zapple
SIR BABYHEAD  Posts: 86 Registered: 1/1/2005 Offline
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1/6/2005 at 23:46 |
When it comes to sex, I'm definitely Hetero, but when it comes to my apartment, I'm gay I think because I like to decorate with nice things and keep my place clean. What's your opinion? Am I half gay or what?
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magicchex
Fuckin' your bitches and stealin' your cars since 1985.   SSHOLEPosts: 561 Registered: 1/5/2005 Offline
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1/7/2005 at 00:05 |
I didn't even read your post, but yes you're gay. You love to suck cocks. |
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zapple
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 86 Registered: 1/1/2005 Offline
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1/7/2005 at 00:06 |
Geez, all I wanted was for one person to call me gay. Is that so much to ask! COME ON ASSHOLES!! CALL ME GAY!!!! |
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zapple
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 86 Registered: 1/1/2005 Offline
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1/7/2005 at 00:06 |
magicchex: I didn't even read your post, but yes you're gay. You love to suck cocks.
Awesome! Thanx! |
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wolfer
DARTH MENSES  Posts: 483 Registered: 12/1/2003 Offline
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1/7/2005 at 00:07 |
I think your a metrosexual which is gay but in the closet |
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Tagnut
SENATOR BABYHEAD  Posts: 219 Registered: 11/27/2004 Offline
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1/7/2005 at 00:22 |
Uruguay.
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truenative
I'm what makes bread wonder.  SSHOLEPosts: 338 Registered: 1/6/2005 Offline
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1/7/2005 at 00:35 |
I decorate with color and pizzaz too., shit I even have silk throw pillows. BUT the important fact is I do this for the same reason I shave before going out and iron a shirt from time to time even. That Reason is the everlasting pursuit of VAGINA. God I love it!
However given the circumstances of this thread, you seriously are lusting for man-ass, cruising for prison pussy, got mangina on the brain. As a matter of fact why don't you give up your job and join the priesthood you freaking pederass!
This post of cousre reflects my highest regard for you fellow swarmer.
Oh yeah,
You are Gay! There that is what you really wanted isn't it. |
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Heather
DARTH MENSES Got Textwar? Posts: 738 Registered: 11/24/2004 Offline
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1/7/2005 at 00:37 |
Do you have scented candles? Do you own any prodcuts from Bath and Body Works? Yes, even room spray. These are high indicators on the gay gauge.
But you'll still get chicks. We like a clean place that smells good. It is highly attractive for men to practice good hygiene.
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position!  SSHOLEPosts: 1935 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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1/7/2005 at 00:42 |
I have no idea if you are gay or not based on your home decorating styles. However you appear to have an intense desire to want to be known as gay by people who do not know you well. It might be much easier to achieve your goal if start participating in the rough trades maybe on the street or in your local gay pub establishments.
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Tagnut
SENATOR BABYHEAD Posts: 219 Registered: 11/27/2004 Offline
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1/7/2005 at 00:48  |
Sorry folks but this thread is asking for it !
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zapple
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 86 Registered: 1/1/2005 Offline
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1/7/2005 at 00:50 |
Actually it's just an attempt at humor. But I do think that salmon and peach are colors and not food. |
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zapple
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 86 Registered: 1/1/2005 Offline
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1/7/2005 at 00:51 |
Tagnut: Sorry folks but this thread is asking for it !
HAHAHAHA!!!! Marvelous!!! Very fucking funny! |
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fastlane
Zombie scream style  SSHOLEPosts: 725 Registered: 2/7/2004 Offline
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1/7/2005 at 00:52 |
Hey barch looks like you have a catcher here.
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zapple
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 86 Registered: 1/1/2005 Offline
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1/7/2005 at 01:13 |
Well, this was my first attempt at starting a thread. I thought everyone might enjoy a good laugh at my expense.
Zap at your service!!! |
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zapple
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 86 Registered: 1/1/2005 Offline
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1/7/2005 at 01:27 |
yup
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Dumbskull
I'm assuming the position! SSHOLEPosts: 1935 Registered: 4/22/2004 Offline
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1/7/2005 at 08:38 |
I could really use a Queer Eye in my place, ya wanna give me some decorating pointers?
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3  SSHOLEPosts: 908 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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1/7/2005 at 11:14 |
zapple: COME ON ASSHOLES!! CALL ME GAY!!!!
Submit a picture of yourself for photoshoppery with that title, go on, it'll be phun.
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zapple
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 86 Registered: 1/1/2005 Offline
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1/7/2005 at 13:34 |
COME ON ASSHOLES!! CALL ME GAY!!
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zapple
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 86 Registered: 1/1/2005 Offline
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1/7/2005 at 13:38 |
Is that sufficient, Lefen, or is there another place where I can submit photos? I'm still learning how to use this place. It's definitely not like your average discussion forum. |
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3 SSHOLEPosts: 908 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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1/7/2005 at 13:58 |
well hell dude, if thats really you you can click on swarm>submit link and paste the picture url there under the photoshop category.
welcome to teh swarm.
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Lefen
I think Clavis wins my heart <3 SSHOLEPosts: 908 Registered: 9/16/2003 Offline
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1/7/2005 at 14:13 |
Wow, that was a handy link.
click here for 'shopped zapple
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zapple
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 86 Registered: 1/1/2005 Offline
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1/7/2005 at 14:19 |
Lefen: well hell dude, if thats really you you can click on swarm>submit link and paste the picture url there under the photoshop category.
welcome to teh swarm.
It's me alright. I snapped it with my camera, uploaded it to "photobucket.com" and pasted it from there to here. |
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freakmachine
Web Fucko Extraordinaire  SSHOLEPosts: 596 Registered: 4/15/2004 Offline
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1/7/2005 at 14:33 |
Has anybody told you of your gayness, by the way?
You = Gelf. |
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ragoo
We are not amused.  SSHOLEPosts: 686 Registered: 9/4/2004 Offline
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1/7/2005 at 14:36 |
zapple: It's me alright. I snapped it with my camera, uploaded it to "photobucket.com" and pasted it from there to here.
One look at that pic confirms what I suspected all along...YOU, SAH, ARE GAY!!11
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zapple
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 86 Registered: 1/1/2005 Offline
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1/7/2005 at 14:52 |
I also have 2 Cockatiels that are gay as hell!
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dent
Slipping it into the wrong hole any chance I get  SSHOLEPosts: 917 Registered: 10/20/2004 Offline
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1/7/2005 at 15:47 |
Anyone with birds and facial hair like yours, must be taking bubble-baths while painting his toenails with a glass of chilled Ruinite in the other hand. It seems he is coming out of the closet to the swarmers, easily, by making humor out of it. Being gay is not comic. It's gross. Don't spread your man-AIDS to me fucker. Hope you drown in the analcustard infested bath water.
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ran93r
Tender vittles  Posts: 42 Registered: 7/24/2003 Offline
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1/7/2005 at 16:03 |
And the award for best use of the term "man-aids" goes to .... |
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zapple
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 86 Registered: 1/1/2005 Offline
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1/7/2005 at 16:15 |
[Edited on 7/1/2005 by zapple] |
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zapple
SIR BABYHEAD Posts: 86 Registered: 1/1/2005 Offline
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1/7/2005 at 16:21 |
dent: Anyone with birds and facial hair like yours, must be taking bubble-baths while painting his toenails with a glass of chilled Ruinite in the other hand. It seems he is coming out of the closet to the swarmers, easily, by making humor out of it. Being gay is not comic. It's gross. Don't spread your man-AIDS to me fucker. Hope you drown in the analcustard infested bath water.
if I were gay (and I'm not) I wouldn't come out on a website. What's the fucking point?
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LORDKAHUNA
Don't make me fuk your moustache  SSHOLEPosts: 1691 Registered: 8/5/2003 Offline
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1/7/2005 at 16:34 |
Sarcasm is wasted on you.
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