Register | Member List | Search | FAQ | Stats

< ?Terrorists?  
      <<      1      2    3 
Salmon Quesadillas > New Topic  Post Reply
Day Jobs?         2457 reads

AssQueen


SSHOLE

Posts: 164
Registered: 7/10/2003
Offline

1/28/2005 at 17:55

HellKat: what do you want to know?

So Azron's new biatch....welcome, details (chut boys), and please don't go craxy, k thxs.

I can go on and on from here, maybe it is time to start a journal if anyone wants to know the truth.

Yes, journal please...Diamonds are the most plentiful gem on earth? Hm...Which is the least prevalent?

And for the scrilla, I am a Jr. Electrical Engineer (High Voltage, EYAW! - I could die anyday now).


(NO VAS--JOEKS!! I AM VERY CAREFUL.)






____________________
class doesn't matter, I thought,
nothing matters that we're told,
and if I am a fly I will never know
what a lion really is.
Reply With Quote Direct URL

SENATOR BABYHEAD




Posts: 177
Registered: 1/19/2005
Offline

1/28/2005 at 22:38

I worked almost 20 years in power conversion and was an officer for a few years in the Texas Power Conversion Group. Hi Voltage? Yanno its the amps that kill ya. 3mA through the chest cavity or through the brain.....

What is an electrical engineers favorite side dish with lunch? Ohm'slaw.






____________________
am I ignorant or apathetic? don't know, don't care.....
Reply With Quote Direct URL

SENATOR BABYHEAD




Posts: 177
Registered: 1/19/2005
Offline

1/28/2005 at 23:02

LilBabyPissmouth:
HellKat: what do you want to know?

So Azron's new biatch....welcome, details (chut boys), and please don't go craxy, k thxs.

I can go on and on from here, maybe it is time to start a journal if anyone wants to know the truth.

Yes, journal please...Diamonds are the most plentiful gem on earth? Hm...Which is the least prevalent?


Alexandrite is most rare....and expensive. Natural alexandrite is thought to be completely mined from the face of the earth. There are some very good simulated and lab created alexandrite stones though.

Emeralds are next to the most expensive and rare in their natural state. In fact, most emeralds mined these days have very little color and have major inclusions. After these poor quality emeralds are mined, they are processed in a variety of ways to make them look like" real" emeralds such as radiation, super heating and adding color elements, oil saturation and micro lazer drilling. Emeralds are very soft gemstones, they are porous (which is how they can be colored with oils and other color elements). A treated emerald, over time, can loose it's color and be easily scratched. Save your money on "real" emeralds and get a good emerald doublet or lab grown emerald.






____________________
am I ignorant or apathetic? don't know, don't care.....
Reply With Quote Direct URL

I can break you with my mind. Watch, I'll do it.


SSHOLE

Posts: 1505
Registered: 3/6/2003
Offline

1/28/2005 at 23:14

I save a shit load of money on birthday presents because she buys her own baubles.

Like most women and crows HellKat is fascinated by anything shiney.






____________________
If you give a man a fire you keep him warm for one night.
If you set him on fire you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
E-Mail User Reply With Quote Direct URL

Bad Taste in your Mouth


SSHOLE

Posts: 4413
Registered: 3/8/2002
Offline

1/28/2005 at 23:26

HellKat: What is an electrical engineers favorite side dish with lunch? Ohm'slaw.

You just filled this apartment with a loud groaning sound.

Please also submit some kind of picture[1]; as the LBP just remarked, I cannot help but imagine you looking like Ellen DeGeneres. It's unsettling and I can't wait til I get to turn the textwar off.


[1] Preferably an Azron-penetration[2] shot.
[2] Uh, I guess whether you're penetrating him or he's penetrating you is up to you guys. Safe sex, kids. ^__^






____________________
To win, you must fight not only the creature you encounter; you must fight the most horrible thing that can be constructed from its corpse.
Reply With Quote Direct URL

SENATOR BABYHEAD




Posts: 165
Registered: 11/16/2003
Offline

2/2/2005 at 21:29

Heather: I LIKE working in VB, I don't like brain numbing click/paste/formula/copy/hurl.

sounds like an excuse, doesnt it?

Right now iam working on 3 websites (a car dealer', an education company, a heavy equipment company in albania).

In one week ill start working for a company in the 3D visualisation division. Ill have done this before, for the same company, till i leaved them to do some computer courses (in the education company for which iam doing the site right now)(i didnt learn much in the computer courses last year, but i got some really good contacts), and now i start building walkable vrml "maps" of many historic buildings, parks aso.
I like it. (for the beginnin*g*)

[Edited on 2/2/2005 by Sachsenpaule]






____________________
And they wile away the hours
In their ivory towers
Till they're covered up with flowers
In the back of a black limousine
Reply With Quote Direct URL

All I know is I don't know


SSHOLE

Posts: 63
Registered: 12/18/2004
Offline

2/2/2005 at 22:30

I have a plethora of web ventures, main gig is renting out luxury vacation rentals all via the web, great gig as almost no overhead makes profit an actual goal. We recently rented to Rebecca Romijn & Nick Lachey (not together) Lots of CEO's of major corporations etc.
Pretty funny though some twit (me) sitting in his smelly office pimping out royalty class pads to famours peeps in his sweatshorts...






____________________
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?"
Reply With Quote Direct URL

Mostly Harmless


SSHOLE

Posts: 427
Registered: 1/11/2005
Offline

2/3/2005 at 01:09

I'm a carpenter at a university. I also do custom cabinet work on the side.
Reply With Quote Direct URL

Fuckin' your bitches and stealin' your cars since 1985.


SSHOLE

Posts: 406
Registered: 1/5/2005
Offline

2/3/2005 at 03:28

a carpenter like jesus?
Reply With Quote Direct URL

Mostly Harmless


SSHOLE

Posts: 427
Registered: 1/11/2005
Offline

2/3/2005 at 04:01

No.Jesus was a no talent hack and a fag.
Reply With Quote Direct URL

SENATOR BABYHEAD




Posts: 165
Registered: 11/16/2003
Offline

2/4/2005 at 14:29

Who cares?
Jesus created bread from water and walked over wine, or something.






____________________
And they wile away the hours
In their ivory towers
Till they're covered up with flowers
In the back of a black limousine
Reply With Quote Direct URL

Web Fucko Extraordinaire


SSHOLE

Posts: 588
Registered: 4/15/2004
Offline

2/4/2005 at 14:34

HellKat:
LilBabyPissmouth:
HellKat: what do you want to know?

So Azron's new biatch....welcome, details (chut boys), and please don't go craxy, k thxs.

I can go on and on from here, maybe it is time to start a journal if anyone wants to know the truth.

Yes, journal please...Diamonds are the most plentiful gem on earth? Hm...Which is the least prevalent?


Alexandrite is most rare....and expensive. Natural alexandrite is thought to be completely mined from the face of the earth. There are some very good simulated and lab created alexandrite stones though.

Emeralds are next to the most expensive and rare in their natural state. In fact, most emeralds mined these days have very little color and have major inclusions. After these poor quality emeralds are mined, they are processed in a variety of ways to make them look like" real" emeralds such as radiation, super heating and adding color elements, oil saturation and micro lazer drilling. Emeralds are very soft gemstones, they are porous (which is how they can be colored with oils and other color elements). A treated emerald, over time, can loose it's color and be easily scratched. Save your money on "real" emeralds and get a good emerald doublet or lab grown emerald.


Tell us more, we wants to know pls, thx.
Reply With Quote Direct URL

SENATOR BABYHEAD




Posts: 352
Registered: 12/19/2004
Offline

4/28/2005 at 06:59

I got in late on this one dunno if aybody's still reading here, but I did.
After a fair # of jobs including thoroughbred horse groom, cabinetmaker, and print shop cutter operator. At 41 I am pursuing a dream of becoming an artist. Unemployed since Dec I'm graduating this sem from a CC w/ an AA, gonna take Graphic Design and Studio Arts at the local U. I'm sufficienetly impressed with y'alls advanced degrees, I wonder if anyone has any suggestions on financial aid routes






____________________
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
Reply With Quote Direct URL

SIR BABYHEAD




Posts: 65
Registered: 6/24/2002
Offline

4/28/2005 at 15:16

what the hell i'll chime in too

i got a BFA in photography, but working as a video shooter/editor/aftereffects-er/dvd monkey (etc,etc,etc) for a research institute.

attempting to become a fulltime acidhead and photo-arteest. i often consider dropping the dayjob and just doin it. but a man's got bills to pay...
at least i still get to be one on the weekends.

Reply With Quote Direct URL

DARTH MENSES




Posts: 1228
Registered: 3/5/2005
Offline

4/28/2005 at 15:51

I guess this is the thing to do:

I'm a student, full time at a pretty good University. My collegiate claim to fame is that in my first four semesters, I managed to have four different majors.

At the moment I'm horribly unemployed, but previously I was a "Student Helpdesk Consultant (Level 2 -- like something out of D&D)." Mostly that meant deleting spyware from people's computers and also the occasional virus. Once in a while I would get a more interesting problem.

I've interned in advertising (I wrote two ads for these guys), and this summer I'll be working at a cable TV station, I may also be working at a bank.

P.S. - I just realized how old this thread is. Damn, way to resurrect it

[Edited on 28/4/2005 by Uart]
Reply With Quote Direct URL

my balls your chin, get used to that idea


SSHOLE

Posts: 918
Registered: 1/9/2005
Offline

4/29/2005 at 05:04

MadTurk: Warning to all you grad students out there: Linkswarm is harmful to dissertation progress!


Part one:
Ill take it a a bit further...Linkswarm is detrimental to ANY cognitive progress whatsoever, duh, its why i keep coming back.

Part two:
And to all you college kids with no jobs....WHY ARENT YOU SELLING DRUGS? Ie; X, Herb, hallucinatory delights.

Part three:
I work with developmentally disabled adults and people who have been in car accidents and come out of it acting like sofickingwat. Also, ive tried part two myself but i was getting WAY to high off my own supply. Eating mushrooms and handing them out at partys while frying doesent really pay the bills.

Part X-I hope to write screenplays some day.







____________________
"Kill him! Kill the fuckin' indian! What am I watching here two fuckin' fags!?"
Rodney Dangerfield as Ed Wilson
Reply With Quote Direct URL

SIR BABYHEAD




Posts: 87
Registered: 11/27/2003
Offline

4/29/2005 at 05:41

I work at a small 'internet' soon to be expanding in VOIP company. I'm the Creative Director / Programmer / Person do whatever. I have a B.F.A in Graphic Design (lol) and began focus in programming after I found that they make more money. My first language was actionscript / nigga-script, and server side Coldfusion. Now I'm learning some php, have some DB skills, have a good bit of flash skills trying to do more OOP, 'RIA's, and maybe learn lower level language like Java / C++.

Although I find my hobbies more interesting at times : skateboarding, making music, traditional ahts, but you gotta pay the bills first.

About to work on a couple of interesting projects and hopefully use those as *experience points* so I can move outta this low paying ass town.







____________________
"I don't want no cake..........I want me some PIE, ya dig what I'm sayin?" Boxy Brown
Reply With Quote Direct URL

DARTH MENSES




Posts: 641
Registered: 4/22/2005
Offline

4/29/2005 at 21:14

I work in "The Industry" as people call it in LA. Marketing to be a little more specific. Trying to get out though. I'm getting bored and I already have plenty of money. I also own a small entertainment company but its just for shits and giggles. it makes no money but keeps me sane.






____________________
( . )( . ) <--- Boobs.
Reply With Quote Direct URL

Tender vittles




Posts: 37
Registered: 5/18/2004
Offline

4/29/2005 at 22:11

I'm an Account Manager for a Home Loans Bank. I basically tell people sure you can have money to refinance your house or buy a new house or I tell them to fuck off your credit sucks............................
Reply With Quote Direct URL

I am El Chupacabra


SSHOLE

Posts: 756
Registered: 8/1/2004
Offline

4/30/2005 at 00:21

I'm an Avionics Technician on Gulfstream Aircraft. I fix the planes that the greed of America fuels. I almost ended up a crash victim on 1 flight and have been to 50,749 feet on another. I have seen Chris Rock and Mel Gibson board there planes.
A short story long but funny. I was called to fix a plane. The Flight Attendent "Called slut from here on out"was on board as well as the Pilots"called dumbasses now". While fixing the plane the slut comes over to us. In a sexy Irish accent she says"Oh my god you got to leave now! He "The owner of the plane" can't catch you up here! If he does we're all in trouble!" Now I'm thinking "Is he gonna think we were fuking or something"? Then I replied"Ummmm, Ma'am where should I go? The baggage door is on the left side of the plane and the entrance door is on the left." And the kick ass responce she gave me was "Fuck, just sit down here and act like nothing is wrong". So I sit there in my company uniform with the stain here and there, a stack of wiring prints and my tool bag thinking" Is this guy gonna flip?" The owner walks on and looks at us sitting on his 50 million dollar jet and ask "What are they doing here?" My buddy"Who is disgruntled then" replies "The crew reported a pressuration problem and we confirmed that the pressurazation system dumps the pressure at random". Then the fucker walks off the plane and all I could do was grab my shit and haul ass off the plane too thinking that someone is gonna get there ass pulled apart. Needless to say my buddy doesn't work there anymore. As for me.... That is with out a doubt the wildest thing I have ever seen or heard in my line of work.


gulfstream.com niggas!






____________________
No you can't have my rights. I'm not through with them!

You got Down Syndrome so bad you probably have up,left and right too.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
This is Rabbit. and it kills everyday.
Reply With Quote Direct URL

SENATOR BABYHEAD




Posts: 310
Registered: 6/18/2002
Offline

4/30/2005 at 07:24

I tend bar. I've run a bar in a hotel worth $50mil easy without the title. Booked bands, done everything a Food and Beverage manger should have been doing without a degree. I've run a neighborhood bar, blown shit up from really far away wtih a pair of binos and a radio in the Army, sold cars, sold cameras and equiptment, sold craft items, landscaped, reassesed property for taxes, been the information guy when you call 411, and freelanced as a driver/chauffer, IT guy, and worked security for an IBM property.

Still pissed I can't find a decent management job because I don't have a degree, despite almost ten years in the field and past F&B experience.
Reply With Quote Direct URL

Tender vittles




Posts: 2
Registered: 4/30/2005
Offline

4/30/2005 at 13:11

work for a group of consultants who call themselves doctors. They are all mad and it raises the question: how many doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: 10 - one to hold the bulb and the other 9 to make the analysis as to whether the bulb wants to change.

Takes one to know one, that's my opinion.
Reply With Quote Direct URL

SENATOR BABYHEAD




Posts: 244
Registered: 3/17/2005
Offline

4/30/2005 at 16:31

I be a technical editar.








____________________
If you include a null character
Reply With Quote Direct URL
< ?Terrorists?  
      <<      1      2    3 
Salmon Quesadillas > New Topic  Post Reply


Powered by XForum 1.6n by Trollix Software
original script by xmb


LOL! I double dog challenge every notion and assertion. -- LOki