at 17:07 |
Ragoo: Q. How do you circumcise a Bud drinker?
A. Kick his sister in the chin.
That's a good one Ragspew! |
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Dumbskull
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1/8/2005 at 18:02 |
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it very fast, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer.
After drinking the next one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for another beer. This happens about another seven times before the curious bartender asks, "What you got in your pocket buddy?"
The man replies, "It's a picture of my wife. When she starts to look good, I'll go home."
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1622 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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1/8/2005 at 21:06 |
zapple: Budweiser=Drunk redneck inbred fuck puking in the back of police cruiser.
Q. What does a Bud drinker's daughter say.
A. Get off me now dad, your crushing my smokes.
THANKS ALOT, YOU HAVE RUINED MY FAVORITE JOKE FOR ALL TIME!!!
Now go eat a bowl of this
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Jacket
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1/9/2005 at 03:08 |
On the Drew Carey Show, wasn't 'Buzz Beer' the same thing? Dumb ideas aside, isnt this some sort of rip off? |
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magicchex
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1/9/2005 at 08:17 |
There's this drink called Sparks they sell around ehre and have sold as long as I remember, its 6% and highly caffinated. It's like a citrus thing. Not very good but this is an old idea.
Sparks comes in a 16?oz can or so bright orange words. So the lil kiddies can start drinking/ |
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Dumbskull
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1/9/2005 at 08:44 |
Hook'em when their young... YEAH!
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wolfer
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1/9/2005 at 08:55 |
Theres this drink called Absinth and its very strong and taken the right way is much like heroin. enjoy  |
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magicchex
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1/9/2005 at 20:36 |
wolfer: Theres this drink called Absinth and its very strong and taken the right way is much like heroin. enjoy
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Tagnut
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1/9/2005 at 21:52 |
Dat shit made Van Gogh cut his ear off.
[Edited on 9/1/2005 by Tagnut]
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government_death_robot
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1/9/2005 at 22:24 |
Jacket: On the Drew Carey Show, wasn't 'Buzz Beer' the same thing? Dumb ideas aside, isnt this some sort of rip off?
Buzz Beer was just coffee-flavored beer, I think.
But then again, I could be wrong.
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ghostrider
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1/10/2005 at 01:45 |
big boobs are teh aw350m3...oh fUck, wrong thread
IIIIIyouyouyou
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1/14/2005 at 17:52 |
wolfer: Theres this drink called Absinth and its very strong and taken the right way is much like heroin. enjoy
Yes.
Anyway, caffeine increases the amount of alcohol which is absorbed by the body. Which means that the alcohol works faster and stronger.
Im sure, some people will like it.
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1/14/2005 at 18:01 |
Sachsenpaule: wolfer: Theres this drink called Absinth and its very strong and taken the right way is much like heroin. enjoy
Yes.
Anyway, caffeine increases the amount of alcohol which is absorbed by the body. Which means that the alcohol works faster and stronger.
Im sure, some people will like it.
The Absinthe you're all drooling over doesn't exist anymore. (yes, I've been to Europe, a few times, and had Absinthe, a few times). It's not the same, mind-expanding shit of legend ( never really was, anyways ) All accounts I have read from the turn of the century talk of a bad drunk coupled with deadly hangover......Long Live The Green Fairye
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3/7/2005 at 18:11 |
ghostrideryyz:
The Absinthe you're all drooling over doesn't exist anymore. (yes, I've been to Europe, a few times, and had Absinthe, a few times). It's not the same, mind-expanding shit of legend ( never really was, anyways )[Edited on 14/1/2005 by ghostrideryyz]
Doesn't exist anymore... legally... there are still some czech guys who make the good stuff in their bathtubs... |
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vasudeva
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3/7/2005 at 18:32 |
I heard about this a few months ago, but it appears that Budweiser has finally gone public with advertising and I think they are now selling it at local package stores.
They were giving this shit away at the Martini walk a few weekends ago and I got to try it. I can officially say it's "yucky". Also, the name is completely stupid.
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3/7/2005 at 18:36 |
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shitbox
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3/7/2005 at 19:04  |
There is this shit called "SPARKS" and you can get it at any AM/PM. ITs fucking malt liquor and ginseng(fuckit), taurine, taurine and other shit. It has the color of raidatior fluid and isnt bottled by rednecks.
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LilBabyPissmouth
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3/8/2005 at 17:31 |
vasudeva:
They were giving this shit away at the Martini walk a few weekends ago and I got to try it. I can officially say it's "yucky". Also, the name is completely stupid.
BABY YOU'RE CRAZY! I DISAGREE!!
It's heaven in a can; almost as good as Milwaukee's Beast ICE.
mmmm gurgle
Well, then again, my taste in beer tends to be substandard.
*shrug*
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3/9/2005 at 12:32 |
Beer and Caffine?
Sure if you need a gimik to drink go for it... It'll end up like the Vodka and RedBull mixes (Sauchenpaul mentioned this).
But if you want to kill yourself with grog there's a rumor that old style snakebites made with real english cider is lethal after a small number of pints. Lefen? Evil Digits? Any other poms that can varify this?
Note: Snake bite is beer and cider and a nip of red cordial.
Also Absynth does exist just not to the potency. Plus early drinkers used to lace it with poison. Now enough about that and more about something else.
Has anyone ever heard of
Cannabis Vodka
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RoozleRose
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3/9/2005 at 19:15 |
Gee, just what we need, a bunch of wide-awake drunks! Frankly, I'd much rather try Querty's Cannabis Vodka.
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Gothmog
busy lil bee bzz bzz bzz!  SSHOLEPosts: 202 Registered: 12/12/2003 Offline
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3/9/2005 at 22:14 |
vasudeva: I heard about this a few months ago, but it appears that Budweiser has finally gone public with advertising and I think they are now selling it at local package stores.
They were giving this shit away at the Martini walk a few weekends ago and I got to try it. I can officially say it's "yucky". Also, the name is completely stupid.
I'll second that. It wasn't that it was bad as much as it tastes like beer and redbull mixed together. Kinda like that half coke/diet coke concoction they tried to sell months ago. I don't get it. Any jackass can make something that tastes like a mixture of two things by pouring them together. You would figure a beer manufacturer the size of bud might actually try to make a beer that tasted like fucking BEER but had caffiene in it. Go figure.
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vasudeva
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3/10/2005 at 15:20 |
RoozleRose: Gee, just what we need, a bunch of wide-awake drunks! Frankly, I'd much rather try Querty's Cannabis Vodka.
I dunno, I like self-medicating to the proper quiver-and-slosh. My favorite trick is a good hard shot of espresso followed by a shot of vodka before going out. It keeps me from falling asleep at the bar 8 alcohol units later.
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LOki
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4/5/2005 at 20:50 |
I am sad that i did not read this thread before I tried that shit.
Overwhelmingly sad. 
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Acidburn
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4/5/2005 at 21:44 |
So it's safe to say millions of kiddies will drink this shit because"They can and want to party all night till the early morning". But what end's up happening is they will drink there normal 6-12 beers between 9pm and midnight by "beer bongs" "keg stands" "beer towers" and whatever else they can think of. Than by 1am they are puking there fuking guts out on the front lawn while the world is spinning 6 times faster than it's supposed to. Somewhere in the middle of this whirlwind puke-off they will pray to the ass-gods to let them pass out. Meanwhile the Buttwiper execs are laughing there ass off because these kids are so hopped up on the caffiene that they will get to enjoy the WHOLE drink+yell+spins+puke ritual ALL night long until the early morning. lol
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4/5/2005 at 21:53 |
^^ And Gaia rests once more, secure in the knowledge that all is as it should be.
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